TESTS SHOW BEER
CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Recent studies had demonstrated that beer
contains female hormones. If you want to keep being a man, read carefully the
article published last year in Scientific American by Dr. Flower
To prove their theory, 100 men where given 12
pints of beer each and observed the following:
- 95% started talking nonsense.
- 100% couldn't drive.
- 75% found themselves prettier than their
friends.
- 25 % felt the ugliest persons in the world.
- El 90% had tendency of gaining weight.
- 100% had Paranoia and thought others where
talking about them.
- 80% started crying without reason.
- 80% wanted to spend their money in nonsense.
- 100% wanted to pee every 20 minutes.
- 75% felt uncomprehended.
- 85% thought they knew it all.
- 100 % experimented lack of coordination.
- 85% couldn't recognize their own errors.
- 75% told their miseries to strangers.
- 80% started calling their ex girlfriends at
3:00 a.m.
- 75% lost all sense of reasoning.
Definitely there are female hormones in beer.....