The Story of the Association of Japanese and American fans of Tiku, Yummy Yams, and Other Sorts of Japanime Never Heard of Ever
PART ONE
Yonikku, a middle-aged man in his 90's, went on a walk and saw a dry tree. This tree in thought made Yonikku invent "Chaku the Swimming Fish." But this story isn't about Chaku, it is about how a middle-aged man in his 90's can be middle-aged. What the heck, you figure it out. Anyway, 'Chaku' was a big success and a big failure. Yonikku wanted to work for the creators of Sailor Moon. He got employed by an employer named Bob! He got to color anything that was supposed to be white like clouds and the outfits. But Yonikku wanted to make money and be creative. Did you ever watch "My Rope in Your Hand"? Guess who created it?! Yonikku… uh… Yonikku's overweight feline that had no name but was identified as Yonikku's Cat. This cat made ten dollars a day but nobody watched it. If you're really confused, stop now because you need to develop reading skills. All sane people shall read on. Yonikku sculpted a statue of Chaku using straw, sticks, and bricks. He prayed on the flying Chibi Star to bring Chaku to life. The next morning, he saw a big, green Chicken in the place of the statue. It was sniffing and chewing a small doll with a multi-colored hood. The chicken poisoned Yonikku (dressed up as an old, good monkey) with a poisoned piece of bacon. Neo-Angel (:P) #1 spat on him and he regained consciousness. He moved to America and changed his name to Mother Stork and made stories called Fairie Tails and made money. His feline friend moved to the unpopular city of Algebra where he studied English.
PART TWO
Yonikku-I mean Mother Stork- was to be sued by Mother Goose who (duh) made Fairy Tales. She pointed out it was against the copyright law. "I invented Fairy Tales and Stork made Fairie Tales. That will confuse those little brats with parents that have lots of money. I came up with the idea first and now I'm losing all my money," she shouted. "I-I need my greens," and she began to shed tears of the agony and pain without the millions of dollars she got. Mother Stork said, "If you give me time, I'll change the title of the series. Out of -7,683 ideas, he chose the name "Stories That Sound False but are True and Happened Somewhere in Japan". He had to write this down in the back of his head and at the tip of his tongue. He made more money for the stupid creativity of the series' title. Then millions and millions of those green and cream-colored things (he later found very valuable in America and called money) came pouring in when his stories became a hit television series. Mother Goose boiled at this. She tried to sue him for taking up the name that is in the form of Mother
PART THREE
Neo-Angel #1 married Yonikku. Her title became Mrs. Neo-Angel #1 Hermit. They went to Rome as their first vacation together. "You look like that leaning tower over there," commented Yonikku to his wife. This kind, snobby person divorced him. "What went wrong! I took her to Rome and gave her a beautiful wedding! All this for $20,000.63. We've been married for five days, 12 hours, 6 minutes and 53 seconds!" (Yonikku became extremely organized after turning in a script 2 minutes and 22 seconds late). Yonikku then married another woman who was a she but a he but… this woman was 100% Japanese…uh… JAPANESE PUG! They had an albino child with black hair and red eyes. As he grew, he had a liking for bamboo and Christmas Tree put up in between May and July. This boy was named Webster "Dee" New World Hermit. He became a Vietnam Citizen when he was born in Maine. Soon, the Pug ran away because of a cat and Webster became Yonikku's responsibility. One year, 2 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds later, Yonikku married an Origami Witch. She built a room of snakes just for herself. She had 17 cats, 8 dogs, 3 canaries, 4 mice, 2 bears, 11 lions, and a panda: they didn't really exist nor was of imagination. Webster's favorite one was the panda because it was black & white like him. After a while, the witch died of the paperitis disease. On her tombstone, it read, "Here lies the Origami Witch. 1492-1899." Yonikku was so depressed and he longed to have a wife. His solution: to marry himself! He was invited to co-ed parties. He received twice the mail. His friends called him Yon-Gay (or if you think is better: YoniCo-Ed)
PART THREE
Yonikku bought a chicken and swallowed it. He decided to go visit his cat in Algebra. When the cat answered the door, Yonikku announced," I am going to name you." The cat said "My name is Bicroundsticmed/moyUSAballpointpen. Do you like it?" "No…Yes… Maybe… let's play chess!" "Okay!" After a quick 2-day game, Yonikku said," I can't believe I am losing to a cat!" Then, they watched the educational channel, which talked about Alice in Wonderland. They learned that the whole thing was just Alice's dream. Then they ate fish eggs with honey, cheese, and Shampoo. Soon, they played Tic- Tac- Toe and Yonikku lost to the cat (not Bic). They rented "Yummy Yams" and "The life of Valleygirlish Theatre Art Teachers of Middle School". Soon, Yonikku slept...I forgot if he slept in the kitty litter box or in ____ _____(if you want to know who's name is here, Email me at
[email protected]) bed . Either way, he woke up smelling putrid. The next day, Yonikku and Bicroundsticmed/moyUSAballpointpen decided to live together and take a vacation in Japan. Webster "Dee" New World Hermit ate bamboo with sauerkraut and frosted pig ears. "Bic" ate a micro-(potato) chip and became Sunobica Supèr!! Some middle-aged man in African-Chinese man in his 5's said, "You just ate one of 2.003 micro- (potato) chips. Now you turn to queen-sized bottle of salad dressing who was turned into chip by Chipa the Swimming Bird". He was not just a queen- sized bottle of salad dressing, but a female bottle of salad dressing that wore tights and (worst of all) sang Opera! (S)he was to take the powers of Sunobica Supèr. (S)he protected turkeys on Thanksgiving. Turkey was the bottle-of-salad-dressing's symbol of insanity. It needed to be preserved. On Thanksgiving, everyone ended up eating Defried Chameleon. Yonikku took Sunobica Supèr to eat a tomato and become "Bic" again. They lived in a mansion in the city of Water (which was dry).
PART 5
Yonikku was having a birthday party five months and some amount of days after his birthday, July 4. His birthday was on December 25th. He invited the big, green chicken, Webster, Mother Goose, "Bic", Chibi Star, Sunobica Supèr, Neo-Angel #1, all his ex -wives, his present wife, and a box of Kitty Litter with ____ _____(ditto) in it. Yonikku was turning 91. He hated that number so much, he liked it. He dreaded this day in years. Everyone, except his present wife, came. Yonikku was flabbergasted. In fact, his flabber hasn't been this gasted in years. He ate dyed eggs and Hollow Chocolate bunnies. He then had ____ _____ as a clown, Mother Goose as a pony, Chibi Star as the ringmaster, Neo-Angel #1 as the announcer, the big green chicken as Little Red Riding Hood, "Bic" as a pen, and the ex-wives as ex-wives. He got a heart attack from the horribly amazing performance. Sunobica Supèr took him to the cemetery to get better. Yonikku soon gained consciousness but found himself in a box underground. Meanwhile, a widow was crying at her husband's grave next to Yonikku's. Yonikku came out quickly and ran like a frightened Frankenstein. It was still 12-25-??. He came home to find a cake full of roaches and kitty litter. "Bic" told the Japanese Pug that (s) he was a Japanese pug. That made the Japanese Pug mad and showed it by running into a wall. Webster ate some bamboo in a martini glass filled with metal beads. Yonikku was sent roses by his wife. Then after everyone left, he read Science Interactions in his busy and spare time. He then called everyone in the U.S. that he was not middle-aged anymore. His kind lived to be 72 years, 5 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, and 1 second.
THE END
