The Legacy of an Ass and Trash Hauler
You might be a freight dog if:
- Your airplane was getting old when you were born.
- You have not done a daylight landing in the past six months.
- ATC advices you of smoother air at a different altitude, and you don't care.
- When you taxi up to an FBO they roll out the red carpet, but quickly take it back when they recognize you.
- You call the hotel van to pick you up and they don't understand where you are on the airport.
- Center asks you to "keep the chickens down" so they can hear you talk.
- Your airplane has more than 75,000 cycles.
- Your company call sign is "Oil Can".
- The lady at the FBO locks up the popcorn machine because you plan on "making a meal of it".
- Your airplane has more than eight faded logos on it.
- You wear the same shirt for a week, and no one complains.
- Center mispronounces your call sign more than three times in one flight.
- Your D O mysteriously changes your max takeoff weight during the holiday season.
- Every FBO makes you park out of sight of their building.
- You have ever walked barefoot through the FBO because you just woke up.
- You mark every ramp with engine oil.
- Everything you own is in you flight bag and suitcase.
