Work In Progress


The Bitch Song
by Eric Cartman

The Words

Weeeeeeeeeeell, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls...

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bee-itch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch and she's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch.

Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhh aaaaaaah!

The Song in Two Versions

  • Version 1
  • Version 2


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