The objects of the Military Order of the Cootie are to be the official Honor Degree of the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States, to promote social and reunion features among its own members, and to keep alive therein the spirit of optimism and humor, so characteristic of the American service man.
PUP TENT SHAVETAILS
| SEAM SQUIRREL/HOSPITAL/BOOSTER | John Neilson |
| BLANKET BUM | James Dent |
| HIDE GIMLET | Sam Tooson |
| HUNGRY COOTIE/CCDB | John Smith |
| PROVOST MARSHAL | Elizabeth Rios |
| SKY PILOT | Tom Tinnish |
| SHYSTER | Dean White |
| KEEPER OF THE LOUSY RECORDS | Troy Blunk |
| PILL PUSHER/JIMMY LEGS | Roy Knepp |
| TIGHT WAD (3 YEAR)/IMMEDIATE PAST SEAM SQUIRREL | Ronnie Wright |
| TIGHT WAD (2 YEAR)/SHIRT READER | Miguel Rios |
| TIGHT WAD (1 YEAR) | Julius Ser III |
| NEWSHOUND | John Neilson |
| V.F.W NATIONAL HOME CHAIRMAN/ SPECIAL PROJECTS/PAST SEAM SQUIRREL |
Mel Rosen |
| SPECIES REPRODUCTION TEAM CAPTAIN (CONUS) | Fred Platt |
| SPECIES REPRODUCTION TEAM CAPTAIN (SAUDI) | Tim Brown |
| WINDJAMMER | Robert White |
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Texas Horny Toad Life Membership Application
Grand of Europe Bier Busters Program - The Bier Buster Program allows eligible cooties to join for a $20 donation that is forwarded through the Grand to the National Home. If interested in obtaining an application, please send an e-mail to the Pup Tent Hungry Cootie.