Lesley "Viper" Magnus vs. Janus
(The camera pans the eager throng of screaming, excited BRA wrestling fans. We catch a few glimpses of signs, including "Lisa Is Dreamy", "Alexandria Parker is the Baddest Bitch", and "We Love Sakura Ito". We even catch a glimpse of Angela Downey, good friend of Lindsay Locke, and her young son, Kevin, waving to the fans at home. The camera finally lands on Kenny Harbor and Cari Trammell, The Battling Ring Angels announce team. The two are seated at a small desk, both wearing matching headsets.)
Kenny: So, far this Pay Per View has been quite exciting and it only looks to get better as we prepare for the next match.
Cari: Yes. This match is the one that I am looking most forward to seeing. Janus will finally battle Viper, Janus's Fallen Angel Hardcore Title on the line. These two have had quite a rivalry and it all boils down to this night. It's going to be bloody and brutal and I can hardly wait!
Kenny: Indeed. Janus and Viper have had a number of confrontations, leading up to this very event. Tonight, the fans will learn which woman is truly the most hardcore. I have a fear that this match won't be for the faint of heart.
Cari: What makes it even more interesting is that the match is an "I Quit" match. The only way to win is to force your opponent to totally submit. Knowing both women, it will be interesting to see which one eventually says "I quit".
Kenny: Well, looks like we're about to find out soon enough!
(The sound of hissing slowly fades up, filling the arena. On the Angeltron, the image of a pit viper, curled up against a wall, slowly shifts its head side to side ready to strike. In a flash it strikes, opening its gaping maw, showing two long fangs before engulfing the lens. At the same time, green and white pyro explode from the wrestler entrance as the sound of George Thorogood and the Destroyers blasts over the loudspeakers. )
"I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie"
"A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide"
"Got a brand new chimney put on top, and it's a-made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love?"
"Who do you love?"
"Who do you love?"
(The crowd rises to its feet as the "Viper" Lesley Magus steps out from behind the pyro. She is dressed in a green spandex sports bra and black martial arts pants, her hair tied tight behind her head in a ponytail. Her hands are partially covered by black fingerless gloves. A tattoo of a Viper curls up her arm and around her shoulder, and as always, a long link of bike chain is wrapped around her neck and down her torso. Jet black wrestling boots cover her feet as she stands glaring into the ring. Lesley turns and walks back to the curtain, after a moment she pulls a large steel garbage can out, filled with assorted weapons and devices of pain. She smiles, dragging the can towards the ring.)
Cari: (smiles) Well, well, well. Things are already looking interesting. The challenger has brought out a steel, trahs can, no doubt filled with all types of violent goodies.
Kenny: (tapping away at his computer) My stats tell me this match has a 99.9% chance of turning into a bloodbath!
Cari: For once, me and that worthless machine agree about something!
(Suddenly, Viper's music ceases as the arena goes dark, the opening beats of "Time" from The Chambers Brothers starting to hit the arena speakers. As the song raises, the lights flash back on and two of the members of The Threesome stand by the entrance. Janus in the center, wears her traditional black leather pants, black velvet shirt and blue and black cowboy boots. Her scarred and burnt left hand carries a black leather bag. Hanging on her left shoulder is the Fallen Angel Belt. To her right stands Lindsay Locke. Each wear their usual wrestling attire. Lindsay has on her outfit of blue spandex shorts with silver lightning bolts on it. On the back it says "Lightning" in silver letters. She wears a blue spandex top with silver bolts on it and blue boots with silver bolts on them. She also has silver knee pads. Her blond hair is in pigtails and she wears a blue "Lind's Kids" t-shirt. The two ladies enter the ring and strike the Threesome pose. Lindsay stands just behind Janus, smiling and displaying three fingers. Lindsey leaves the ring as Janus sits in the corner, awaiting the start of the match.)
Kenny: Hmm. It's strange to see Janus and Lindsay without Sakura Ito. I wonder where she is.
Cari: Well, it seems that she made a promise to Viper, that she wouldn't be at ringside, so she's keeping good on her word.
Kenny: I must say, the champion sure looks prepared.
(Suddenly, before the ref can announce the start of the match, Viper pounces on Janus, attacking her with a flurry of punches to the face. The referee, Vicki Task, calls for the ringing of the bell as Viper tries to reach into Janus's boot.)
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kenny: Well, looks like Viper is reaching in Janus's boot, trying to find the champ's ever trusty fork.
(As Viper digs, she is suddenly caught with an elbow to the head, staggering the pit fighter. With a scowl, Janus follows the move with a solid boot to Magus's midsection, sending her backwards. Catching a second wind, Viper attempts a wild punch only to have Janus duck and lift her in the air, quickly dropping Lesley on her head with a Death Valley Driver.)
Cari: Great move by Janus! These two are really going all out.
(Grabbing a fist full of hair, Janus yanks Viper to her feet, placing her other hand firmly around Lesley's throat.)
