Brynn Kennedy vs. Tiffany Lane
[The camera fades in over the BRA Arena, busilly being packed by fans. "Send Me an Angel," begins to pipe up and the large friendly red letters saying, "Battling Ring Angels" appears on the screen. The scene cuts to Garry and Sandra sitting at the commentators' table.]
Sandra: Welcome back to another action packed week, sports fans. I'm Sandra and this is my oh-so-lovely co-host, Garry Grimmoire. Last week was our very exciting Pay-Per-View.
Garry: Soon to be released on video, in time for Christmas!
Sandra: Er, yes, Garry. But that doesn't mean this week will be any less amazing. The PPV only heated up older fueds and birthed a few new ones, not to mention showcasing some of the newer talent.
Garry: A good example would be Brynn Kennedy, who thrashed the crapola outta her aunt, Peggy Christian, last week. Tonight, however, she's facing Tiffany Lane, "the First Lady." Brynn's going to see what it's like to play with the big girls - and I'm talking a big not related to hip size. Let's go ringside, kiddies.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Battling Ring Angels! Let's start the show! Our first match begins with, from Edmonton, Canada, standing at 5' 6" and weighing in at 106 pounds, Brynn Kennedy!
[Brynn enters the arena to be showered by the hate of Peg's fans. One thrusts a sign in Brynn's face reading, "Princess is gonna crown you next time!" Brynn shakes it off and climbs into the ring, beginning her stretches.]
Sandra: Of course, the newcomer Brynn Kennedy hasn't been making a lot of friends here lately. Not only did she horribly humiliate her aunt, Peggy Christian, last week at the Dia De Los Muertos Pay-Per-View, but her comments have recently caught the attention of Yvette Desade.
Garry: A shame too. I thought she would be the smart one in the family.
Announcer: Her opponent this evening hails from Beverly Hills, California. Standing at 5'8" and weighing in at 120 pounds - she is the First Lady, Tiffany Lane!
[The lights darken and a single, spotlight shines on the aisle way as "First Lady" Tiffany Lane makes her appearance. The fans are on their feet cheering for the beautiful blonde. Tiffany wears a stunning, black, Armani gown that clings seductively to her sleek, curvy figure. The red "Miss BRA" sash is draped across her chest. Her long, blonde hair is styled in an elegant, french braid, a few stray wisps framing her flawless face. A small, diamond tiara rests atop her head and a golden scepter rests in her right hand. She casually sashays to ringside, arrogantly surveying the many fans in attendance. The referee holds the ropes open, allowing the busty bombshell to gracefully enter the ring. The lights return to normal as Tiffany is handed a microphone from the announcer.]
Tiffany: [smiles] Obviously, there has been a dreadful mistake. You see, I have no quarrel with this young woman. No. The only person that seems to have a problem with Brynn is Yvette. I guess Yvette somehow got to the BRA's booking comittee and somehow got this shambles of a match signed, in the hopes that I would "teach Brynn a lesson". [smirks] Well, I don't think so!
[There is an excited buzz in the crowd.]
Tiffany: You see, Yvette, as I have told you time and time again, we may be stable mates and sisters but I refuse to play the role of your gopher or flunkie! If you have a problem with Brynn then you should be the one to come out and solve it or find one of the other Sisterhood members to do it! Tiffany Lane doesn't fight anyone's battles but her own! [eyes Brynn with disdain] And next time, BRA, send me some real ompetition! Miss BRA has spoken!
[With that, Tiffany tosses the mic to the ground and leaves ringside as her music begins to play. Brynn looks obviously stunned, then becomes enraged.]
Sandra: What's going on?
Garry: Yvette is not going to like this.
Sandra: The referee is demanding Tiffany return to the ring and start the match.
[Just then, the crowd begins to stir as "The Goddess" Nina Larue springs from the audience, clad in a black t-shirt and ultra-short, denim shorts. She completes the outfit with Nike, tennis shoes. Her long, black hair falls straight down her back. She quickly slides in the ring and attacks Brynn with a flurry of martial arts moves. Tiffany merely shrugs her shoulders and watches the attack from the aisle, an impassive look on her face.]
Sandra: And the referee is DQing Tiffany. I can't believe this. He's trying to pull Nina off of Brynn, whose face she's demolishing!
[Finally Nina stands back and delivers one last kick to Brynn's face, then exits the ring to follow Tiffany. Brynn sits up and wipes the blood from her nose and mouth, but shoves the referee away when he tries to help her up. Brynn covers her eyes and lowers her head as she heads to the locker room.]
Sandra: Brynn looks completely humiliated. Not only did Tiffany verbally humiliate her, Nina clobbered her and she never even got a chance to fight back.
Garry: It must run in the family.
Sandra: We're off to a horrible start. Join us after these words, folks. I'm sure the match up of Meagan Delanoire and Jenny Anderson will more than make up for this.
[Fade.]