The First Epistles of Bubba the Phishbite
to the
Usa-ians* and Them-alonians** Now it came to pass in the Latter Days, in the first year of the reign of Chalaqlaqqah (khal-ak-lak-kaw')(1) Ratson (raw-tsone')(2) that the Word was opened unto some who dwelt in the Wilderness in the land of Usa.
There was a man in the land of Usa whose name was Bubba; and that man strove to be upright and to to eschew evil, and to fish as much as possible; even so he was called Bubba the Phishbite (fish'-byte).
And in the fourth year of the reign of Chalaqlaqqah Ratson, Bubba began his treatises regarding the things he had seen with his eyes and heard and understood, that *those who dwell in the land and **those who are scattered abroad might receive with joy, the point.#Written from various cities in Usa minor to the Scatteredonians by Mel-lodius and Guynalicus.
(1) chalaqlaqqah, (Hebrew), slippery, slick.
(2) ratson, (Hebrew), desire, will (-ie)
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