| Driving While Slightly Mundane By Amanda Finch [email protected] "Road Rage turns into Highway Hemorrhage!!" CATEGORY: VH (list/parody) Don't flame me! I *loved* this episode! Go Vince! ----------------------------------------- 1. Okay, you tell us the side of the head exploded? We believe you! We don't need see the -- the lateral sinus and tubefaction! That's just gross! I was trying to eat yogurt!! 2. No one wants to let Mulder in an ambulance anymore -- was it something he said? Or something pertaining to the after-effects of his taste in fast food? 3. If Kersh Had Reached Mulder Instead of Scully: 4. Mulder wasn't Jewish fourth season, but now he is? You know, if he's had his bris since then, it would explain the facial expression he maintained throughout the fifth season... 5. Hey, Spender! Fowley! We suggest a vacation in Montello, Nevada! It'll blow your minds! 6. REJECTED DIALOGUE - SCULLY: *This* is an ex-parakeet! 7. Nodders. From now on, this is what I'm going to call certain extras whose sole purpose is to be there when Mulder or Scully need someone to bounce their ideas off of -- just so they wouldn't look crazy talking to shrubbery and the occasional stuffed cat. 8. If the Gold Rush was what propelled us out west in 1849, then what is this? The Head Rush? (Ahem.) 9. CCPRT - California's Cell Phone Retrieval Team. Seeing as this *is* FOX, I fear a spin-off. 10. I sense a lot of temporal lobe pressure in Kersh, too. Maybe if Scully still has that needle...jab him, girl! Just say you were drugged!
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