FAQ
Here's a little Q and A... from me to you! ¡Enjoy!
Q: Dude, what the fuck?
A: Yeah, I don't know man... but I'm fixing it as we speak...
Q: Are you sure?
A: Yeah, I'm quite sure, damn you!
Q: Are you gay?
A: No, sorry to disappoint you but I have a girlfriend... she is cool too... WEEEE!
Q: Why are we here?
A: I don't know really, is there a god ya think? I'm not sure, it's something I've always wondered... I not sure, but it
keeps me up at night...
Q: No, I mean why are you at your computer...
A: Oh... well, I'm trying to do this damn website, dumbass... you got a problem with that? I only update this thing when
I'm really bored... so fuck off and leave me alone...
Q: Why?
A: Why, do you think? You suck ass, ya know... do your parents know you're an ass sucker? Because they should know... and,
uhhh... yeah... stuff...
Q: How are you doing?
A: I'm ok, thank you for asking...
Q: How's your mom doing?
A: Uhh... shut up, you don't need to know that...
Q: How's your penis doing?
A: For the most part... it's doing all right... it hasn't gotten much action lately, but that should soon change...
Q: What is your outlook on life?
A: I don't know why your asking, but here it goes... life usually sucks... and most of the time, you can't help it... and
most of the time, for me at least, it seems like you can't even control your own life. Shit happens, I guess you could
say... you gotta just live life and accept what's coming... But ya see... most people would smack me in the face for
that... "I can control my life!" they would say, but whatever... live the way you want.... I'm just gonna let things
happen.... most of the time, it sucks... but that's life, it sucks. So I guess what I'm saying is, life's a bitch, and
then you die...
Q: Wow, that was a really long response...
A: Yeah... thanks for noticing.... I try...
Q: Are you done now?
A: No.............. now I am...