1)You carry a pager in your right pocket, flipped inwards, whether its activated or not
2)Your bangs are either long enough for you or touch with your tongue, or your hair is gelled
up in spikes hard enough to impale small mammals
3)You're so caught up in name brand shit, your poket lint is labeled Calvin Klein
4)Your vocabulary consists of "pimp, mack, wack" and as much as you can remember from the ebonics dictionary
5)You go to parties, and you can't find yourt car since it looks like every other civic or integra
6)Your screen name consists of Azn, and every word in the profile is written in alterating lower case/capital letters
7)You can never address a friend without calling them "foo"
8)You use the letter "z" in every other word when chatting
9)Your girlfriend has enough make-up to be accepted into Clown College
10)You never fit that old asian stereotype of "all yellow skinned slant eyes sre smart"
11)You enter chatrooms with "representing Westsiiiiiiide," or "any foin ladees in da house"
12)You pick up chicks who wear shoes 2 inches away from stilts (see # 9)
13)You call people "peepz" since two syllables is too complex for you
14)You don't know the names of cities; only area codes
15)Instead of getting real education, you learn a plethora of nonsensical pager codes (For god sakes, buy a message pager... if you even need one)
16)You've never heard of any other sporting wear then Nike (Reebok? What's that?)
17)You can't but a shirt unless it's priced over $50 and has a collossal sized Tommy Hillfigure,
or Polo label
18) You're not a basketball player; you're a baller
19)You've never bought a pair of pants that were less than 5 sizes bigger than your real waist
20)You're an exact carbon-copy of your friend. (for their traits, see 1-19)
21)You claim asain pride wherever you go, when all you're doing is shaming the race