Kenny: Janus lifts Viper and a massive chokeslam by the champion! Lesley is winded!
(Lesley writhes on the mat, clutching her back, as Janus stomps on her prone form, attacking with those hard cowboy boots. With a snarl, Janus viciously kicks and stomps Viper, bloodlust written all over her features. Bringing Viper back to her feet, Janus whips her to the ropes. On the rebound, Viper surprises her with a running clothesline, sending Janus crashing to the mat, holding her throat.)
Viper: Okay, Freak, I'm face to face. Let's see what you got?!
(Viper goes towards the trash can and produces a mop. The fans cheer as Viper holds the mop aloft, advancing upon a rising Janus.)
Cari: (laughs) Uh oh! Things are about to get ugly!
(Viper swings the mop and cracks it across Janus's back, breaking it in two. The Dark Angel falls to her knees as Viper returns to the trash can. The snake woman next grabs a stop sign and, with a twisted grin, smashes it across Janus's face. A glazed Janus slumps to the mat as Viper again pounces on her, trapping The Dark Angel in a dragon sleeper.)
Kenny: Looks like Viper is trying for a quick submission on Janus.
(Janus flails wildly, sensing the submission, and drives a punch into Viper's face, forcing her to break the hold. As Viper clutches her aching nose, Janus struggles to her feet and grabs Viper by the hair, dragging her to her feet. Janus lifts Magnus and drives her back into the mat with a sit-out powerbomb, Magnus's back impacting with the hard canvas. Clutching her back, Viper struggles to her feet as Janus reaches into her boot, producing her...)
Crowd: Fork! Fork! Fork! Fork!
Kenny: Uh oh! Looks like Janus has gotten that fork out. This can only mean trouble for Viper.
(Lesley looks up and cries out in pain as Janus slashes the pit fighter's forehead with the fork, instantly drawing blood.)
Cari: Heh. Looks like Janus has drawn first blood.
(With a blood thirsty cry, Janus pounces on top of Viper, digging the fork into the new wound. Viper struggles wildly as the metal object digs into her flesh.)
Kenny: My God! Janus is digging that fork into Viper's face! I'm going to be sick!
(Finally, Viper manages to knock the fork from Janus's hand, immediately bringing her hands to her injured head. Taking no mercy, Janus boots Viper squarely in the mouth, producing yet more blood. Janus lifts Viper from the mat and carries her over her shoulder before placing her upside down on the turnbuckles. Ensuring that Viper is secure, Janus makes her way to the other side of the ring before charging towards Viper and baseball sliding/drop kicking Viper in the face!)
Cari: That was absolutely brutal! I love it!
(Viper slumps to the mat, her face a bloody mess. Janus grabs a weakened Viper and tosses her outside of the ring, following soon after. She grabs a handful of hair and drags Viper towards the announcer's table.)
Kenny: Here comes trouble, Cari! What should we do? (His question is met with silence) Cari?
(Kenny turns to see that Cari has already gone, her headset tossed to the ground. Following the instincts of his smarter co-host, Kenny heads the hell out of there. Janus stops as she reaches the announcer's table and boots Viper in the stomach, doubling the woman over. With a grunt, The Dark Angel lifts Viper and power bombs her through the table, leaving Magnus laying in broken wood and electronics. Janus next grabs the nearby television monitor and drops it atop Viper's fallen form, the heavy piece of equipment impacting with Magnus's midsection.
Janus grabs Viper by the head and pulls her to her feet before tossing her into the steel railing. Viper winces in pain as she impacts with the hard metal. Janus charges with a clothesline but is surprised as Viper backdrops her, sending Janus over the railing and into the sea of fans. The fans cheer loudly as Janus lands on hard concrete. Viper slowly follows her over the railing and is promptly handed a metal chair by a fan. Viper measures a rising Janus before bashing her square in the face with the chair. With a loud clang, the chair smashes into Janus's face, sending blood gushing from her head. Viper repeats the move three times, leaving Janus's scarred face a gory mess of blood. With a snarl, Viper boots her in the stomach and executes the Snakebite, sending The Dark Angel's head crashing into hard concrete with the modified neckbreaker/DDT.
Viper grabs a handful of her rivals hair and drags her through the crowd, the sea of fans reaching out to touch the two BRA superstars. With a vicious grunt, Viper tosses Janus through a steel door, sending her crashing near the arena's concession stand. As a winded Janus attempts to compose herself, Viper goes over to the concession stand and grabs a metal, pizza pan. Holding it aloft, she advances upon the rising Janus only to be greeted with a boot to the stomach, doubling her over. Janus grabs Viper and executes a spinebuster on the floor, Viper's back impacting with hard concrete. Janus looks around and spies a metal trash can. With a clang, she takes the trash can and brings it crashing down on Viper's head. Viper's eyes roll in the back of her head and she falls to the ground as Janus repeats the move. With an evil grin, Janus grabs Viper and drags her towards the ladies restroom.
