Ranma meets Gundam Wing...

This fanfic is based on the Gundam Pilots' personalities on Anti-Door

By:

Leo, Webmaster Matt and Webmaster (Edited by Webmaster "Tracey")

Ranma: WHAT'D YA DO THAT FOR?

Akane: THINK ABOUT IT! WHY DID YOU TRUST RYOGA'S SENSE OF DIRECTION IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Ranma: ......

Akane: Hey look, there's a house!

Ranma: That's a HOUSE? You sure it's not a museum?

Ranma and Akane run up to the gynumbus house and ring the doorbell.

Girl #1: Ohh! Guests! QUATRE! SOME FRIENDS ARE HERE!

Akane: Quatre? Guests?

Girl #2: Ohh! The one with the pigtails is SO CUTE! (meaning Ranma)*gives him a kiss on the cheek*

Akane: WHO WANTS THAT JERK ANYWAY?

Akane: TO THAT PERVERT?!

Girl #2: No? Good. See ya! *runs off giggling*

Quatre: Well anyways, welcome! I have no clue who you are. But seeing as we shouldn't be fighting at all, do you want to come to my birthday party?

Ranma: FOOD? SURE!

Akane: Fool...

Quatre: YAY!! You didn't bring a present but oh well! But I'll give you a present to give me so you won't feel bad! Come in!

Ranma: Geez, happy go lucky boy alert!

Quatre: None of the other guests are here, but they should come soon! Yay! Random minion #9685! Could you give the guests a present?

Random minion #9685: Yes, Master Quatre!

Rnadom minion #9685 gives Ranma and Akane a present each.

Quatre: That's great Duo!

Duo: Who are they? They look like weirdos.

Quatre: Duo! Thats not nice! These are my friends. Umm...

Ranma: I'm Ranma!

Akane: I'm Akane! And ignore Ranma 'cause he's a jerk.

Quatre: Akane! Thats not a nice thing to say to Ranma!

Quatre's Mom: Oh, look! Some of your friends are here, Quatre!

Suddenly the ground rumbles and everybody is thrown off their feet. Three people come out through a huge hole in the floor and start pointing guns at everybody.

Ranma: Who the heck are they!

Quatre: Hi Heero!

Heero dad: Son, your mission is to wreak havoc at this party!

Heero: Misson accepted! *joyfully smiles*

Heero mom: HEERO! WHAT WAS A SMILE DOING ON YOUR FACE?

Heero: *sobers*

Heero mom: We have a mission to go rig Door's house.

Everybody: YAY!

Heero's parents leave through the hole in the floor.

Quatre mom: *sigh* And we just got the roof plastered from their LAST visit.

Heero hands Quatre a present

Quatre: Thanks Heero! Meet my new friends Akane and Ranma!

Heero: Hi.

Duo: That was a cool entrance, Heero!

Heero: *stares blankly*

The doorbell rings again, and when the door opens two little kids are standing about three feet apart. One has VERY long bangs and the other has a short ponytail.

Quatre: Hi Trowa! Hi Wufei!

Trowa writes on the chalkboard and the chalkboard speaks.

Trowa's chalkboard: Hi!

Ranma: Cool chalkboard!

Wufei: Hi.

Quatre: Yay! We are all here. For those of you who don't know, this is Ranma and Akane.

Everybody except Heero: Cool!

Heero: Did you invite Door?

Quatre: OF COURSE NOT! WHY?

Quatre mom: OH, look at all the nice little girls you invited!

Ranma: *looks upset* Oh no! Get me some hot water!

Akane: *punches Ranma, whispers* This person just thinks you're a girl.

Ranma: Oh.

Quatre: Mom! Akane is the only girl.

Quatre Mom: Oh, it comes from having so many daughters.

Quatre Mom leaves

Duo: Lets have a water balloon fight!

Heero looks up at the word fight.

Quatre: Duo! We shouldn't be fighting at all!

But Duo has already pulled out a huge bag of water balloons from his bag.

A few minutes later all the balloons are filled with water.

Ranma: Um...I'll just step out...

Quatre: But then you would feel left out!

Akane: Yeah Ranma, play!

Duo: What are ya, a sissy girl?

Akane: Hey!

Duo throws a water balloon at Ranma. Ranma dodges but Duo keeps throwing and eventually hits Ranma.

Ranma: Ahh!

Trowa: He's a, he's a he's a...

Wufei: He's a GIRL EWWW!!

