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Cast:
� � The Captain
Props:
� � None
Notes:
� � The Scout
You can have an indian too, but he's really not needed.
The scene: Imaginary camp in the old west. A Scout is over to one side, looking out. A Captain is standing near the other side.
The Scout runs over to the captian and shouts:
Scout: Captain, Captian, there's an Indian comming! Should I shoot him?
Captain: How far off is he?
Scout: Well, he's about this big.
The scout holds his hands a few inches apart
Captain: Come back and tell me when he gets closer.
The scout runs back across the stage and looks out again. After a brief pause, he runs to the Captain.
Scout: Captain, Captian, he's this big!
The scout holds his hands about a foot apart.
Captain: Come back when he's closer.
The scout runs back across the stage and looks out again. he pauses and runs back to the Captain.
Scout: Captain, Captain, he's this big!
The scout holds his hands about two feet apart.
Captain: Come back and tell me when he's closer.
The scout goes back to his post. He pauses and then runs over to the Captain again.
Scout: Captain, Captain, he's this big!
The scout holds his hands as far apart as he can get them.
Captain: Come back when he's a closer.
The scout runs back to his post, only to turn around immediately and run back to the Captain.
Scout: Captain, Captain, he's here!
Captain: Well, shoot him, then!
Scout: I can't shoot him, I've known him since he was this big!
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