Please fill out the following survery. After you are done hit submit, and then next.
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(*) This excludes members of my immediate family.
What is your name?
What is your pets name?
Do you eat chicken?
Why would you ever want to do that you horrible, horrible, monster!?
Would you ever consider going out with me? (*)
Well, Why not?
I mean, do I have some sort of problem?
Can I at least get your credit card number?
Please describe your looks. (*)
Do you have a URL you would like to share with me?
What is your favorite type of bath soap?
Have you ever done a "disney nasty"?
Would you ever consider it? (Possibly with me and thumper?) (*)
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you think of Benjamin Franklin?
Please include your email address sos I can write ya.
Please write a short essay about Chickens. This Essay should be between 2 and 4,000,000,000 words.
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