Ignore my snide comments to the side of some of these. It's just my pathetic attemt at humor. Besides, most of the ones I'm commenting on are my own, anyway.

• You get two more holes in each ear to be even MORE like Jane.
• You find yourself explaining to your mom the virtues of padded wallpaper.
• For reasons you can't explain, you think a piercing parlor is the most romantic place in the world.
• You refuse to go camping for fear of being poisned by "glitter berries".
• You've actually done reasearch to try and figure out just where Lawndale is located.
• You've gotten tatoos that look exactly like Trent's.
• You wish for a "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Daria" crossover in which it is discovered that Monique is really one of the undead. Bye-bye Monique!
• You've done reasearch to figure out what would be in the Lawndale water supply to make the whole town sing for an entire episode.
• Your neighbors refuse to let you babysit their kids.
• You're thinking of e-mailing me suggestions to add to my list.
• You plan on naming your first girl "Jane".
• You constantly ask your friends "Which is my best side?"
• Your parents want you to see a therapist about your Daria obsession.
• MTV wants you to see a therapist about your Daria obsession.
• You look through your TV Guide trying to find "Sick, Sad World".
• You eat lassagna every meal.
• . You start a Fashion Club at your school.
• You vote to rename your school "Lawndale High", even though you're in collage.
• Your best friend, who is also a Daria fan, calls you up and tells you that you spend WAY to much time obsessing over Trent and Daria's relationship.
• Daria calls you up from the cartoon-world and tells you that you spend to much time obsessing over her and Trent's relationship. (I would hate to recieve THAT long distance bill!!!!!)
• You went to the salon and got your long, curly, blonde hair cut, dyed, and straightened to look just like Jane's.
• You've written so many fan-fics that MTV has offered you a job. (NOT likely.)
• You've held debates with other Daria fans about whether she should wear her contacts or her glasses.
• You call the school geek "Upchuck".
• Before "Daria" came along you were just another depressed "My So-Called Life" fan. (I miss that show!)
• You think of Daria as an animated version of My So-Called Life and assign a Daria charecter to each M.S-C.L. charecter (You know: Daria=Angela, Trent=Jordan, Upchuck=Bryan...)
• You wonder why Daria didn't ask Cupid to zap Trent in "Depth Takes a Holiday" in return for bringing Halloween and the rest back to Holiday Island.
• One night you wake up and are amazed to find you're on the same sleep schedule as Trent. (not saying a word...)
• After a year of research and tests, you've figured it out! You have diagnosed what Daria had in "Ill" (Funny, I thought she was just love-sick.).
• Your favorite outfit consists of: a pair of gray boots, black pantyhose, gray shorts, a black v-neck T-shirt, and a very large red shirt that you wear as a jacket.
• You absolutely refuse to EVER wear stretch pants.
• You've started talking like Sandi, without even meaning to.
• You simply cannot be attracted to anyone without a goatee.
• You talk like Brittany, and you're a guy.
• You've dated a guy named Jamie for years. All of a sudden, you just simply can't remember his name.
• You wear a blue and yellow chearleading uniform everyday. Not only are you not on the squad, but your school colors are red and black.
• You call everyone you date "Umm....Guy?"
• You've figured out exactly how many times Jake dropped baby Quinn on her head.
• You've figured out Kevin's I.Q.
• You have personally created five or more Daria web sites.
• You hope for a "Daria" and "Sailor Moon" crossover in which it's discovered Monique is from the Dark Kingdom. (I may have just given away some of my plot...) Bye-bye Monique!
• Jodie is your favorite character, so you decide to sign up for the tennis team, run for student counsil,.....
• You wonder just when eggplant became a neutral (It's not. Black, gray, brown, and white are the neutral colors. Eggplant is a shade of purple.)
• Your school refuses to let you participate in any art contests because of what happened last time....
• . You hope for a "Charmed" and "Daria" crossover where it's discovered that Monique is really a warlock, demon, or whatever. Bye-bye Monique! (If you can't tell, I might as well tell you that yes, I am a shipper, and proud of it, too.)
• You call everyone you know by the names of the Daria cast.
• You think that "MAN" is the worst insult you can call someone.
• You send MTV possible new names for Mystic Spiral.
• After seeing "Write Where It Hurts" you became addicted to Jane Austin novels.
• You actually get some of the more obscure jokes on here.
• You learned how to paint just by watching Jane.
