the unfashionably short axe

an article by Markangle
   Aye, this is m'favrit weapon. I reckon a canny man would ken tha this would only be m'favrit til I find somthin I like mor, an tha too is a fact. Weapons are like women. Ye can find one ye like, use it til yer tired of it, find another.
   Weapons are like women in other ways too. Ye can't turn yer back on 'em, an they'll cut ye if yer not careful.
   Lastly, weapons are like women is that with e'en a wee bit o care, she'll stand by ye and give her all te save yer miserable hide wether ye deserve it or nau.
Tips:
1)strength is better than looks
2)toughness is better than brittle hardness
3)practice makes perfect
4)you wont achieve perfection
5)keep practicing

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