The screen is completely black as the Battling Ring Angels' logo flashes onto the screen. Suddenly, Destiny's Child's "Independent Women" begins to play as the BRA logo fades into recent BRA scenes...)
# Question: Tell me what you think about me #
# I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings #
# Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely #
# When it's all over please get up and leave #
# Question: Tell me how you feel about this #
# Try to control me boy you get dismissed #
# Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills #
# Always 50/50 in relationships #
(Janus slams Lesley "Viper" Magnus through the announcer's table...Alexandria Parker smashes her mirror over the head of Sakura Ito..."The Goddess" Nina Larue seductively leans over the top rope, blowing the fans a kiss...Samantha Staffer and Laura Parker exchange heated words...Malibu spears Goldie Knox) # The shoes on my feet #
# I've bought it #
# The clothes I'm wearing #
# I've bought it #
# The rock I'm rockin' #
# 'Cause I depend on me #
(The Threesome stalks to ringside, slapping hands with the fans....Gina Moore tosses Patricia Flex into the metal ringside steps...Veronica Millions and Sakura Ito exchange forearm smashes....Shea London gives Laura Parker a bronco buster...Janus slams "The Ninja" Missy Jones through a flaming table...Sasha piledrives Tiffany Lane...)
# If I wanted the watch you're wearin' #
# I'll buy it #
# The house I live in #
# I've bought it #
# The car I'm driving #
# I've bought it #
# I depend on me #
#
(I depend on me) #
(Moonspell surprises Goldie Knox and Malibu with a suicide plancha outside of the ring...Nurse Becca Blush stalks to ringside, flanked by the Dentonvale staff...Laura Parker viciously chokes Shea London...Lindsey Locke walking to ringside, waving to the fans...Jennifer Christain holding the Featherweight title aloft, a triumphant grin on her face...Patricia Flex and Peggy Christian exchange glares...) # All the women who are independent #
# Throw your hands up at me #
# All the honeys who makin' money #
# Throw your hands up at me #
# All the mommas who profit dollas #
# Throw your hands up at me #
# All the ladies who truly feel me #
# Throw your hands up at me #
(Angel Dust smacks Janus in the face with a chain...Laura Parker performs the Falling Star on Angel Dust...Missy Jones bulldogs Lindsey Locke...Nina Larue sends a thrust kick to the head of Heather Fatale...Goldie Knox performs a brain buster on Claire Maynard...Sakura Ito power bombs Alexandria Parker...)
# Girl I didn't know you could get down like that #
# Charlie, how your Angels get down like that #
# Girl I didn't know you could get down like that #
# Charlie, how your Angels get down like that #
(Sasha and Jessica Estrella have a stare down, Mellisa Shared looking on in the background...Gina Moore attacks Peggy Christian...Viper back drops Janus from the arena's balcony...Tiffany Lane does a seductive strip tease for the fans...Lindsey Locke hits a perfect lionsault on Missy Jones...Amanda Starr sneers at Samantha Staffer and Peggy Christian...Veronica Millions gives Laura Parker a Russian Leg sweep...
The music begins to fade as the scene shifts, revealing The Battling Ring Angels arena. Tonight, the arena is filled to capacity with cheering and screaming fans. Pyro pots explode as red and white, fire works soar through the air. As the brilliant display of pyrotechnics commence, the camera pans the throng of fans, catching a few glimpses of signs, including "I came to see Jennifer Christian", "Peggy is a true Princess", and "Fall Under the (Moon)Spell". The camera finally lands on the BRA announce team of Kenny Harbor and Cari "The Brat" Trammell, both seated and wearing head sets. From behind them, a group of overzealous fans scream and shout, waving to the camera, Cari shooting them a look of disgust.)
Kenny: Fans, tonight, we have a great show for you! You'll see the Featherweight title on the line as the new champion, Jennifer Christian, takes on Patricia Flex. We also have Alexandria Parker taking on Samantha Staffer and Staffer's former tag partner, Peggy Christian, facing mid-carder sensation Amanda Starr.
Cari: You're forgetting the main event, monkey boy! The brawl to settle it all. Tiffany Lane and Lindsey Locke go head to head in a Heaven or Hell match, the Celestial Title on the line.
Kenny: I could never forget that one! We've got all of that and much, much more. In fact, our first match is about to begin!
(The camera shows the duo of Goldie Knox and Malibu standing in the center of the ring, warming up, when Oye Como Va' by Carlos Santana starts to play on the large arena speakers.)
Kenny: And here come the opponents for Malibu and Goldie Knox, The Bestest Buddies. Not too long ago, The Buddies had an impressive match against Simply Destructive, the BRATT champions.
Cari:
(laughs) Impressive? Please! The only thing impressive about Mellisa and Jessica was the way that they impressively got their asses kicked!
