The Words
Weeeeeeeeeeell, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls...
Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bee-itch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch and she's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch.
Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhh aaaaaaah!
The Song in Two Versions