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A bomb technician works on the legendary "Bougal Stane" during one of its periodic discharges.
Nikola Tesla gets it in the head, while "Cactus" dawns in the distance [18 kiloton, Eniwetok Atoll, 5 May 1958]
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The Bougal Stane, situated in Orkney's remote Bruach na Troiche glen, attracted little attention
until New Age groups began gathering in its vicinity following the great discharge of 1997. Scientists agree that it exhibits
the properties of a naturally occurring Tesla coil.
Gallery Bouglaf has received the following items of correspondence on
the subject of the Bougal Stane. William Gavin of Bristol Emailed us as follows:
"It is not widely known that
the Bougal Stane, located some three miles south of the Achnashuddick stone circle complex, has inscriptions proving
it was transported there from the Dog and Dinosaur in what is now the east end of London (and possibly the site of the
present Queen Victoria in Walford)."
In view of Mr Gavin's established complicity in the "Michael Eavis is the
Central Scrutinizer hoax" [details soon on front page], our faith in his scholarship is less than complete.
He was also responsible for placing the following
small-ad in the Gallery's personal columns:
"Lump of plutonium .51
of critical mass seeks similar for a big get together."
"[email protected]" writes thus:
"While the Bougal Stane may indeed
be of extra-terrestrial origin, its etymological associations are a pancake of a different consistency and link it firmly with
northerly superstition. The Picts and their successors accredited "bougals" with being petrified bad spirits and are known
to have destroyed many "bougal stanes" throughout what is now Scotland and Ireland. The famous stone on Orkney owes
its survival to a much-feared Druidic order by whom it was venerated for what their literature calls "fire of
mistletoe". "Bougal" and its variants "bougle", "boughal", et al., are cognate with "bogey" in the modern usage
approximating to "spook". Sixteenth-century Scots supplies an example of a link formation in "bogill", as in
Gawin Douglas's line "Of brownyis and of bogillis full is
this buke" that
Burns takes for an epigraph to "Tam O'Shanter".
Sgt McCruiskeen also requested a picture of a bicycle.
We regret we have none at present. |
On the eve of Waterloo, Napoleon broods after seeing the weird omen of a
candy floss do-nut in the heavens. High above the Lincoln Memorial, a British spy satellite monitors his
embarrassing medical condition.
[Featuring "Trucktee", 210 kiloton, detonated 7000 feet above Christmas Island,
9 June 1962.] |