LEGAL NOTICE
LEGAL NOTICE
Warranties and Exclusion of Liability
By entering the WEBSITES, you hereby certify that you are not offended by sardonic, satirical or witty language, and you warrant that you understand that the purposes of the WEBSITES are purely for platonic friendship with intelligent, attractive and compassionate young ladies with great personality and for their intellectual stimulation, comical amusement and jocular entertainment, and therefore that your opinions of any persons depicted in this site, whether living, dead, comatose, catatonic, mentally retarded, mentally disordered, psychotic, delusional, schizophrenic, demented, real, fictional or otherwise, will not be affected in any way whatsoever. As no care whatsoever has been taken in ensuring the correctness of information, statements, text, articles, data, images, screens, web pages and other materials contained and appearing in the WEBSITES (hereinafter referred to as "the MATERIALS"), Azlan bin Adnan (1535438-P), its subsidiaries and related corporations and its or their directors, officers, agents and employees (hereinafter referred to as "We") make no representations, guarantees or warranties as to the accuracy, reliability, quality, truth, suitability and completeness of the said MATERIALS. We reserve the right to add, delete or make any changes to the MATERIALS without prior notice.
We cannot accept any liability for inaccuracies or omissions in the WEBSITES. We further disclaim all liabilities whatsoever for any direct, indirect, special or consequential loss or damages howsoever resulting directly or indirectly from the access to or the use of the WEBSITES and the reliance on the MATERIALS contained herein. Any decisions made by you based on the MATERIALS are your sole responsibility.
The WEBSITES also may contain information provided by third parties and we make no representation or warranty regarding the said third parties' information.
BAD JOKE DISCLAIMER: We recognize that religious humour can be risky. It is our hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these objectionable, we apologize. Many were passed along via email and others spotted on other websites. As with most jokes, the original authors are unknown -- but we thank them.
We do not warrant that the function or operation of the WEBSITES will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that the WEBSITES or the servers that make them available will be free of viruses or other harmful elements.
In no event would the MATERIALS in the WEBSITES constitute or be deemed to constitute an invitation to invest in Azlan bin Adnan (1535438-P), its subsidiaries and related corporations or an invitation by Azlan bin Adnan (1535438-P), its subsidiaries and related corporations to enter into a contract with you.
FORWARD LOOKING STATEMENTS AND ASSOCIATED RISKS
Statements in the WEBSITES relating to expected results of our activities and related capital expenditures and investments, the anticipated demand for, and ability to extract information, environmental compliance and remediation, the anticipated demand for our products and related capital expenditures and investments, future capital expenditures in general, generation of future receivables, sales to customers, cash flows, costs, cost savings, debt, demand, disposals, dividends, earnings, efficiency, gearing, growth, strategy, trends, reserves and productivity together with statements that contain words such as "believe," "plan," "expect" and "anticipate" and similar expressions thereof may constitute forward-looking statements.
Such statements are subject to certain risks and uncertainties, such as the economic situation in Malaysia and countries in which we transact business internationally, increases in regulatory burdens in Malaysia and such countries, changes in import control or import duties, levies or taxes in international markets or in Malaysia, and changes in prices or demand for products produced by us, both in Malaysia and in international markets, as a result of competitive actions or economic factors. Such forward-looking statements are also subject to the risks of increased costs in related technologies and such technologies producing expected results, and performance by third parties in accordance with contractual terms and specifications.
Should one or more of these uncertainties or risks, among others, materialize, actual results may vary materially from those estimated, anticipated or projected. Specifically, but without limitation, capital costs could increase, projects could be delayed, and anticipated improvements in capacity or performance may not be fully realised. Although we believe that the expectations of our management as reflected by such forward-looking statements are reasonable based on information currently available, no assurances can be given that such expectations will prove to have been correct. Accordingly, you are cautioned not to place any reliance whatsoever on the forward-looking statements. We undertake no obligation to update or revise any of them, whether as a result of new information, future events or otherwise.
RESTRICTIONS ON USE
The MATERIALS contained in the WEBSITES are protected by Malaysian copyright laws and international treaties and intellectual property laws. All rights are reserved. � 2001-2007 Azlan Adnan
Unless otherwise noted, the MATERIALS appearing on the WEBSITES are the exclusive property of Azlan bin Adnan (1535438-P) or others as indicated. You are permitted to access the WEBSITES and copy information as is reasonable from the WEBSITES for personal, non-profit or educational use only, provided that each page includes any copyright or trade mark notice or attribution as they appear on the pages copied. The MATERIALS may not otherwise be copied, displayed, distributed, downloaded, licensed, modified, published, reposted, reproduced, reused, resold, transmitted, used to create a derivative work or otherwise used for public or commercial purposes.
Trade Mark
The words "Azlan Adnan," "live and laugh," "Patience has its Rewards," "never a dull moment," "the Absolutely Hilarious, Fabulously Wonderful guy!,""the Absolutely Harmless, Fabulously Wonderful guy!," "the AHFW guy!" and the (",) azlan ::~~~ and the (",)::~~~ spermatozoon devices (the "Azlan Adnan House Marks") are unregistered trade marks and service marks of Azlan Adnan. In addition, the trade marks of our subsidiaries, related corporations or business partners may also appear on this website. You are not permitted to display or use in any manner the Azlan Adnan House Marks or the other trade marks and service marks appearing on the WEBSITES without specific prior written permission.
Linking and Framing
Any other website that is accessible and linked to the WEBSITES may not necessarily be under our control. We are not responsible for the contents of any linked site or any link contained in the linked site, or any change or update to the information contained in such sites. We cannot accept any liability in connection with any such sites or links. You are responsible for viewing and abiding by the privacy statements and the terms of use posted on any of the linked sites. We provide the linked sites to you only as a convenience and the inclusion of any such link to the WEBSITES does not necessarily imply our endorsement of the site, the entity operating such site or any product or service of that organisation.
You may not frame the WEBSITES nor link to a page other than the front door page without obtaining express permission. All requests for permission together with the details of the URL(s) of the web page(s) from which you are proposing to link to the front door page should be directed to:
The Webmaster
Azlan Adnan Websites
Window Delivery
Kota Warisan Mini Post Office
Wisma Azlan, 6 Jalan Airport City 2
Airport City Business Centre
Kota Warisan
Bandar Baru Salak Tinggi ~ The Airport City
43900 SEPANG
email: [email protected]
We are not obliged to grant you permission and we reserve the right to withdraw our permission for you to link to the WEBSITES.
NON-PRIVACY
We do not honour your privacy as a user of our website. We undertake that personally identifiable information submitted to us may be traded, sold or rented to companies outside the Azlan Adnan Group of Companies. Your name and personal information shall be used for any purposes we deem fit.
SUBMISSION OF INFORMATION
Whilst any personally identifiable information would not be protected under our non-privacy provisions above, any other information which you send and provide to us through the WEBSITES or by email or any other means whatsover, including but not limited to SMS, snail mail, carrier pigeons, fax, telex, courier, and etc. will be deemed to be information which are non-confidential and that we are granted a royalty-free, unrestricted and irrevocable licence to use the information for any purpose as we see fit.
You are strictly prohibited from posting or transmitting to or from this website any information which are unlawful, defamatory, threatening, obscene, pornographic or profane in nature or that which may give rise to any criminal or civil liability.
GOVERNING LAW
Your use of these WEBSITES and the operation of the terms and conditions contained herein shall be governed in accordance with the laws of Malaysia. Any dispute arising out of or in relation to the WEBSITES, including these terms and conditions shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Malaysian courts.
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