Meagan Delanoire vs. "Princess" Peg Christian
Sandra: Welcome back, everyone. Next up, we've got the debut of Meagan Delanoire. She'll be facing a growing fan favorite, "Princess" Peg Christian.
Garry: Growing out, of course. She could use to drop a few pounds.
Sandra: You should talk?
Garry: Hey, it's different on men. An overweight man looks stately.
Sandra: Yes, you resemble Colorado nicely. Let's go ringside, fans, for the match at hand!
Announcer: Welcome back, everyone! Now, let's get rolling to the next match! First, introducing in her first match here at BRA, standing at 5'10" and 159 pounds - from Dover, New Hampshire - Meagan Delanoire!
[The lights of the auditorium dim slightly and an excited hum buzzes throughout the arena. The Angeltron blazes to life as BlackStreet's " No Diggity" thrums soulfully from the speakers. A golden laser slices across the darkened Angeltron screen leaving in its wake the words "Body Shop". Ms. Delanoire struts from backstage with a devilish grin. The buxom beauty wears a clingy white tanktop with the words "Body Shop Bitch" scrawled across the front. The tight-fitting shirt ends just above her tummy and a pair of wine colored, high-cut briefs. Her hair is done up in a tight bun and she is barefoot.]
Garry: Ah, another Bimbo Shopper! I hear her husband and her are seperated.
Sandra: Garry, this isn't the place -
Garry: He probably didn't like sharing with Sherry.
Sandra: GARRY! That's beyond low.
Garry: I bet Meagan can get lower *WHAP* Ow!
Announcer: Her opponent this evening stands at 5'4" and weighs in at 155 pounds. From Edmonton, Canada, she is "Princess" Peg Christian!
[Peg enters the ring to the sound of Tom Jones singing "She's a Lady", wearing a thigh length black silk kimono to the ring. Upon reaching ringide, she removes to kimono to reveal her wrestling attire - a black one piece swimsuit with white trim, black tights and black soft leather wrestling boots. She climbs the ropes to enter the ring, but as she lifts one leg over the ropes, Meagan rushes her attempts a slide tacke on Peg. Instead, she knocks Peg's other leg from under her. Peg falls backwards, slamming the back of her head on the steel steps.]
Garry: Wow! Those Body Shoppers eat their own!
Sandra: [grimmacing] It would appear they do. This is not the sort of premiere one hopes for.
Garry: Speak for yourself, sweetness.
Sandra: Meagan is up and following Peg out of the ring. [The bell rings] Meagan grabs the injured leg from Peg's previous match and starts kicking the knee in! Peg looks to dazed to even notice.
[The pain suddenly awakens Peg from her daze and she clutches at her knee, but Meagan continues to stomp it.]
Garry: She's back now! Meagan distributes the pain to Peg's arm with a free stomps and dropping to her knee on the elbow! Meagan's yanks Peg up and - wham! Right into the ringpost! Ow!
[Meagan slams Peg's head into the ringpost a few times, then rushes her opponent to the guardrail. Already, Peg is showing signs of wear. Then, noticing the referee's count, Meagan tosses Peg into the ring and climbs in after her.]
Sandra: Meagan barely beating the count as - wow!
[As Meagan lifts Peg by the hair, her opponent headbutts Meagan's stomach. While not damaging, it does make Meagan release Peg. Peg stumbles up and back, slowly circling the ring. The fans begin chanting Peg on.]
Sandra: Looks like Peg's back and ready to fight this one out.
Garry: It was almost a match worth watching, too.
Sandra: Peg nears Meagan - she's going for a test of strength. I don't know that's wise with Meagan. [Peg holds her hands up to Meagan. At first, Meagan appears to accept, but kickly she drives her knee up. Peg, however, expects the manuever and barely pulls her body to the side, avoiding a low blow. Peg hurls her weight at Meagan with a clothesline, knocking the younger woman down. Immediately, Peg follows up with a body splash and attempts a pin.]
Tw- Kick out!
Sandra: Peg wisely using her weight to her advantage.
Garry: She's gotta have something on her side in this match. Meagan's got youth, agility, and skill.... hell, she's even got the height and weight advantage!