(Before people can get their bearings, Jessica Estrella and Mellisa Shared come charging out from behind the curtain and jog briskly to the ring. Jessica slaps hands with the fans and shows off her tanned and toned body. Mellisa follows her and smiled cutely for the fans. Jessica is dressed in a pair of black lycra shorts, adorned with flames, and a matching lycra top. Her boots are also black and have flames on them. She finishes her outfit with red knee pads. The shapely Puerto Rican beauty has her light brown hair loose and it waves in the breeze. She has a huge smile on her face for the benefit of her male fans. Mellisa wears orange and aqua lycra shorts and top, covered by a T shirt that says "California High School Swimming Champs". She wears orange boots and orange knee pads. Her blond hair is loose. Both slowly get into the ring, sliding between the second and top rope and wave for the fans.)
Kenny: Well, they certainly have the support of the fans. Did you hear that ovation?
Cari:
(rolls her eyes) That applause wasn't for The Bestest Buddies. The fans just learned that Alexandria Parker has arrived.
Kenny: I find that hard to believe, considering the hatred that the fans hold for Ms. Parker.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kenny: The match begins and Malibu starts off against Mellisa Shared. And Malibu attacks with a beautiful drop kick! Impressive! Just last week, Malibu and Goldie wowed the fans in their debut BRA match with Moonspell and Claire Maynard. All four women showed why they are top contenders for BRA's new rookie of the year award!
(Malibu sails off and catches Shared in the chest with a drop kick. Mellisa falls to the hard canvas as Malibu bounces to her feet, waving to the fans.)
Cari: No matter how impressive little Miss Malibu is she had better stop jawing to these idiot fans and worry about winning this match!
(As if hearing Cari's instructions, Malibu shoves Mellisa into the far corner, attacking her midsection with a flurry of knees. Finally, Malibu grabs Mellisa by the head and drives her into the mat with a flying, bull dog.)
Cari: Malibu is really taking it to that wimpy Shared! I just wish she would draw some blood already!
(Malibu hops to the second turn buckle, measuring a rising Mellisa before sailing off with a drop kick to the chest, sending Mellisa sailing across the ring.)
Kenny: Wow! Great move and I think Mellisa really felt that one! She looks hurt.
(The ref checks on Mellisa as she is very slow to rise, clutching her chest. Meanwhile, Malibu mounts the second rope again, waving to the fans.)
Kenny: Looks like Malibu is going to try another of those drop kicks!
Cari:
(smirks) Think again!
(Just then, a blonde figure dressed in a T-shirt and jeans, leaps over the guard rail, a metal chair in her hand. She races towards the ring, brandishing the chair menacingly.)
Kenny: What? Who is that?
Cari: It's Jennifer Christian, our very own Featherweight Champion!
(Malibu, oblivious to Jennifer's presence, continues to wave to the screaming fans before Jennifer comes up behind her. In a swift motion, Jennifer swings the chair, sending it crashing atop Malibu's head. The blonde's eyes glaze over and she slumps from the turnbuckles, landing face first onto the mat. Jennifer, smiling at her handiwork, leaves ringside, the crowd greeting her with a mixed response.)
Kenny: Geeze! What did she do that for?
Cari: Maybe she wanted a quick work out before her match against Patricia Flex.
Kenny: But Malibu didn't do anything to Jennifer. That was completely uncalled for!
Cari: Yeah, but everyone knows that Jennifer hates Lifeguards, ever since her association with Jenny and Linda Anderson, the former tag team called The Lifeguards. Jennifer helped make those two no-talents into stars and they thanked her by leaving her high and dry.
Kenny: Regardless, there was no need to do that to Malibu. She's an innocent party!
(Mellisa makes it to her feet and sees the unconscious Malibu. She looks out to the fans and shrugs her shoulders, turning the blonde on her back and covering her for the pin. Goldie Knox protests wildly as the ref counts.)
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
(Jessica races into the ring and she and Mellisa have their arms raised in victory.)
Kenny: That was so unfair! Jennifer Christian cost those two a win with her attack on Malibu!
Cari: malibu deserved it! If she hadn't been showboating to these fans, she wouldn't have had her cranium smashed with a chair. See, even Goldie agrees.
(Goldie Knox berates a rising Malibu before angrily stomping from the ring. Malibu, holding her head, slowly makes her way from the ring and up the aisle, confusion written on her face. Meanwhile, The Bestest Buddies celebrate their victory.)
Kenny: Well, Jennifer Christian sure ruined this match! Poor Malibu! When she sees what happened, she'll be looking for blood.
Cari: Ha! I doubt it! That rookie can't handle the artist formerly known as La Petite Marquise! Jennifer would eat that silicone bimbo for breakfast like a bowl of Fruit Loops!
Kenny: Stay tuned, fans. We'll be back with more action as Alexandria Parker faces Samantha Staffer. You won't want to miss that one!
(The scenes fades into a commercial for Tiffany Lane's Playboy, Lingerie Special.)