With a toss, Viper finds herself sliding across the tiled floor of the arena's ladies room. Janus tries to leap upon her but only finds empty floor as Viper rolls out of the way. Clutching the sink, Viper tries to slowly make it to her feet. She is suddenly grabbed from behind by Janus. With a snarl, Janus snatches a handful of Viper's hair and sends her crashing face first into the bathroom's mirror, sending glass flying everywhere. Viper's hands move to cover her almost unrecognizable face as Janus grabs her by the hair again, dragging her from the bathroom and back into the arena.
The fans let out a loud cheer as the two women re-enter the arena, both finding themselves near the arena's balcony. Janus tosses Viper down one of the flights of stairs, sending the pit fighter tumbling and landing awkwardly on her back. Janus grabs a metal chair and marches after her, the fans screaming for blood. Using the balcony's railing to rise, Viper is shocked to see a charging Janus, metal chair raised high. As Janus swings the chair, Viper ducks. The Dark Angel's momentum sends her over the railing and falling into the sea of fans below.)
Fans: Holy (bleep)! Holy (bleep)! Holy (bleep)! Holy (bleep)!
(Viper looks down, over the balcony, to see Janus's crumpled form lying on the arena's concrete floor. Lindsey looks on at ringside, with a worried expression, as Angela struggles to contain a crying Kevin. Taking the time to catch her breath, Viper slowly makes her way from the balcony to the arena's floor. Viper slowly walks towards a prone Janus, the fans looking on with a mix of horror and fascination. Viper advances upon the fallen Janus only to be caught with a stiff, cowboy boot to the groin. Viper's eyes bug out and she doubles over as Janus slowly rises to her feet, with the help of a few fans. They hand Janus a chair and she promptly sends it crashing onto Viper's back. Janus grabs Viper and tosses her over the railing, sending her near the ring. Janus follows and grabs the metal, ringside steps. She lifts them high and approaches Viper only to have Magnus kick the steps, sending them smashing into Janus's face.
Viper grabs Janus and tosses her back into the ring. Viper goes after her and reaches into her discarded trash can, producing a blow torch.)
Viper: Let's see if I can burn the other side of you.
(Viper aims the torch and flames shoot out towards a rising Janus. Janus ducks in time and spears Viper, causing the torch to fly out of her hands. Vicki Task promptly turns the torch off. The two bloody women engage in a punching match when Janus grabs Viper's arm and attempts a Fujiwara armbar. Task asks if Viper wishes to submit.)
Viper: Never! I'll never quit, never stop, until you're a bloody corpse!
(With that, Viper viciously bites Janus's arm, forcing her to break the hold. The two battered women slowly get to their feet, both weary and battleworn but neither wishing to surrender. Janus charges Viper and grabs her by the waist, delivering a belly to belly suplex. She follows with a fist drop to Viper's face before dragging her to her feet. She punches Viper in the gut and tries a piledriver but Viper reverses it with a quick low blow. Janus's eyes grow wide as Viper grabs her by the head and administers another Snakebite DDT. With Janus prone, Viper stumbles towards the trash can and brings out a pair of handcuffs. She takes a weakened Janus and handcuffs her to the top rope, The Dark Angel struggling for release. Viper attacks Janus with a few extra kicks and stomps before exiting the ring. Lindsey hops on the ring apron and tries to release her friend.
With a twisted grin, Viper makes her way into the sea of fans, towards Angela and Kevin Downey. Angela sees her and tries to run but is stopped as Viper grabs her from behind and punches her in the face. Viper grabs a screaming Kevin and twists his arm. Kevin cries in pain as Viper drags him towards the ring, the fans beginning to boo. Viper snatches the microphone from the announcer and enters the ring, dragging a crying, screaming Kevin. Lindsey and Janus look on in horror as Viper stands before them with the young boy.)
Viper: Give up, Freak, or I will break this kid's arm...DO IT!
(Lesley twists the arm painfully, causing Kevin to scream out in pain. Janus looks on in anguish, Kevin's cries too much for her. Viper hands the microphone to Vicki Task as she continues her lethal hold over Kevin. Vicki looks at Viper with utter contempt and revulsion before turning her attention to Janus.)
Vicki: What do you say, Janus? Do you quit?
Janus: (holding her head down) yes....I quit.
(Vicki calls for the ringing of the bell as Viper tosses Kevin to the mat, Lindsey racing to his aid. Janus still struggles in the handcuffs, looking at Magnus with absolute hatred and calling for her blood. Viper, meanwhile, is handed the Fallen Angel title, the ref trying to free Janus. She and Janus exchange a look before she exits ringside to a chorus of jeers and boos. Lindsey attempts to comfort a distraught Kevin.)
Winner and new Fallen Angel Champion: Lesley "Viper" Magnus