CHAPEL DESECRATOR
Well, Chapel Desecrator is a true thrash metal band with a really clever sence of humor and a nostalgic feeling for the 80s metal music and attitude that pours out fom their compositions. This is indeed one of the interviews I enjoyed the most cause I found 2 people with a live and kicking brain, 2 persons with which I share many common beliefs. I enjoyed both their music and this interview a lot! I hope you will too!

1.HELLO AND MY CONGRATULATIONS FOR "WRECKING YOUR CHURCH"! WELL, I AM INTERESTED TO LEARN WHAT KIND OF PERSONS ARE CHAPEL DESECRATOR IN THEIR EVERYDAY LIFE AND WHAT ELSE DO THEY LIKE TO DO BESIDES PLAYING MUSIC?
    Ad: I work as an electrition in an oil raffinery. And besides the music and my job? I haven't any other hobby or do something which is not in common with the band in any way except hanging around, drinking beer and doing party.  And, I like to do some sports sometimes. 

    Tommes: I'm interested in literature, espacially in those of the german middle ages, so I study german literature and political science at the university and at the moment, I'm learning for my exams. So, there's no much time beside learning and playing guitar. After that I'll have to look for a well paid job, cause somebody has to pay all the guitar strings I wreck. Besides music there's nothing I would call a "hobby". I would say that I'm a pretty normal student guy, livin like a parasite, drinking and doing party.

2.HOW MANY DEMOS DO YOU HAVE? POINT OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT SIMILARITIES AND DIFFERENCES AMONG THEM. DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW SONGS READY?
    Tommes: We have two demos out: "Thrash or be thrashed", recorded in spring '99 and "Wrecking your church", recorded 2001. The difference between them is the sound I think. The first one has a real "demo- sound", because it was the first time we recorded some of our songs and we were very inexperienced. The guy who recorded the songs was also an amateur, so we got some good songs recorded bad. And that?s the main similarity between both demos. It?s all played in the same Thrash- style. Ok, our songwriting became better, but it's everything on both recordings CHAPEL DESECRATOR stands for: straight Thrash- Metal, not taking itself too serious, played to make a good time coming out of your stereo. We've got plenty of new songs ready and we've planned to conquer a record studio this spring.
3.I LOVED YOUR DEMO "WRECKING YOUR CHURCH" IT HAS AN 80S THRASH FEELING AND A PUNKISH ATTITUDE! HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO CREATE NOWADAYS SUCH A SOUND? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO CHANGE NOW?
    Ad: I started listening to Metal in the mids of the eighties (my first record was "World Wide Life" by the Scorpions, god forgive!) and I came soon in touch with Thrash-acts like Kreator or Exodus. To this day this is the kind I prefer the most along with Punk-bands like The Damned, Sham 69, The Exploited and of course The Ramones, my all time faves. I think we just play the kind of music we like the most, so we don't try to create the music in any direction or any order. We just ask ourselves whether this is something we would buy if we would find it in some record store. And the rest goes just automaticly.
4.ARE YOU SATISFIED BY THE FEEDBACK YOU GOT THIS FAR? IS THERE A COMMON STATEMENT YOU SEE REPEATED IN ALMOST ALL THE REVIEWS YOU RECEIVE? HAVE YOU SENT THE DEMO TO ANY LABELS? WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU?
    Tommes: Most of the reviews we got were positive, so that we can be very satisfied with this. The "common statement" I think was, that they all love this 80?s spirit, just like you. We started to molest recordlabels some months ago, but we got only refusals so far. But we won't stop until every damned recordboss knows the name CHAPEL DESECRATOR, ha ha.
5.NOW, LET'S GO TO THE LYRICS...TELL ME WHAT EACH SONG IS TALKING ABOUT AND WHAT INSPIRES YOU TO WRITE LYRICS.
    Ad: Sooo..., the title-track is about an ordinary day in the life of our masquot, the Chapel-Desecrator. He just walks into a church guns everybody down, sets the whole place on fire and after all he does what every humble working man does after work in the evening. He watches the telly and has himself a cold drink. "Whiskey 'n' Blood" is about the morning after. A crude hangover and waking up on Sunday morning with something in your bed which normaly belongs to your stomach... "Prepared to take your life" is a little bit more serious. I wrote the lyrics before the U.S.-boys had planned their holidays at the Persian Gulf. It describes the lack of the equilibrium between two opponents. In modern warfare as a civilian or a soldier belonging to an army not such state of the art, you have no chance to survive. The other side has satelites, tanks and planes you don't have any idea of and you don't see untill your house has been hitted by some smart-bomb or precision projectile. "Steamhammer" at least is just some poser-shit. Everone laughing at us will get some fine answer while having his head between hammer and anvil. (Yeeaah, sounds much evil and dangerous, doesn't it.) I think in general the lyrics are inspired by our everyday life. You have funny moments, angry moments, you read or see something or something happens to you which really touches you very deeply. So there is no concept in writing our lyrics. Somebody once named us a "Fun-Thrash-Band" like Tankard for example, because we have lyrics with a great portion of ironie and humor, but that label won't get our point. It's not only fun after all, just like life.
6.HMM...I SUPPOSE THAT YOU ARE NOT MUCH COCA COLA DRINKERS... :))) AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF BEING BOMBED BY BUSH FOR SUCH A RADICAL TASTE? :)) WHAT DO YOU PREFER DRINKING?
    Tommes: Hey, I'm addicted to Coca- Cola, ha ha, so I don?t have to be afraid of being bombed by George W. And with a look to the past of Mr. Bush I like to mix my Cola with his favourite drink, so I got a tasty Whyskey- Cola. Besides this I prefer drinking beer, brewed in the tradition of Cologne.

