1) You smoke and drink too much
2) You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was canceled
3) You hate the movie "Don't be a menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
4)Your friends ask you,"How do you walk with your eyes closed?"
5) You have 6AP classes and you're on the tennis team.
6) You are always on the evening news with other races involved
7) A relative owns a store and all own personal handguns
8) Your last name is Kim/Park, you have a relative who is Kim/Park, or you live next to a Kim/Park
9) You get irritated when other races ask you "Are you Chinese or something?"
