Rules and Such
Clubin' for Ladies
Here are a few things that I've noticed or come up on when I was at the club
with my girls gettin' my gig on.
- That guy that you see walkin' around with the mink, that ain't
his because I saw his boy with it on last week. Maybe they got some kind of
custody arrangement going on.
- Watch out, that dude who has been peepin you out from across
the room, he probably has no car and when he's in good, he'll be asking you to
pick him up.
- The dude with the curls and finger waves, yeah he's lookin
like BIG WORM, but he can dance though.
- That dude and his cousins Craig and em' askin you and yo
girls do they want a drink and then they ask: "where's your money?"
- , you're just asking for trouble.
- That dude who you see in the corner with the cell phone,
you know he ain't talkin cause there ain't no way he can hear over the music.
- You see this fine ass dude, I mean the kind where you can
just sop em up with a biscuit. Yeah, he got a baby moma.
- You see the same dude everytime you go to the club, nah...he
ain't got no job and no benefits.
- That same dude that was askin you for your number who you told
that you'll give it to him next time will be there, but this time...he'll have
the pen.
- When you go to the ladies room, take a friend cause there
ain't no locks on the stalls.
- Ain't no need to wear any purfume, cause they have a ghetto
perfume machine right in the bathroom.
- Some guy approaches you and tries to talk to you and you know somethin' ain't
right...yeah, it's that ni**a's breath.
- You know the same guy that you notice leaving early all the time...he's going
across the street to catch his cab.
- DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE NATIVES!!!!
- The dude with the pager that keeps going off, he got somebody at home to page him
every hour to every two hours.
- The dude who tells you that he's in sales...yeah, it's illegal.
IF YOU HAVE READ ANY OF THESE THINGS AND YOU HAVE COMMENTS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO
E-MAIL ME AND I'LL POST YOUR COMMENTS ON MY PAGE!
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