Laura Parker
vs.
Shannon McCourt

Sandra: Welcome back! Next on the card tonight...The Professor Shannon McCourt takes on Sisterhood member Laura Parker. What are your thoughts Garry?

Garry: Laura Parker is ring veteren now! She should give the professor or lesson or two on being a ring general.

Sandra: Maybe...but the Professor is determined to carve her way into the ranks of the Battling Ring Angels. She has to control the tempo and her Irish temper to get ahead and take a win.

The arena darkens as red, green and white flash pots light up the place. As the lights begin to slowly turn back on, over the house speakers �No Place to Hide� by Korn begins to play. �The Professor� Shanon McCourt parts the entrance curtain and steps down onto the entrance ramp waving to her fans in the crowd and smiling brightly. Bowing her head, Shannon brushes a small Celtic cross for luck. On her way down to the ring, she picks out one lucky fan and psses her luck off to them. The fan presses the Cross to her chest smiling brightly knowing what it symbolizes. She slaps the hands and greets her fans along ringside getting a huge following and screams of support for her.

Sandra: The Professor has a huge following already for a new face in the Battling Ring Angels.

Garry: Yeah well these peons will cheer for anyone nowadays!

Sandra: Well...we all have our own opinions...

The lights go down in the arena darkening the entire seating area. Katrina and the Waves "Walking on Sunshine" begins to play through the speakers loudly. A spotlight picks up Laura Parker on the entrance ramp smiling brightly. The crowd reacts with their usual mix of boos, cheers and catcalls as the mixed support is obvious. Walking beside her is a young woman of 18 or so. The young woman is dressed in a Sisterhood of Seduction T-shirt, red leather mini skirt, black fishnet stockings and red spiked heels. Her hair is worn flowing down her back. She has a smaller version of Laura's tiara in her head.

Following the two women are Comte Andre David Malreuax, dressed in a black Armani suit, and Willie Wienersnitzel, dressed in his usual cranberry "disco" suit. Laura wears a strapless floor length Alexandria Parker original gown. Her hair is worn up in a twist with a tiara in it. Laura smiles to the crowd with that perfect beauty queen smile of hers, the spotlight reflects in little gleams off her teeth. Laura stops then bounces along with the time of the music to the ring giggling to herself. There is a large contingent of I TAPPA KEG present at ringside. Laura walks over to them and gives them high fives. The young woman walks over to them too. Laura, with concern, makes sure that the young woman does not get too close to the grasping frat boys. Laura walks up to the ring and enters it alone.

Laura walks around the ring posing and waving to the fans very much the beauty queen. She stands with her back to Willie. Willie removes the tiara from Laura's hair, unzips her dress, and removes it to reveal her wrestling costume. She wears a white bikini top with matching white shorts. The white of her costume shows off her perfectly tanned body. She completes the ensemble with white knee high wrestling boots and white knee and elbow pads. There are silver threads in each so that they catch the lights of the arena. Laura takes a mic from the ring announcer smiling to the fans as they call out to her with cheers and jeers.

"Caed Mille Failte, Professor McCourt. I know that this is your second match in the Battling Ring Angels. Last week, in your debut match, you faced that awful woman, Zantara Underworld. She showed you the seamier side of the Battling Ring Angels. I just want you to know that not all the wrestlers are like her. Some of us fight clean and demonstrate good sportswomen's ship. I know that we will demonstrate to the fans the kind of athletic performance that doesn't include cheating like steel toed boots and steel plates in the head. Nor will you see the type of brutality from me as was shown by that animal. I promise to fight a clean and fair match, and I know that you will do the same."

"I wish to introduce a new friend of mine."

Laura motions to the young woman to enter the ring. The young woman blushes and nervously enters the ring. Laura put her arm around the young woman's shoulders and smiles at her.

" I would like to introduce everyone to Jennifer Christian."

The crowd reacts to the name of Laura's friend. Laura dazzles the audience with her smile as the light plays off her perfectly white teeth.

"That's right! This is my good friend Peggy Christian's daughter. Since Peggy couldn't be here tonight, I agreed to bring Jennifer to the arena and show her what it's like to be a wrestler in BRA preparing for a big match. Jennifer has a few things to say to everyone."

