Sparky Popcorn
Ingredients:
- 1 death-row inmate
- 1 electric chair
- 5 lbs of raw popcorn seeds
Preparation:
Five minutes before execution, stuff all popcorn kernels inside any and every orifice of death-row inmate.
Directions:
Fire chair up to 1000V for approximately 45 seconds. Once kernels start to pop, increase chair voltage up to 2000V for 90 seconds. Afterwards, crank the voltage down to 500V for about 15 seconds. This will allow the stubborn kernels to pop without burning the finished kernels. Grab a broom, sweep up all the popcorn off the floor, bag it and go to a movie!