Q.� What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A.� They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! Q:� What is the best Iraqi job? A:� Foreign Ambassador Q:� How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:� Doesn't matter.� They can't turn them on anyway. Q:� "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A:� "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this�time." Q:� Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A:� ....you only have to teach them to take off. Q:� How do you play Iraqi bingo? A:� B-52...F-16...A-10 Q:� What is Iraq's national bird? A:� Duck... Q:� What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile? A:� Aeroflot has killed more people. Q:� How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? A:� Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q:� Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A:� They need a map.... Q:� Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A:� So they can see their Air Force. Q:� Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss? A:� He elected to receive.
