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THE SIMPSONS

You are traveller # to Springfield

(Apu):"Put it down or I'll blow your heads off!"

(Apu):"Oooh...A headbag! Those are chock full of.....Heady goodness!"

(Apu):"Howdy Neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?"

(Apu):"Might I interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash register? Perhaps a crazy motorized wiggle pen? Lookit.....The craziness!" (102k)

(Apu):"Yes, I'm sorry I don't speak English, OK....But you were just talking-Yes, Yes, Hot Dog! Hot Dog! Yes Sir, No Sir, Maybe, OK......"

(Apu):"Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie!"

(Barney):Burping.

(Barney):"Yeah! We were just messin' around and you had to go too far!!"

(Bart):"Aye Caramba!"

(Bart):"What happened?"

(Bart):"So long, Suck-arrrgh!"

(Bart):"Really??"

(Burns):"Ahoy - Hoy?!"

(Burns):"60 watts?? What do you think this is?? A tanning salon!?"

(Burns):"Bah! To hell with this!"

(Burns):"Simpson, eh?"

(Burns):"Damn it, Smithers...This isn't rocket science - it's brain surgery!"

(Burns):"Oooooh, I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart!"

(Burns):"Smithers...Dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage!"

(Burns):"Yes....You're in deep d'oh now!"

(Burns):"Excellent..."

(Burns):"Pish-Posh!"

(Burns):"As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague...."

(Burns):"Hot Dog...."

(Burns):"Hello...Smithers...You're quite good...At turning me...on!"

(Burns):"Help Smithers! I'm sinking! I'm sinking! Life....flashing....before.....eyes..." (178k)

(Burns):"You there.....Fill it up with petroleum distilate and revulcanize my tires - Posthaste!"

(Burns):"Siiiiimpson!!!! The telephone has been ringing for some time....Answer it...." (148k)

(Burns & Smithers):"Hmmm...Who's that goat legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib....Uhhh, Prince of Darkness, Sir...He's your 11 o' clock..."

(Burns & Smithers):"Welcome! Come in! Ahhhh...Fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead! Sir, you have to let go of the button...Well, Son of a bit-"

(Burns & Smithers):"Oh, and Simpson - You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon....Uh, sir, we found the jade mokey - it was in your glove compartment....And the road maps? And ice scraper?? They were there too, sir....Excellent....Everything is falling into place..." (204k)

(Burns & Inspector):"This man's an illegal alien! That's preposterous! Zutroy here is as American as apple pie!"

(Comic Book Guy):"Are you the creator of Hi & Lois, because you are making me laugh!"

(Comic Book Guy):"Ooooh...Your powers of deduction are exceptional!"

(Comic Book Guy):"Go, Go! For the good of the city!"

(Dr. Hibbert):Laughing

(Grampa):"Doggone it!"

(Grampa):"I'll be back in a jiffy!"

(Grampa):"I feel all funny.....I'm in love!! No, wait...It's a stroke!"

(Grampa):"Coma? Why I go into comas all the..................French toast, please!"

(Grampa):"I'm the one who canceled "Star Trek'!"

(Grampa):"Damn Straight!"

(Grampa):"Evil! Eeeeeeeeeevil!!!!"

(Homer):"Hello, operator...Give me the number for 911!"

(Homer):"Aaaaaaah!!! Boogieman!!"

(Homer):"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Organized Crime...."

(Homer):"Mmmmmmm....Open-faced club sandwedge...."

(Homer):"Mmmmm....Beer..."

(Homer):"Mmmmm....64 slices of American Cheese..."

(Homer):"Mmmmm......Gummie beer..."

(Homer):"Mmmmm......Chocolate..."

(Homer):"Mmmmm....Hog Fat..."

(Homer):"Woohoo!"

(Homer):"Aaaaah!"

(Homer):"I am evil Homer...."

(Homer):"Beer kills brain cells."

(Homer):"No time for that now! The computer's starting!"

(Homer):"Food goes in here!"

(Homer):"Uhh, excuse me, Professor Braniac..."

(Homer):"That's it - I'm outta here!"

(Homer):"D'Oh!"

(Homer):"Shut up, brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"

(Homer):"You might say he's barking up the wrong bush...Heh Heh Heh....There it is Homer - The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it....D'Oh!" (129k)

(Homer):"Jump, Free Willy! Jump! Jump with all your might!"

(Homer, Lisa & Marge):"D'Oh! A deer! A female deer!"

(Homer & Marge):"No TV and no beer make Homer something, something....Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!"

(Jose Flanders):"Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dios, senor!"

(Krusty):"I could pull a better cartoon outta my - Hey, Hey kids! Wasn't that great!?"

(Lisa):"I am the Lizard Queen!!"

(Lunch Lady Doris):"More testicles mean more iron!"

(Marge):"Hmmmmmm...."

(Marge):"OK, Homer....."

(Martin):"Ahhh....My plan has come to fruition....Soon I'll be Queen of Summertime...Oh..king - King!"

(McBain as Radioactive Man):"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

(Ned):"Hidey-ho-arooni, neighbor! What can I do ya for?"

(Ned):"Okiley-Dokiley...."

(Ned & Homer):"Hidely-Hey! Go Home.....Doodley-Doo!"

(Ned & President Bush):"Tip-Top-Notch! Okiley-Dokiley! Thankiley-Dankiley! Great-alicious! Scrumpdidlyrific! Fine and Dandy like Sour Candy!"

(Nelson):"Ha Ha!"

(Otto):"Alcohol increases your ability to drive!"

(Otto):"My name is Otto....I love to get blotto!"

(Ralph):"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

(Ralph):"I don't feel right!"

(Ralph):"I bent my Wookie!"

(Ralph):"Ow! My face is on fire!"

(Ralph):"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"

(Skinner & Wiggum):"And with a flute up his nose - Ralph Wiggum...That's some nice flutin' boy..."

(Wiggum):"Aaaah....Just get one of those inflatible women....But make sure it's a woman though, 'cause one time I.....heh..."

(Wiggum):"No, you got the wrong number...This is 912!"

(Willy):"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....Make way for Willy!!!! I said make way for Willy, ya bloated gas bag!"

(Willy):"You'll be back! Ya haven't seen the last of Willy!"

(Willy & Lunch Lady Doris):"Luch Lady Doris....Have ya got any grease? Yes, Yes I do. Then grease me up, woman!"

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