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Extra-terrestrial advice![]() This page is brought to you to give you advice on how to act like an alien, even if you are not one and how to act like an alien even if you are one.![]() Note:We are going with the humanoid alien trying to fit in theory here. How to dress Wear silver grey eye make up and plenty of mascara (both men and women). Face make up should be light and and a pale lipstick should be worn at all times. Blusher should be avoided. A spare pair of sunglasses should be carried at all times so that they may be worn in the most unlikely places. One should always create an air of mystery and a "far away" facial expression should be perfected.
Avoid bright and/or baggy clothes. Silver, grey, white and black are the best colors to dress in as to draw subtle attention to yourself. Never mix and match colors. Always dress in the same color from head to toe. Shoes should also match.
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One must spray paint one's face grey and have nose reconstruction surgery to obtain a 'Michael Jackson'-like nose. It is also neccessary to dress in one's parents clothes that they wore during the 1950-60 time period to achieve a 'stuck in the time warp' style.
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