intresting times

*'this is off the wall,i know',said the bursar brightly.

'what is?' said the lecturer in recent runes.

'a hook for hanging pictures on'.

*"luck is my middle name",said rincewind."mind you,bad is my first name".

*"we got egg and cress,chicken tikka,and mature cheese with crunchy pickle",said war.

THEY DO SUCH MARVELLOUS THINGS WITH SANDWICHES THESE DAYS,said Death.

"oh,and bacon suprise",said war.

REALLY? WHAT SO SUPRISING ABOUT BACON?

"i dont know.i guess it kind of comes as a shock for the pig".