| Top twelve things never to say to a cop 12. When the officer says ' Gee son, your eyes look red. Been drinkin?" You probably shouldn't reaspond with "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed. Been eatin doughnuts?" 11. I was just trying to keep up with traffic. Sure I can see there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 9. Gee officer that's teriffic! The last officer only gave me a warning too! 8. I pay your salary! 7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 5. Are you Andy or Barney? 4. Hey, you must've been doing 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 3. Aren't you the guy from the village people? 2. Sorry officer. I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. and the number one thing you should never say to a cop is........ 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer! |