I once knew who peed in the sink so he wouldn't have to flush and waste water.
  I once knew a guy who would totally      unwind his toilet paper roll and then rewind it, all puffylike, before using it.
I once knew a guy who would spread a layer of tp on top off the water in the bowl before he did his business to eliminate the chance of a splash.
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