Oxymorons

Act naturally                            "Now, then ..."
Exact estimate                           Synthetic natural gas
Religious intolerance                    Christian Scientists
Microsoft Works                          Passive aggression
Jumbo shrimp                             Taped live
Assistant Supervisor                     Clearly misunderstood
Plastic Glass                            Peace force 
Uninvited Guest                          Toronto Life
Elevated subway                          Temporary tax increase
Military intelligence                    Computer jock
Authentic reproduction                   Plastic glasses
Limited lifetime guarantee               Terribly pleased
Highly Depressed                         Computer security
Live recording                           Political science
Dry lake                                 Tight slacks
Forward lateral                          Definite maybe
True replica                             Pretty ugly
Found missing                            Twelve-ounce pound cake
Partial cease-fire                       Diet ice cream
Standard options                         Rap music
Original Copy                            Working vacation
New Tradition                            Genuine imitation
Resident alien                           Safe sex
Airline food                             Almost exactly
Good grief                               Government organization
Same difference                          Sanitary landfill
Alone together                           Living dead
Legally drunk                            Silent scream
British fashion                          Business ethics
Small crowd                              Soft rock
Butt head                                New classic
Software documentation                   California culture
Sweet sorrow                             Childproof

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