Laura hands Jennifer the mic. Jennifer nervously coughs and takes a set of three by five index cards out of her pocket. She begins to read from them. She is nervous and shaky at first but gains confidence as she goes.

"Hello BRA fans and a special hello to Professor McCourt."

"I know that you are all feeling people that can't bear the suffering of little children. I would like to talk to you tonight about those poor youngsters that suffer from that crippling Disease Childhood Onset Neuralgia. This little known and little understood illness afflicts thousands of children in the United States. My heroine, Laura Parker, has started a charity Sincerely Understanding, Caring Kind and Enthusiastically Romantic Selves to help raise money to combat this disease. Professor McCourt, won't you join Laura Parker and many of the other wrestler in BRA in combating this dreaded illness? You can do it by making a contribution to Sincerely Understanding, Caring Kind and Enthusiastically Romantic Selves. The fans of the BRA, the greatest fans in the world, can help Laura, Professor McCourt and the other wrestler in BRA to finally pin Childhood Unset Neuralgia to the mat by sending your contributions to:

Sincerely Understanding, Caring Kind and Enthusiastically Romantic Selves

P.O. Box 666

Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Thank you"

Jennifer smiles self-consciously as she hands the mic to Laura. Laura kisses Jennifer on the cheek.

"Isn't she sweet? She is just as sweet and honest as her mother."

Jennifer gives Laura a dirty look over this last comment. Laura shrugs her shoulders as if to say "oops". Laura hands the mic back to the ring announcer.

Garry: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Sandra: Hey! Wake up!!

Garry: Huh? Huh? What!?

Sandra: Well after that overlong presentation by Laura Parker and Jennifer Christian, it looks like we are ready to get underway.

The bell rings and both fighters come out charging. They lock up in the middle of the ring pushing and shoving for leverage. They shove each other away seeing they are evenly matched here. Laura comes forward more cautious and Shannon crouches into a defensive position. Laura lunges forward and Shannon drops down tripping her feet up. Laura crashes to the mat into a heap. Moving ontop of Parker, Shannon slaps on an armbar and presses her body up putting all her weight on Laura's back.

Screaming out, Laura tries to reach around her to grab at Shannon's hair, but it is just out of reach. She gasps as her arm is wrenched in ways it was never meant to go. In one action, The Professor shifts from the armbar to a double toehold. The shift in pain is evident on Laura's face as she looks up in agony and her upper body is forced into the mat from the pressure.

Garry: The Professor is using cheap moves to get ahead!

Sandra: Those are sound technical and smart moves! She's keeping Parker down when she is a high flyer.

Letting her hold go, Shannon gets to her feet and backs off holding her hands up. Laura looks up suspiciously and nurses her legs. She also gets to her feet and readies to meet The Professor in the middle. They look up quickly pushing and shoving for leverage. Soon Shannon thrusts forward but her head is caught into a side headlock.

Sandra: Laura sets her up.

Pulling up and back, Laura sweeps Shannon McCourt into a fisherman's suplex hooking the leg. The ref slaps his hand twice before the Professor wriggles out of the suplex-pin combination. Both women get to their feet quickly and Shannon takes advantage by slapping on a front facelock. Rolling backward, she hooks Laura's legs with her own putting her on her back. The ref slides into position and counts to 1 before the small package is broken!

Garry: Wow! What a pace this match is going at!

Getting back to her feet a hair before Laura does, Shannon backs into the ropes to slingshot herself back toward her waiting foe. Jennifer reacts and grabs the leg of the Professor using her own momentum to make her tumble onto her gut and face. Shannon squeels in surprise and is pulled out of the ring by the over anxious teen. The unforgiving concrete slaps her body and her senses flare to life. The kick by the young Christian doesn't help either.

Laura blinks in surprise and only sees the referee signaling for the bell. She screams in anger and glares at the young Christian girl. Jennifer looks up and cringes as the beauty queen exits the ring. Laura puts her arm around her and simply smiles...the effect of the lose already gone after seeing what the young Jennifer might be like after all. Ruthless like her sisters...

The ref slides out of the ring and raises Shannon's hand but she pulls back in rage and looks up to see the retreating pair exit behind the curtain. She nurses her elbow but follows the retreating pair looking to settle the score it seems. Winner: Shannon McCourt by DQ