IMPALED
NAZARENE
Some of you might say this
is an interview dinosaur! But I think this is a talk I had with one of
the most paranoid and yet clever men of this scene. He is a “factory” of
clever and humorous answers, that doesn’t allow you to stop laughing not
even a minute! This is an interview you don’t get to read often. If you
don’t believe me, do the test…Go ahead and read this conversation with
Mikka (it’s a talk rather than an interview). Enjoy! I surely did!
1. SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO IMPALED
NAZARENE FROM THE RELEASE OF “ABSENCE OF WAR DOESN’T MEAN PEACE” TILL NOW?
Well very typical things, meaning
that we were playing shows, not around the world this time but in Europe
and we did Estonia and Russia, we played in Moscow, which was fucking killer!
Then of course our guitar player Teemu decided to end his own life. It
has been announced it was an accident, but this is not correct information…
-HE COMMITTED SUICIDE?
He committed suicide that’s right!
And what happened with the press is that his parents didn’t want people
to know the truth, so we said back then “Ok!”, but you know I am sick and
tired of lying about it. I decided when the new album was out, I’m gonna
tell the truth and if they get angry at me I don’t care!
-NO REASON TO BE ANGRY WITH YOU! IT’S
NOT YOUR FAULT OR ANYTHING!
Exactly! So, after he died we took
one month break, got a new guitar player and of course at the same time
we were doing new tracks and on the 1st of July we entered Astia studio
to record “All That You Fear” and the rest is history!
2. YOU HAVE STARTED EXPLORING SOME
MORE MELODIC PATHS WITH YOUR LAST 2 RELEASES, SO WILL THIS CONTINUE IN
THE FUTURE AS WELL?
Well, I suppose so, but you know
I haven’t been doing any new music and I haven’t heard a new riff from
anybody, so it is kind of far to answer at this point, but I am pretty
convinced that we will continue on the same path that actually started
already with “Nihil”. You know “Nihil” and then “Absence Of War…” and now
“All That You Fear” are a natural continuation.
3. IS THERE ANY SPACE FOR MELODY IN
IMPALED NAZARENE’S MUSIC?
Sure! Why not? I mean I wouldn’t
really call it melodies, but I’d rather say it’s a catchy material. I think
they are catchy riffs and not melodic riffs.
4. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A DIE HARD
FAN OF YOURS THAT WOULD TELL YOU THAT IMPALED NAZARENE IS ALL ABOUT NOISE,
BRUTALITY AND EXTREMITY AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MELODY AND CATCHY RIFFS?
I am in Paris doing the promotion
of the new album. I have been doing shit loads of interviews and…
-IT MIGHT BE A BIT BORING…
No, not boring, but I’ve heard
so many opinions about this album…Some say that it is more rock ‘n’ roll
than before and I am like “Huh?!?!? What the fuck are you talking about???”
Hahahaha…then some people say to me... Actually a journalist told me that
this is a “happy” record, I said “What????” and she said “Yes, yes! This
is a very happy music!!”…
-I CAN’T REALLY BELIEVE THAT IMPALED
NAZARENE WILL EVER PLAY HAPPY MUSIC…
Yes, yes! I agree! I told her –
she was a female – What the fuck you mean with the word happy? She said
“Yes, yes! Your album sounds very happy!”…Hahahahaha! So what can I say
to that? I said “Ok! Whatever!”. Everyone has a completely different opinion.
For some people we are nothing but noise and this might be a good thing!
Hahaha!
5. SO, YOU ANSWERED ALREADY WHAT I
WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU… “ALL THAT YOU FEAR” WAS RECORDED AT ASTIA STUDIO…
Yes! And mixed at the Finnvox studio…
-OK! SO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SELECT THIS
SPECIFIC STUDIO FOR YOUR RECORDINGS?
There are a few reasons. One of
them is that since we have started working with (note: sorry, I didn’t
catch the name) since 1999, we know him extremely well and he knows as
extremely well. We get along extremely well and Astia studio is just so
perfect place for us to record! I mean I don’t want to spend our studio
money going to Sweden, you know spending expensive studio money for the
plane tickets. It is a very simple reason and it is very close to Helsinki,
so it is only 3 hours travel from Helsinki, if necessary you can go back
home between the recordings, if you have to do something important!
-YOU KNOW I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING
ALL THE BANDS GOING TO SWEDEN TO RECORD THEIR ALBUMS, IN FREDMAN AND ABYSS
AND THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME…
6. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO RECORD
“ALL THAT YOU FEAR”?
We spent exactly 2 weeks at the
Astia studio and then we spent one week mixing it in the Finnvox studio.
