CREATURE COMFORTS
Australians of course have their own peculiar sense of humour
and indeed a language all of their own.!
Snags on the barbie, a cold tinnie, blowflies and mosquitoes! Yes, that's a traditional australian BBQ
Australians of course have their own peculiar sense of humour
and indeed a language all of their own.!
Snags on the barbie, a cold tinnie, blowflies and mosquitoes! Yes, that's a traditional australian BBQ
Chunder: what you usually do after drinking 18 cans of beer!
Rack off:what you should do if an emu is chasing you!
Chuck a mental:what not to do if you are approached by the law!
Dag: what hangs under a sheep's tail but in the nicest possible way!
Shag:what australians do to procreate!
Mate:Someone you don't shag!
What you do if you forget lesson 1!
Lie on the floor,raise your legs and arms and wave them about
shouting "Dead Ant" at the top of your voice! Any Australian will
repect a dead ant call or else decide you are too mentally unbalanced to be responsible for your actions.
Either way you will escape unharmed.
