Chased by vun Norvegian
Ten t’ousand more ran to da shore
In da battle Copenhagen.
Back ven da vorld vas new
Norvegians searched all over
To find some snoose to chew.
It helped to make dem strong
And you and me, ve know a Norsk
Cannot do nutting wrong.
Of Viking trips and raids
Da Viking shields and helmet horns
Made all dose folks afraid.
To Ireland and to France
Dey even found America
Vun afternoon by chance.
My Grandpa says, and he should know,
Da Svedes made up their minds
To beat da Norsky Vikings
And kick a few “behinds.”
But
history, so my Grandpa says,
Shows
dat da Norskies von
Dey
clobbered all da Svedes and Danes
And
made it lots of fun.
Ten
t’ousand Svedes ran tru da veeds
Chased
by vun Norvegian
Da
dust from da veeds made snoose for da Svedes
And
dey called it COPENHAGEN!