-DO YOU BELIEVE LIKE SOME SAY THAT
THE FASTER YOU RECORD AN ALBUM THE MORE RAW AND METAL IT SOUNDS? DO YOU
THINK THAT IF YOU STAYED FOR A MONTH LET’S SAY IN THE STUDIO YOU’D LOSE
SOME OF YOUR EXTREMITY AND LIVE FEELING?
Well, I don’t think so, because
we have been doing this for 13 years now, so even if we stayed for let’s
say 6 weeks in the studio for sure we know how we have to sound!
-YES, BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME
YOU LISTEN TO THE COMPOSITIONS AND CORRECT THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND THEN
YOU FORGET HOW THEY SOUNDED IN THE BEGINNING…
Yeah but we don’t work like that!
Hahaha! We don’t work like that at all, so when you are talking about Impaled
Nazarene, you can forget that kind of bullshit!
7. ARE YOU SATISFIED BY THE FINAL RESULT?
-IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHANGE SOMETHING
NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE?
-YES!
I wouldn’t change absolutely anything!
I am happy with how it is!
-OK!
You know I am REALLY happy! You
don’t even know how fucking happy I am with it!!! (heavy laughter!)
-I SUPPOSE I CAN IMAGINE NOW THAT YOU
TELL ME… :))
8. IF I ASKED YOU TO PICK OUT THE
MAIN DIFFERENCES AND MAIN SIMILARITIES MUSICALLY BETWEEN “ALL THAT YOU
FEAR” AND “ABSENCE OF WAR DOESN’T MEAN PEACE”, WHAT WOULD YOU TELL ME?
I would tell you…No! I WILL say
that this is a faster record, it is more brutal and we followed a completely
different road in the production. “Absence Of War…” was a very digital
sounding record, the drums were pretty much triggered and the guitar was
really compressed. With this one, when we went in Astia studio we agreed
that we were looking for a more “open” sounding, a more “live” sounding
record, we wanted to have backed up an analog feeling of the old recordings,
so this is how we started to build on the sound and that’s what we got
and I am really happy with it!
9. WHERE ARE YOUR LYRICS REFERRING
TO THIS TIME?
Oh! It is an extremely anti-christian
record…
-OH! ONCE AGAIN!
Yeah once again, but it’s a bit
different story this time… You know we have a new government in Finland
that got elected in April this year and the center party won the elections
and they have lots of new political faces. These people got elected and
it turns out now that they are extremely hardcore Christians, so they have
already managed in a few months to make prostitution illegal. At the moment
they are banning video games and horror movies, so I am sure that their
next logical step will be the metal music, but thankfully in Finland right
now metal music is very popular, so you can be sure that if they start
to fuck with metal people, the metal community will fight back, because
it is very popular!
-YES OF COURSE! THE SAME THINGS PRETTY
MUCH HAPPEN HERE IN GREECE TOO, EXCEPT FOR PROSTITUTION THAT IS NOT ILLEGAL.
Ok! So, I shall move to Greece!
(laughter!!!)
10. ARE YOUR LYRICS AN ABRUPT WAY OF
SHOWING YOUR DENIAL TOWARDS THE SOCIETY AND PEOPLE?
Hmm…well…that’s one way to put
it…
-AND WHICH IS THE OTHER THEN?
Hahahahhahahahaha! I mean there
are also different kinds of stuff on the album, not only the anti-christian
ones. Hey that’s happening, but there are also songs like “Suffer In Silence”,
which talks about the suicide of Teemu and it has very brutal lyrics and
I believe that many people will be surprised when they will read it!
11. SO, WHICH IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
Can you imagine how many times
I have been asked this question???
-YEAH! BELIEVE ME I CAN IMAGINE! THAT’S
WHY I ASK IT!!!
Hahahahaha! Well, since I don’t
have any fears like phobias or such things, I will tell you that we have
been doing this for 13 years and all these years Impaled Nazarene has been
a major part of my life and since I am the vocalist, if I’ll get throat
cancer or shit like that, that will be the end of my life. That’s clear!
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR LIVE
SHOWS?
Yes, actually we have already started.
We were in Italy a coupe of weeks ago. We played in Rome and in Pavia.
We have already done a show in Finland and there are a couple of shows
in Finland coming up. In three weeks time we are leaving for the first
time for the Baltic states, this means that we will play in Esthonia, Lithuania
and Latvia and on February 26th we will start our headlining tour in Europe…
-WITH WHICH OTHER BANDS?
The one is Legion from Sweden,
which has the Marduk drummer in its line up and the other one is a band
called Inri from Holland.
-IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE LAST TIME
YOU’VE BEEN TO GREECE. I THINK IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO…
Actually it was in 1999 I think..
oh sorry 2000!
-OK! IT WAS 3 YEARS AGO…
3 years! Hahaha yeah you were right!
