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The Next Generation
 The
crew of the Enterprize are a funny bunch. Mankind has evolved since the
first Enterprize to become a politically correct people (proving that not
all stages of evolution are beneficial). Here you�ll find cartoon depictions
of each crew member as well as a brief summary of what makes them tick
(not just the android).
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En Route Pickhard
- As Captain of the Enterprize, with an age greater than the rest of the
crew combined, Captain En Route Pickhard baldly goes where no one has gone
before!.
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Willing Piker - Although he
considers himself the Casanova of the Cosmos, First Officer Willing Piker
is at a loss to explain why Captain Pickhard manages more romances per
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Beta - An android unable to
feel emotion, Lieutenant Commander Beta is on a quest to become more human.
If only he�d been programmed with an emotion chip like his evil twin brother,
VHS.
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Gaudy Regurge
- Chief Engineer Gaudy routinely performs the impossible: saving the Enterprize
from certain destruction all the while wearing a cheese grater stuck to
his face. Unfortunately, Gaudy�s skill with warp coil inducers does not
help him with relationships,
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Barf - Being the only Clingon
(an alien race with nearly exactly human physiology apart from a distinguishing
cowpat formation on the forehead) in Sev Fleet makes Barf a unique crew
member (apart from Beta, the only android in Sev Fleet and Gaudy, the only
man with a cheese grater for glasses in Sev Fleet)
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Doyawanna Tryhard - Coming
a close second to Measly Crusher as the most irritating member of the Enterprize,
Counsellor Tryhard poses a problem for the script writers: what use is
she?
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Heavily Crusher - Ship�s doctor
and mother of the intensely annoying Measly Crusher (for which she must
be punished!), Doctor Crusher has somehow toed the line between friends
and lovers with Captain Pickhard for seven consecutive seasons.
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One of the most popular
members of the crew, boy wonder Measly Crusher (what�s a sci-fi
series without one?) has inspired his own Usenet newsgroup: alt.measly.crusher.die.die.die.
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Ensign Row came
aboard the Enterforaprize to spice up the interpersonal relationships among
the crew, but before long her personality became as bland as the rest of
them.
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