1) You think you're the smartest people in the world
2) You have pager and cellular phone with you at all times
3) Today's steamed rice is tommorrow's fried rice
4) You hate being called "Sip Head" at school
5) You have puffy haur and you split it in the middle
6) All the other races know what you are because when they see you, they automatically say,"Are you Chinese or something?"
7) You've mastered the piano, violin, or flute. That's all because any other instrument isn't worthy to be played
8) You're proud because every other asian says "I'm part chinese" or have Chinese connections
9) You believe Bruce Lee was a national hero