-SO, IS THERE A CHANCE TO COME AGAIN?
Yes, there is, because we are negotiating
at the moment. I don’t know when…It might be in January, February or March.
We will do a couple of shows in Italy and then one show in Athens.
-SO YOU ARE NOT COMING TO THESSALONIKI…
If someone brings us over, then
of course we will come…
-I AM FROM THESSALONIKI THAT’S WHY
I AM ASKING…
Yeah! We’d love to come to Thessaloniki.
It was SUCH a nice place!
–DID YOU ENJOY THE SHOW?
Yeeeeesss!!! I did!!!!! You know
the Greek crowd is great! And especially you should see as now cause we
are a fucking strong live band! We are much better than we used to being.
13. NOWADAYS THE MEDIA AND THE INTERNET
ARE SOURCES THAT PROVIDE US EXTREME WITH IMAGES AND IDEAS. SO, DO YOU THINK
IMPALED NAZARENE’S MUSIC CAN STILL PROVOKE THE MASSES?
Hhmm… I don’t know! Haha! You know
we haven’t had trouble with anybody for a very long time, but like I said,
I am expecting people to attack in Finland, the metal music…
-BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT?
Yeah, because of the government,
so we will see what will happen. I hope nothing happens, but I will not
be surprised if something happens. You can be sure that when they will
attack it will be our band the first one to get all the shit!
-WHY DO YOU THINK SO? IS IT BECAUSE
OF YOUR LYRICS AND YOUR NAME?
Because of our lyrics! Probably
they don’t even understand what out name means, but it’s our lyrics and
who we are and what we say in the interviews in Finland. You know why the
first song is written in Finnish?
-NO!
It has extreme anti-christian lyrics
in it and I wanted to make a strong statement in Finland in specific. So,
that’s why is in Finnish and it’s the first song of the album, so that
the people will get it, like what the hell it’s all about!
14. TO BE HONEST, I CAN’T POSSIBLY
BELIEVE THAT YOU MEAN ALL THOSE EXTREME THINGS YOU SAY, BUT I THINK YOU
HAVE A TWISTED, BLACK SENSE OF HUMOR THAT A FEW PEOPLE CAN TRULY UNDERSTAND.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THE OTHERS THAT BELIEVE EVERY WORD YOU SAY?
WELL, 2 YEARS AGO WE DID ANOTHER
INTERVIEW VIA EMAIL AND SOME OF YOUR ANSWERS WERE SO EXTREME THAT I THOUGHT
THAT YOU MUST SAY ALL THESE BECAUSE OF YOUR HUMOR AND BECAUSE YOU WANT
TO PROVOKE PEOPLE…
No! I don’t want to provoke people!
There are some subjects that I feel so strongly about! Of course when I
sing like I am going to kill you, I do have brains…I don’t want to end
up in prison hahahaha, but who knows… maybe some day I’ll snap and go insane
and start killing people…
-WELL, NO ONE CAN BE SURE ABOUT HIMSELF…
Yeah! But so far the music has
been an excellent outlet for me, for all the aggression and hate I have
inside of me and it’s a good thing or otherwise I’d be probably dead already!
15. HOW IMPORTANT IS IMAGE AND PHILOSOPHY
BEHIND A BAND? WHICH IS THE PHILOSOPHY OF IMPALED NAZARENE?
Well, the philosophy is pretty
much the “fuck off and die”! (laughter) This has been since our beginning.
This is a band that nobody has “held” us, nobody has been giving us support.
So much shit has been thrown to us during the years, so our will is strong
as iron. You can’t stop this band anymore and I know that there are lots
of people that would love to see us stop but they can dream on!
16. WHICH IS THE WORST STATEMENT SOMEONE’S
EVER DONE FOR IMPALED NAZARENE?
Ohh worst statement! We have been
accused of anything you can imagine! You know…
-LIKE?
We have been accused of being nazis,
we have been accused of been…Ohhh I can’t even remember all the shit that
we have got…
-OK! HOW DO YOU REACT IN SUCH STATEMENTS?
Well, sometimes I write a nice
letter trying to explain and most of the time I just say “fuck off!”.
-WHICH IS YOUR PHILOSOPHY LIKE YOU
SAID BEFORE…
17. WHY DO YOU THINK METAL KEEPS INVOLVING
SO MUCH RELIGION AND THE OCCULT IN ITS LYRICS?
Well, I guess that in a way, when
you think of bands like Venom, for me when I was young they were the best
band in the world. Through Venom I got interested in all these things that
Venom were singing about and you know all the image and shit. So, that’s
one of the reasons why it’s going this way. They actually find it first
in the bands they like and maybe some of them can dwell further in the
occult field.