Sandra: Peg puts a headscissor hold on Meagan. Meagan's struggling to reach the ropes with her foot - and gets a tag on the bottom rope. Peg releases the hold and picks Meagan up for a body slam!
[With great difficulty, Peg manages to lift and body slam Meagan. The manuever has obviously winded Peg a bit. She huffs as she covers Meagan for a pin, but doesn't even get a one count from the attempt.]
Sandra: Peg gets Meagan in a headlock and lifts her her to her feet. Peg bulldogs the younger woman. Peg rolls Meagan over for a pin - no dice!
Garry: Peg's trying to end the match before Meagan before all that flab ends it for her.
Sandra: I hate to say it, but she's not exactly in the right shape to be facing Meagan. Peg goes for a body scissor hold.
[Peg appiles a bodscissor hold, but she is weakening. Meagan realizes this, and actually pulls Peg's legs open after a bit of difficulty. A quick strike from Meagan puts Peg on her back, writhing in pain.]
Garry: Oh, mercy! A low blow from Meagan and Peg's rolling!
Sandra: The referee is very irate over that, but Meagan seems to care less. Meagan rips Peg to her feet and whips her, catching her in a chestbreaker! Peg's back on the mat in a fetal position.
[Breathing harder and a little dizzy, Peg watches as Meagan looms above her. With a bit of a smirk, Meagan brings all her weight down into Peg's stomach with a single stomp. The tactic forces Peg to sit up from the pain. Meagan's smirk widens to a smile, having found the perfect spot for attack.]
Sandra: Meagan mercilessly stomps Peg's stomach in! Peg's not even trying to roll out of the way! What's wrong with her?
Garry: All those bon bons are weighing her down.
[Stomp after stomp lands on Peg's soft belly. The unbearable pain forces her eyes to water. Suddenly, Meagan drops her sharp elbow into Peg's stomach, forcing a rain-riddled scream that no one, not even the Princess herself, would have believed she was capable of. Peg merely rolls to her side, clutching her belly.]
Sandra: Meagan goes for the pin!
Two...
Thr- Kick out!
Sandra: Meagan sits on Peg's chest and bearhugs her face into her stomach - she's going to smother the Princess!
Garry: Good. End this damn match. Peg tried, but it's just not enough.
Sandra: [sadly] She is very run down.
[Meagan can feel Peg's breathing become irregular and forced, and her struggling fades slowly. The referee checks for choking, unsure if he should force Meagan to break the hold. Peg feels her eyelids become heavy, and her mind slowly drifting when an urge to fight pops in her, and a flash of energy appears. She wraps her arms around Meagan's waist in a tight bearhug and yanks the woman as hard as possible. Meagan grunts in astonishment and Peg dislodges the hold and rolls on top of her.]
Sandra: Whoa! A complete turn around as Peg actually pulls Meagan off of her!
[Meagan stares unbelieving into Peg's face, then pops her across the jaw. Stunned, Peg is unable to do little more than roll off of Meagan as a knee drives deep into her gut. Meagan stands, pulling the again heavy-breathing Peg to her feet by her hair.]
Sandra: Meagan whips Peg into the ropes and catches her - over the knee backbreaker! Meagan goes for a pin - but not even a one count! Meagan lifts Peg again - another whip -
[Meagan prepares to catch Peg for another backbreaker, but instead the Princess uses up her last strain of energy by launching all her weight into Meagan, ramming her head into Meagan's chest like a billy goat. Eye wide, Meagan falls back. Peg stumbles, exhaustion having taken her over. Seeing Meagan stirring on the mat, Peg decides to meet two needs at once. She straddles Meagan's chest and drops all 154 pounds on her. Meagan lets out a painful gurgle as Peg pulls up Meagan's legs, holding her in a pin.]
Two...
Three!
[The bell rings]
Sandra: [jumping up] Peg won! She beat Meagan! Peg has managed to defeat Meagan and her own exhaustion to -
Garry: [annoyed] Oh, shut up. Mama's little fat girl pulled it from the fire. Let's just go to a commercial, okay?
[Peg stumbles off of Meagan, who is still floored. She manages to crawl out of the ring and walk down the aisle, weakly slapping hands with fans and forcing a smile. Her knees give, and her breathing becomes labored. A security guard rushes to her and lifts her before the pain and exhaustion forces a black out.]
[Camera fades]