• You know every word to every song that has ever been on Daria. (Probably not an easy task.)
• You've changed your name to Quinn.
• Your best friend ditched you because you wouldn't quit calling him "Mack Daddy".
• Your family reminds you of the Morgendorffers.
• The person you have a crush on reminds you of someone from the show. (Again, not saying a word... besides, he reminds himself of him.)
• You've planned out Daria and Trent's entire wedding, where they have their honeymoon, and how many kids they have.
• Your screen name is a Daria character. (I'm Jane-Lane on #daria+)
• You're proud that your school locker is the same hideous shade of orange as Daria's.
• You are quite well known among your friends for your Tommy Sherman impression. (OW!!)
• During the Clinton/Lewinsky scandle you kept waiting for Monica to say: "It's R-R-ROmoniKa!!" (I had a tough time figuring this one out. Try imagining her saying this in a thick, fake French accent.)
• The happiest moment of your life is hen Trent kissed Daria in "Jane's Addition"
• You think no one can be a bigger shipper than you.
• You lose sleep just thinking of what's going to happen in "Partner's Complaint" (err... this applied before 2-25-00, folks.)
• You hope that your next fan fic is so good that MTV decides to use it. (yeah. right.)
• You play like Daria in gym. (Hey! I resemble that remark!)
• The MTV security guards know you on sight (you're the crazy girl/guy that always wants to know if the voice actors are single)
• You get a call from Daria begging you to hook her and Trent up in one of your fan fics. (again, I don't want that long distance bill.)
• You have every episode on tape, more than once.
• You can recite the title of every Daria episode in the order of their showings on MTV.
• You have written to MTV's fanatic multiple times claiming you are Daria's biggest and are requesting an interview.
• You know all the lyrics to the songs on "Daria!" and sing them (loudly) in the company of others.
• You have 172 items on your favorites menu, and they are all for different Daria websites.
• You rearange your sleeping schedule constantly to catch those episodes conviently scheduled at 2 a.m.
• You have written to Daria repeatedly with marriage proposals.
• You often forget Daria is a cartoon character and you talk to your friends as if you know her personally.
• You tie down your friends who aren't Daria fans in your living room and force them to watch Daria episodes for hours and hours..... (Umm... I wouldn't recommend this. It's called "kidnapping")
• You constantly annoy your friends by sputtering out random Daria facts and little known tidbits.
• You don't allow anyone to speak while Daria episodes are playing, and if they do, ohhhh the punishment is servere.
• You have skipped school/called in sick for work so you can stay home to watch re-runs of Daria.
• You are a strong shipper/anti-shipper and you have written many threats to the opposing side to make sure your opinions are heard. (You will be bombarded with pink and lilac 'maters...)
• Your right eye bulges and you emphasize odd syllables when speaking.
• You can always remember when an episode of Daria will be airing, but are always forgetting your girl friend's/boy friend's b-day.
• You refer to your girlfriend as "hey babe," always carry around a football, and wear a footbal uniform 24-7.
• You can impersonate every character on Daria, and do so (loudly) in public places.
• You find you have tendency to draw out the first sylable of your high school's name.
• Your position on shipping becomes more important than your political affiliation. (but I thought it WAS my political afflilation!)
• You notice your wardrobe consists of nothing but green, orange, and black.
• Your sentence structure starts resembling that of Trent or Sandi or, like, something... whatever... (um... like I guess... or something...)
• You still refer to that episode by it's real name... Jane's Addiction. (err... that's not it's real name. That was it's ORIGINAL name. I think there's a differance. Oh, well.)
• You send emails written in Comic Sans MS font.
• . You giggle about animation faux pas in individual episodes.
• You gripe when your video cuts out the last two seconds of an episode that you already have on tape, because the music is different and you really REALLY wanted those makeovers!
• You decide to watch a few episodes back to back, and call it a 'Dariafest'.
• You're one of the people who sent me these YKYWTMDW's and have waited all this time for me to update so you could see your joke.
• You've marked April 1, 2007 on your calender as the day that objects plot their takeover of civilization while we sleep.
• You've invented a 'mater.
• You know what a 'mater is opposed to a tomato.
• You spend mch of your your spare time thinking up YKYWTMDW's (and YKYRTMDFFW's,not to mention YKYOWDATRW's for Marjorie's site.)
• You catagorize the people you know as the cast members of "Daria", occasionally call them by the names of their cartoon counterparts, and are surprised when they don't answer.