18. WHICH IS THE BEST PART IN IMPALED
NAZARENE’S MUSIC ACCORDING TO YOU?
My vocals of course!!!! (laughter)
-HOW MODEST OF YOU!!!!
-I SUPPOSE THAT THE REST OF THE MEMBERS
DON’T LISTEN TO YOU NOW!
Hahaha! No they are not! The rest
of them are in Finland and I am in Paris.
-OR ELSE YOU SHOULD START SEARCHING
FOR A NEW LINE UP…
Hahahaa! I don’t think so!
19. WHICH IS THE WORST PART IN IMPALED
NAZARENE’S MUSIC?
-DIPLOMATIC ANSWER! WHY DO YOU THINK
PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOU?
Because they have a fucking good
taste in music! (heavy laughter!)
20. IF YOUR MUSIC COULD BE DESCRIBED
WITH ONE WORD, WHICH WOULD THIS WORD BE?
21. HOW CAN YOU BE AN EXTREME AND BRUTAL
BAND AND YET HAVE SO MANY FANS AND TOUR ALL AROUND THE WORLD? DON’T THESE
THINGS COLLIDE? ISN’T THIS A CONTROVERSY?
How could they collide? As I said
before this means that people have an excellent taste in music! Hahahahaha!
So, this is a proof that people all around the world have an excellent
taste in music if they listen to Impaled Nazarene! Hahahaha!
22. IN WHICH COUNTRIES TO YOU HAVE
THE MOST EXTREME FANS?
The best countries for us at the
moment seem to be France, Italy, Finland and the Benelux countries is a
really growing market for us!
23. IF YOUR MUSIC WERE A PAINTING,
WHAT WOULD IT SHOW?
Probably a middle finger! Hahahaha!
-FUCK OFF?
24. WHICH IS THE WEIRDEST QUESTION
SOMEONE’S EVER ASKED YOU?
-WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
I am trying to think that’s why!
I had so many weird questions asked in my life… Ohh…Once I was doing a
Dutch radio show and the guy asked me seriously “So is it true that you
moved to Belgium to marry a man?” and I said “What?!?!?!?!”. And then he
asked “You are a homosexual, yes?” and I told him “what the fuck are you
talking about? I am not a fucking gay”! Probably he wanted to have sex
with me! Hahahahaha!
-YEAH AND HE WAS TRYING TO FIND A WAY
TO APPROACH YOU!
25. WHICH FAMOUS PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK HIM?
Hmm…Damn! You are asking different
questions than everybody else! Hahaha!
-I AM SORRY!
No! It’s a good thing you know,
but I have to think more! Hahaha! Yeah I don’t say what I have been saying
to everybody all these days, so I am now “aaahhh! What??”. Hahaha!
-OK TAKE YOUR TIME AND THINK…
Hmm… Actually I’d love to have
met LaVey.
-WHY?
Actually, not because I’d like
to ask him anything, but mainly to thank him writing the satanic bible
because it was something that when I was 17-18 and first read it, it changed
my life and it was kind of the thoughts that I already had and somebody
has already written them. So, I would like to shake his hand and say “Cool!!!”.
Haha!
26. WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST SITUATION
OCCURRING TO YOU WHILST PERFORMING LIVE?
Hmm… I don’t know if something
really funny has ever happened…Once we played in Germany. There was this
girl throwing all these teddy bears on stage while we were playing!
-WHY WAS THAT?
She was a fan of the band and she
wanted to give our guitar player all these teddy bears! Hahahhaa! And it
was hard because you were trying to keep a “straight” face when this girl
was throwing all these teddy bears! Hahahahha! That’s not very extreme!!!
Hahahahaha!
-WELL, IT’S NOT VERY BRUTAL FOR THE
BAND’S EXTREME IMAGE!
27. YOU DID A PROJECT WITH SOME FAMOUS
GREEK EXTREME METAL MUSICIANS IN THE PAST. RIGHT?
-IS THERE A CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING LIKE
THAT OR FORM A PROJECT BAND AGAIN IN THE FUTURE?
Hmm…I have a project band called
Obscene Eulogy and we are signed to the Baphomet Records in U.S.A. It’s
2 Canadian guys and me and it’s kind of like, extreme death/black metal
with a drum machine, but it’s nothing like the past projects.
28. IF YOU WERE A FLY WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DO OR WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
If I was a fly? I would probably
fly to the Vatican to see the Pope and take a shit! Hahaha! Don’t ask me
why, because I don’t know! (laughter).
29. WHAT TITLE DO YOU THINK WOULD SUM
UP ALL THE YEARS OF IMPALED NAZARENE’S EXISTENCE?
That would be something like “Armageddon”
and “Still going strong”!
30. THANK YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW!
Christine Parastatidou
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