1) You're obsessed with your hair, your car, and your clothes
2) Males- you want to marry a Korean/Chinese/American women
3) Females- you want to marry a white guy
4) Your household has appliances and electronic products not yet invented in the States
5) Your last name always ends with a vowel (Akira, Osaka, Fujitsu, Fukuzaki, Miyagi, Toyota, Honda, etc).
6) You're the most hated and envied of all the other Asians
