1) You've got to have fish sauce with every meal
2) You eat a restaurant that has "Pho"
3) You have some relative who is chinese
4) Your mom has the meanest accent and you can't even understand a word she says
5) People call you "war boy or war girl" in school
6) You have rice grains growing in your backyard
7) Your last name is Nguyen, you have a relative whose a Nguyen, or you live next to a Nguyen