    Ad: I take a good "Reissdorf-K?lsch"-beer.

7.A FRIEND OF MINE SAID DURING A TALK WE HAD THAT IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR BUSH TO STOP TERRORIZING THE TERRORISTS...IT'S AN EXAGGERATION AND A HUMOUROUS EXPRESSION, HOWEVER, IF WE LOOK DOWN TO IT, IT'S NOT FAR FROM THE TRUTH. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS U.S. EXTERNAL POLICY?
    Ad: Well, I think we live in a very special time. The western civilisation, with the U.S.A. taking the first place in the west, is losing their leading position in the world. There are other civilisations like the chinese one or the arabian civilisation claiming their rights more and more to be equal to the west and even to get higher. So the U.S.A. becomes to them an opponent and it is not a model they look up to any more. And in that situation the Bush-Administration is doing their best to make these changes going on more rapidly. They persuade a policy of total isolation, they try to make their own interests to something like the "laws of the world". And this is not even since 9/11. 9/11 lead them only to a more extreme acting. They left Kyoto and reduced their working for the peace process in the Near East before, for example. (O.K., and they had some interesting adventures in South-America, but this would go too far now). But there are two problems getting bigger and bigger: For every dead Arab there will be ten Arabs starting to get in touch with the terrorist-scene. For every state they want to set free the anger and the hate against them will grow and grow. You cannot make yourself friends if you conquer somebody's land  and take hands on home and property. Even if you free him from dictatorship. For him not the system had been changed only the dictator. And the second problem is Bush and his friends are violating the norms and standards of democracy. They internate prisinors on Guantanamo Bay without any justification, they even torture them. This strenghtens the political opponents of Bush in the U.S.A. So Bush is driving right towards a dead-end, and the U.S. have to change their behaviour sooner or later. I hope so. Having much power gives you even more responsibility. That is something they have to get back in mind again.
8.WHICH IS YOUR BEST AND WHICH IS YOUR WORST ELEMENT ACCORDING TO YOU? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO SOMEONE IN ORDER TO INTRIGUE HIS INTEREST?
    Ad: Uhhh, I?m not able to claim my best qualities by myself. This is something only others can do for me. And my worst ones? Well, how much time do you have right now?

    Tommes: I also can't tell you anything about my best attitudes (are there anyone?). But I?ve got a lot of bad ones, for example I'm fuckin' inquisitive ;-).

