Arrested on charges of unemployment,
he was sitting in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district
attorney
Said you free that brown eyed man
You want your job you better free that
brown eyed man
Flying across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route
to Bombay.
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome
man
Way back in history three thousand years
Back every since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good women
shed a tear
For a brown eyed handsome man
That's what the trouble was brown eyed
handsome man
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her
mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her daughter go out and
find yourself
A brown eyed handsome man
That's what your daddy is a brown eyed
handsome man
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling
match
To get brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed
handsome man
Two, three count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Rounding third he was headed for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man
That won the game; it was a brown eyed
handsome man