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Final Fantasy Meets Lost World, well, sorta...
Part 10
Rydia: Get away from me, you sex-crazed furball!
I froze her in motion for a second.
Me: I have that copywrited.
Rydia: If this...thing lays a finger on me I'll personally cut out
every cell in your body.
I let her move again.
Rydia: I'm glad we understand each other. NOW GO AWAY, MOG!!!!!
Mog: But think of all we could do together, you would have power beyond recognision. NOTHING will oppose you, except my other brides/slaves. (points to the other women) >=)
Rydia: NEVER!!! (summons Bahamut)
Mog: OW! Is this some sort of strange mating ritual?
Rydia: No, it's a sign that I don't want anything to do with you!
Mog: *sigh* All right men, hold her down.
Several Moogle Borgs push her to the ground and hold her down.
Rydia: NooO! Somebody help me!
Mog: I always wondered what you looked like under that green
robe....
Kaitlin: Okay, that's it. (uses her Psyche to throw Mog against
the wall)
Mog: Oh? So you wanna play too, huh? Men, assimulate her!
Several Moogles push her to the ground. One opens a medikit,
filled with drills and a few other robotic parts.
Rydia: NO!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!
Mog: How about I take ALL of you? Sounds pretty fair to me.
The Moogle Borgs prepare to assimulate all of them.
Mog: Once you are among us you will look at me with honor!
The wall collapes behind him.
Azala: Alright, time for another Moogle slaughtering!
Schala: Raptors?
Mog: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! Huh? UWAAAA!!!!!!!
T-Rex: *BURP*
Moogle Borgs: WE'VE LOST OUR LEADER!! STOP AND PLAY FFVII!!!
So the Moogle Borgs are slaughtered and our heroes escape.
Kain: I'm glad we got you back, but... where's Eric? I have his
peanut butter for him.
Nabiki: OH NO!!! We forgot him!!
Fades to a scene with a dragon studying a small sack in front of a ruined
fortress.
Me: Hey! Who's there? Wait, I know that breath...Oh crap.
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TO BE CONTINUED
Final Fantasy Meets Lost World, well, not really... Part 11
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