Duo: What the heck is going on? Who the heck are YOU?

Akane: *in stitches* HAHAHAHA!!! Whenever Ranma gets splashed with cold water, he becomes a girl!!

Wufei: EWWWW!! HE'S-UM, I MEAN-SHE'S A PERVERT!! GIRLS ARE WEAKLINGS!

Ranma: Oh yeah! I challenge you to a duel!

Quatre: But wait a minute! We shouldn't be fighting at all!

Wufei: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 hour later

Wufei is still knocked out and is mumbling "personal space 3 feet!"

Ranma is awake and having an argument.

Ranma: Akane, it's all your fault I got knocked out!

Akane: My fault! What did I do?

Ranma: You decided to follow Ryoga's directions and if it weren't for you, we wouldn't even be here!

Duo: Quatre, can you look up some words for me?!

Duo hands Quatre a Korean-English/English-Korean dictionary.

Quatre: What words do you want to know?

Duo: Panda, panda and MONGOOSE!!

Quatre: Um...okay.

Quatre flips pages wildly.

Quatre: Okay...it's says 'Yainda' is panda but mongoose isn't in the dictionary.

Duo: That's okay. YAINDA YAINDA MONGOOSE!!

Duo goes off in search of sugar. Quatre turns to Heero and Trowa since they have kind of been ignored.

Quatre: So what do you want to do now?!

Wufei suddenly becomes conscious again.

Wufei: LET'S WATCH MULAN!!

Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Quatre: But in Mulan there's fighting and we shouldn't be fighting at all!!

Everyone: YEAH!!

Quatre: Let's watch Barney's Great Adventure!!

Everyone: MULAN!!

Quatre: Okay, since we shouldn't be fighting at all and you guys are my party guests, we'll watch Mulan.

Quatre puts the movie in and everyone sits down. Duo returns with his sugar.

Duo: YAINDA YAINDA MONGOOSE!!!

Everyone: ARGH!! DUO IS HIGH ON SUGAR!!

Duo: DWA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Wufei hides behind the Mulan tape box. Trowa hides behind his chalkboard. Quatre hides behind his mom. Akane hides behind Ranma. Ranma hides behind a chair. Heero pulls out his gun. Before he can shoot, Random Minion #5462 comes out of nowhere, and takes the gun up to the Gun Destroying Room.

Heero: I was so close that time.

Quatre: Heero, you're mission is not to kill anyone from now on.

Heero: Mission...denied. It goes against my other mission.

Quatre: You're mission is NOT to listen to your other mission!!

Heero: Mission accepted.

Quatre: Now your mission is not to kill anyone from now on.

Heero: Mission accepted.

Wufei: GUYS!! WE'RE MISSING MULAN!!

Everyone sighs and watches Mulan to humor Wufei. Time ticks by and Quatre's Mom (after what seems like a bazillion years) comes in and says it's time for dinner. Everyone races in with the exception of Wufei. He doesn't come in until Heero whips out his spare gun and blows up the television and then his gun is taken up to the Gun Destroying Room by Random Minion #821. Wufei walks into the kitchen crying.

Quatre Mom: Oh don't cry. What does everyone want to eat?

Duo: THE MIX THE MIX!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Anything.

Trowa's chalkboard: I don't care.

Wufei: I don't want ANYTHING!!

Wufei is cranky.

Akane: I kind of want to go home. I think my parents will be worried.

She looks around for Ranma but he/she has gone in search of some hot water. A few minutes later, Ranma returns.

Ranma: Isn't there ANY hot water in this entire house?!

Quatre: Our hot water tank burst yesterday. Random Minion #1 is still fixing it. (GASP!! A ONE DIGIT NUMBER!!)

Ranma is now cranky as well. Random Minion #527368341534 takes Wufei and Ranma to the Cranky Room where they will become UN-CRANKY because of all the toys that are strewn about the room.

Duo: I WANNA GO TO THE CRANKY ROOM TOO!!

Duo is not cranky. Just annoying. So he is taken to the Annoying Room; a room that is completely isolated from everyone else. Trowa sits there quietly eating his food. Akane is now a little freaked out, but she doesn't really mind because she seems to be used to it. Heero is staring into space; plotting many deaths. Then he decides that it would be a GOOD idea to shoot the ceiling out, so he does and then he's taken to the Gun Wielder Room; a room with Relena in it. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Quatre eyes Akane and Trowa, the only ones who are left.

Quatre: So, do you guys want to play a GAME?!