9.DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR LIVE SHOWS? WHAT SHOULD THE FANS EXPECT FROM A CHAPEL DESECRATOR LIVE SHOW?
    Ad: I read in an interview with Angus Young where he told about the attitude of AC/DC. He said it doesn't matter if we were the main act or the supporter. By the time we enter the stage it is our concert and we don't care about the state of the stage when we left. This was very impressive. We always try to work as hard as we can and to behave like our music is sounding. No one likes to see some fuckers standing on the stage playing their instruments and look like someones who don't want to be there. So we always want to wreck the stage and try to transport as much energy to the audience as we can. Everytime we have to try to do our best show ever.
10.I A D O R E THE DEMO'S COVER ARTWORK!!!! IS THIS CUTE GUY YOUR MASCOT?? WHO DREW IT? IT HAS A RETRO, OLD FASHIONED 80S FEELING!!! WHAT'S HIS NAME? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CREATE SOME DOLLS FOR THE FEMALE FANS OF YOURS TO HAVE? :))
    Tommes: Yeah! This handsome boy is our mascot. It was drawn by a friend of us. We told him he should draw something that looks like a chapel desecrator, and this is also his name. Concerning the dolls, I'll try to contact Gene Simmons. I think he would be able to give me some hints in producing dolls.
11.WHAT DO YOU AIM WITH CHAPEL DESECRATOR? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN OFFER TO THE METAL SCENE?
    Ad: I think we just want to go as far as we can with our music. There is no point we?ve got in sight, no state where we would say, now we have reached it and that's it. We just want to spread our desease as far as we can and if there is someone who likes it...we're more than happy. It's a long way to the top and we just try to get as high as we can.
12.I THINK THAT YOU HAVE THIS REBEL ATTITUDE, CRITICIZING THROUGH HUMOUR SERIOUS MATTERS, A PURE 80S THRASH METAL FEELING AND STAND THAT LACKS FROM MOST OF THE BANDS NOWADAYS. WHY DO YOU THINK THIS HAS HAPPENED? WHY DO MOST OF THE BANDS HAVE SUCH A SERIOUS AND A BIT "CONSERVATIVE" POINT OF VIEW FOR HEAVY METAL? I SUPPOSE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY RIGHT?
    Tommes: Yes, I know what you mean. You mean those "scene guards" who think they have the right to decide who or what is Heavy Metal. I don't really know why this kind of "fans" got such a loud voice with the time. But in my opinion they stand for everything that is NOT Heavy Metal. Look, Metal is my way of life because it stands for tolerance, fun and the knownledge that I don?t have to care about the people's mainstream opinion. And those guys stand for the exact opposite side. Where are they tolerant and funny? Where is the rebellion in their minds? They aren't better than all those kids running for the latest fashion. Ignore them! They don't belong to the Metal- scene I know. They are nothing, so let 'em cry but don't listen to them. If they realize, that they have left the scene they want to "protect" they will all disappear I think. 

    Ad: Since I'm in the Metal-Scene, for me Metal deals with a fucked up attitude. That means I can say and do what I like and I can listend to the music I want to. Sometimes I listend to James Brown or Run DMC for example. So what does that mean? Am I not a real Metalhead because sometimes I got an Iggy Pop record on my player? We sometimes have problems with those "Metal-Sentinels" Tommes mentioned, because we don't use that typical stereo-types. But what do they want? That every band plays the same sound, wear the same clothes and so on? There is more fun and tolerance in every bank and every insurance-office where the people all wearing suits and ties. And this is the so cruel and intolerant establishment Metal is fighting against.

13.IF YOUR MUSIC WERE AN EMOTION, WHAT WOULD IT BE? IFIT WERE A PAINTING, WHAT WOULD IT SHOW?
    Tommes: If it were an emotion it would be good, friendly, violent fun. It?s a mix of some healthy aggression and the feeling of letting it out in a funny way...I think every Metal- fan will understand what I mean. And if it were a painting? I don?t know, I never had much interest in paintings or such things. Ad, do you have any idea?

    Ad: Just a huge explosion.

14.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF WE LIVED IN A WORLD WITHOUT MUSIC?
    Ad: Hmmm, I had to look for something else to get on people's nerves. But what could it be? I don?t know, playing some horrible tunes is the best way to drive people insane. You can close your eyes but not your ears. But, o.k., seriously, I think I would draw some sort of bizare cartoons or stuff like that.

    Tommes: Good question. I think I would try to write something weird. Something that makes people scream "Oh my god, what kind of a psychopath wrote that shit". Just what they are saying now, when they listen to a Thrash- band.

15.IF YOU WERE A FLY, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AND WHY?
    Ad: I want to live in the toilett of the Metallica-Tourbus. I would make Lars, James and Kirk go crazy everytime the want to take a shit. And besides touring I would stay at Lars? home. He has a predilection for dust-bins, I think. So there will be enough to eat for me and I could live in his new drumkit.

    Tommes: I would visit some politicians in their offices. I would stay at the ceiling and listen what they are talking about behind closed doors. I said it before, I'm fuckin' inquisitive.

16.IF ONE WISH OF YOURS COULD BE GRANTED. WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
    Ad: To be at a Ramones-Show with DeeDee and Joey in the line-up and listen to them play every Song they ever recorded. And when they would finish they would just start again and again and again. Or, to choose something that could be more possible, doing a show at the CBGB?s in New York.

    Tommes: Hmm, there are too many bands I?ve never seen, because I wasn?t old enough to their times. Or I would demand some answers from the asshole who created all that shit arounds us. Whoever ist is (call him Jesus, Allah or however you want), I think he owes mankind some answers.

17.THANK YOU! IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO MENTIONAND I FORGOT TO ASK YOU?
    Ad: Yeah, this is our first time we are interviewed by someone from abroad (err, not from Germany, you know). So thank you for your interesst.
Christine  Parastatidou
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