Zaryllon Productions is a large company, therefore it has hundreds of thousands of employees. Over the past 274 years certain cliques have developed among the workforce, people with similar interests and backgrounds joining together in small groups. Over the years these groups have developed into large official multi-national clubs, complete with their own mailing lists and international conventions, secret meetings and even an assassination plot once in a while. The Zaryllon Clubs are as follows:
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The Jiolak Club
The Jiolak club, founded in 1853, is the most elite of the Z-Clubs. It's members are mainly from the high class, working in the padded, high up rooms of the Zaryllon Production Building. Named after the legendary Digital Moose-Rabbit of Geneva, Minnesota, the Jiolak club contains 3 antler divisions: Twisty, Curly, and Groovy. All members meet weekly in the Dellinhough Lodge in the North Mistydale hills for a secret meeting concerning the recent accomplishments of the Club. If you would more information or are thinking of joining the Jiolak Club, Email Zaryllon and we will send you the schedule and a full-color pamphlet.
The Soaking Grapes Club
The Soaking Grapes Club is the more down-to earth of the Z-Clubs, focusing on worldly pleasures and good times. The SGC Community Sauna and Lounge has stood in Philadelphia since 1936, when the club was founded, and delivers a happy friendly attitude to all it's club members. Each year the Soaking Grapes Club partakes in numerous catering festivals and music events, funded in Part by Old Town Foods International. For more information on joining the Z-SGC, Email Zaryllon and we will send you the schedule and a full-color pamphlet.The Lost Boys' Club
Formerly known as the "What da Hael be Stickin Out of Yo' Nose" Club, the Lost Boys Club is that which incorporates the juvenile delinquents who work at Z-ProD. The nun who founded it has been mummified by some of the caring clubmembers themselves, and is currently traveling the country on display in various museums. The LB club's upcoming fundraiser is aiming towards the completion of a hidden base deep within the Nairobi Desert. For more information on joining the Z-LB, Email Zaryllon and we will send you the schedule and a full-color pamphlet.
The Dirty Rag Club
The Spiritual Cleanser Corporate Info Club
The CTD Club
The Snufflebuggy club for the Criminally Insane
The Pooleypusher's Club
The Shiny Side Metalworkers Club
The Falling Star Music Club
The QWERTY Digital Nonsense Club
The Cutthroat Bison Club
The Alienscrewer's WebAuthoring Club
For info on any of the above Z-Clubs, Email Zaryllon with the name of the club you are interested in joining and we will send you the schedule and a full-color pamphlet.
Along with a membership to a Zaryllon Club, you will recieve a huge 20 lb package with various memorabilia and help manuals.
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