They are both silent.

Quatre: Um...okay...let's go to the QUIET room!

He springs up out of his chair and Akane and Trowa follow uneasily. They reach the library.

MEANWHILE!!! (In the cranky room.)

Wufei: I WANNA WATCH MULAN!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAA!!

Ranma: I WANNA HAVE SOME HOT WATER!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

All of a sudden, Genma the panda appears out of nowhere with a teapot. Wufei is scared but Ranma looks happy.

Ranma: DADDY!!

Genma: (Holding up a sign.) Hi, I heard you needed hot water.

Genma pours water on Ranma's head and she turns back into a boy. Then a magic fairy comes out of nowhere and with her magic wand, she makes Genma go POOF!! Then she also touches her magic wand to Wufei and Ranma, making them fall asleep.

MEANWHILE!!! (In the Annoying Room.)

Duo: YAINDA YAINDA MONGOOSE!! Why is this place called the ANNOYING ROOM?! There's nobody annoying in here and the walls are all padded so you get to bounce off the wall and nobody yells at you for being too loud!! YAINDA YAINDA MONGOOSE!!!!!

Little does he know, the room is sound proof. All of a sudden, the magical fairy comes back and makes Duo mute for one day. HURRAH!!

MEANWHILE!! (In the Quiet Room.)

Duo is brought in because he is being quiet. Trowa doesn't get this though because he goes and hides underneath a huge book.

Quatre: HI!! NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US!!

Librarian: SHUT UP!!!

Quatre: HEY!! WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!

Librarian: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Quatre: Sorry.

Akane: How much longer is this party?

Quatre: It's a SLEEPOVER!!

Akane sighs just as Wufei and Ranma are brought in because they are being quiet.

MEANWHILE!!! (In the Gun Wielder's Room.)

Heero is running around the room and Relena is chasing him.

Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH!!

Relina: HEERO!! COME AND KILL ME!!

Heero: I WISH I COULD!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Then the magical fairy comes back and makes Relena disappear, and then she taps her magical wand on Heero and he brainwashed so he thinks that he's Quatre. And then, since he's being so quiet, the magical fairy brings him to the quiet room and then disappears, her stupid self never to be seen or heard from again.

Quatre: So glad you could join us!

Heero: I'm glad I'm welcome!!

Librarian: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OR IT'S OFF TO THE LOUD ROOM WITH YOU!!

Heero and Quatre: SORRY!!

Quatre's Mom walks in.

Quatre Mom: Time to open presents!!

Everyone who is awake or not mute: YAY!!

They all go to the living room. And the magical fairy came back (even though she said she wouldn't) and she made Ranma and Wufei wake up. THEN she disappears never to be seen or heard from again.

Quatre: Who's present should I open first?

Heero: Me!! Oh PLEASE open my present first since we shouldn't be fighting at all!!

Quatre: Okay Heero!!

Quatre doesn't seem to mind the change in Heero as he opens up his present. It is a gun. It is immediately taken up to the Gun Destroyer Room.

Heero: I don't remember giving you a gun!! I'll have to remember to get you a teddy bear!

Heero: YOU'RE WELCOME!!

Quatre: Who's next?

He opens up the one from Duo. It's a supply of sugar. It's immediately grabbed back from Duo as he smiles moronically at Quatre. Then he takes Trowa's chalkboard and makes a happy face.

Quatre: Sure! You can have it! We've got plenty of it anyway.

Wufei: Open mine next!!

Quatre: Okay Wufei!

Quatre opens the present from Wufei to reveal a Mulan action figure.

Quatre: Thank you Wufei!! I appreciate it very, very much!!

The next one is from Trowa. Guess what it is. A chalkboard. We had you fooled there, didn't we? Quatre thanks Trowa and then goes onto the next present from Akane.

Akane: Okay...even though I didn't really bring it...

Quatre: Thanks anyway!!

He opens it. It's one of those "Touch the Bunny! Isn't the bunny soft?" books.

Quatre: WOW!! THANKS SO MUCH!!

Akane: Fool.

Quatre: Aw...only ONE LEFT!! Sniff.

He takes the one from Ranma and opens it.

Quatre: OH!! A TEDDY BEAR!! I LOVE TEDDY BEARS!!

He starts to cuddle with it. Then the magical fairy returns (even though she should be gone) and fast forwards the rest of the party because nobody cares. Then the magical fairy explodes because she broke the rules and returned so many times.