I obtained these pictures from hacking into the Burlington, VT, police department records on-line. Make of them what you will, I've only included brief captions. Also, I'm sorry for how giant all the pictures are. I'm not very good at this. Somebody tell me how to fix them!

This photograph, taken outside the Upstairs Cafe on Bennington campus, was snapped only hours before Strom-Martin played there. On the side of the building, someone had spray-painted "MLN Rocks!" Obviously, some one else didn't agree. Could this person have been responsible for Strom-Martin's disappearance later than night, after the show? And what role did Carla Rose, on the left, whom Strom-Martin had been planning to stay with during January and February, have to do with all this? She was the only one who knew Strom-Martin's plans...

It is believed that directly after the kidnapping, Strom-Martin was taken here, to Bennington College's music school, where she was forced to practice scales on an out-of-tune piano. Oh, the humanity...

This is the actual portion of the note which the police were able to recover from the water. Note that it was written on a promotional pad for the drug Synthroid, which leads one to wonder if the perpetrator has some sort of imbalance. It reads: "-thirst and long to pork you. I know you [feel] the same [because] then you sang [your] face in the dark is [horrifying,] nothing I did in bed deserves this. I have a Volkswagon and some lube-" What it means is anyone's guess....

This photograph of the lake where the note was found was taken by an androgenous Bennington student who was attempting to be profound by snapping shots of perfectly ordinary objects. However, in addition to collecting information priceless to all MLN fans, s/he/it may have caught the image of the baby Loch Ness monster believed to have been hidden in the lake during the Bennington symposium by furious fired professors.

The mystery of Strom-Martin's whereabouts during the early months of the year 2000 remains unsolved. But true fans of My Left Nut will continue to rage against the dim light that has been shed on her life. We deserve the truth, and we will fight! As they say in Russia, "Ne huy ty etu huyovinu rashuyachil?"