Portia Pembroke vs. Bestest Buddies (Handicap Match)
We enter the BRA arena to find the place in chaos. Fans are tearing their hair out as they chant and cheer for more action. The fan base for this great organization has grown to one of the most loyal in the industry. They bring signs and placards in support of their favorites. These signs usually contain some sort of catchy phrase. Signs reading: 'I love Gina Moore more than you know!'; 'Sakura Ito is neat-o!'; and 'Amanda Star is a star!' dot the landscape. There is a lyrical tone to the support of the fans. Our cameras come to rest on the recognizable faces of Kenny Harber and Carrie Trammel, the well-known BRA announce staff.
Kenny: I for one cannot wait for this match. We've all heard about the motivation behind the person of Porsha Pembroke, and tonight she plans to take on two women at one time. It's a handicapped match. Carrie�
Carrie: I wouldn't call Sweet Mellisa and Jessica much of a threat. I wonder if Mellisa can even find her way to the ring.
Kenny: You might not believe this, but the team with two wrestlers loses almost 92% of all handicapped matches. That doesn't suggest it's much of an advantage.
Carrie: I can't imagine this one being any different.
'Oye Como Va' by Carlos Santana starts to play on the large arena speakers. Before people can get their bearings, Jessica Estrella and Mellisa Shared come charging out from behind the curtain and jog briskly to the ring. Jessica slaps hands with the fans and shows off her tanned and toned body. Mellisa follows her and smiled cutely for the fans. Jessica is dressed in a pair of black lycra shorts, adorned with flames, and a matching lycra top. Her boots are also black and have flames on them. She finishes her outfit with red knee pads. The shapely Puerto Rican beauty has her light brown hair loose and it waves in the breeze. She has a huge smile on her face for the benefit of her male fans. Mellisa wears orange and aqua lycra shorts and top, covered by a T shirt that says "California High School Swimming Champs". She wears orange boots and orange knee pads. Her blond hair is loose. Both slowly get into the ring, sliding between the second and top rope and wave for the fans. They shift and stretch and wait for their opponents.
Kenny: They seem prepared.
Carrie: I don't know. Jessica looks a bit preoccupied. I would be to if Porsha Pembroke was my opponent and Mellisa Shared was my partner.
Without warning, smoke starts to gather at the head of the entrance. The smoke gets thick and almost obscures the area, save for the backlighting. As several oddly shaped shadows appear behind the wall of smoke, 'Mississippi Queen' from Mountain booms across the arena speakers. The first to appear is the miniscule Paula Pembroke, clutching a cigarette in her hand. Behind her walks Sasha and Brenda�the heads of the Hit Squad. Lastly, the gigantic Porsha Pembroke appears. The giant is dressed in riding kit, black riding pants tucked at the ankles into heavy black riding boots. She wears a white blouse and her drak hair is pulled straight back. She walks slowly and with purpose, just a few steps behind her sister. The huge woman crests the ring steps and climbs over the top rope into the ring. She eyes the crowd and looks ominous. She regards her sister, who offers last minute instructions. Sasha and Brenda watch on as Porsha turns and stands ready for the match. Paula, outside the ring, takes up a microphone and addresses the arena:
Paula: I want to offer�Jessica�a little�gift. Jessica�you could be a�star. But you need the right�help. And the Hit Squad, under the�leadership�of Sasha�can give you this.
She starts to cough violently and puffs on her cigarette to settle her coughing.
Paula: So ditch that�pretender, and join up with us.
She hands the microphone to Sasha.
Sasha: All you have to do, is ask!
In the ring we can see that Jessica's attention is focused on Sasha and Paula. She has her back turned to Mellisa, who has a sad, dumbfounded look on her face. She grabs Jessica by the shoulder and turns her, looking hurt. Jessica smiles to her and points to Porsha, signifying the need to focus on the match.
Carrie: An interesting offer from the Hit Squad to Jessica Estrella.
Kenny: She doesn't seem interested.
Carrie: She listened, didn't she?
Kenny: As Mellisa steps out of the ring, it would appear that Jessica will start the match against Porsha. The bell rings and we're off. Jessica charges at the gigantic Pembroke, but stops before impacting with her. She eyes Pembroke, and seems to be searching for a weakness. A place to attack.
Carrie: Do you really think that's what she's doing?
Kenny: I don't�wait�Jessica turns and walks back to her corner. She tags Mellisa. Mellisa looks stunned as Jessica steps out of the ring. She waves her hand for Mellisa to enter the match. The shocked Mellisa enters the ring and stares at Porsha.
Carrie: I told you. I think Mellisa might soil herself. Pembroke has almost an entire foot on her.
Kenny: Mellisa looks back at Jessica for a sign, but before she can get anything from her partner, Pembroke grabs her by the hair and drags her screaming to the center of the ring. Mellisa looks helpless�and a standing clothesline from Pembroke!
Carrie: Did you see Mellisa twist about 360 degrees in the air? She did a full turn in the air and landed on her back. She's already done.
Kenny: But Porsha isn't. She stands Mellisa back up�and sends her giant fist to Mellisa's stomach. Mellisa arches over in pain, her mouth forming an O. What a huge punch.
Carrie: Jessica seems like she couldn't care less. And Porsha grabs Mellisa around the neck�swinging neck breaker! That laid Mellisa out but good! I love this Pembroke woman!
Kenny: Mellisa doesn't, I can promise that. And Pembroke sends one of her riding boots into Mellisa's stomach. Mellisa is down and pretty much out.
Carrie: Look at Porsha slowly walk around the ring, methodically taking her time with Mellisa. Mellisa is getting to her knees and is crawling towards her corner. Porsha is not in a hurry to follow her.
Kenny: Mellisa is in her corner, hand up to tag. But what is Jessica doing? She has jumped down from the ring apron and is walking away.
Carrie: I'd say�offer accepted.
Kenny: Porsha has grabbed hold of Mellisa and has her back up. She tucks Mellisa's head between her massive thighs, and grabs Mellisa around the midsection. This could be it.
Carrie: Porsha lifting Mellisa all the way up, high above her head. Mellisa almost 8 feet in the air�and down! A sit out powerbomb style move she calls The Iron Lung!
Kenny: Mellisa is motionless on the mat. Jessica is speaking with Sasha and Paula while the ref examines Mellisa. But Porsha grabs her up again and lifts her for�oh no!
Carrie: Oh yes! Another Iron Lung! Mellisa's career may just have been ended.
Kenny: Porsha places her boot on the lifeless Mellisa for an academic pin. Mellisa is unconscious as Porsha has her hand raised in victory. The referee is signaling for a stretcher.
Carrie: Paula is entering the ring�and she's tipping the ash from her cigarette all over Mellisa. This is clearly a sign to Sakura Ito.
Kenny: The stretcher has arrived and is loading up Mellisa while the members of the Hit Squad and Jessica leave triumphantly. A set up from the very beginning.
The winner of the match�Porsha Pembroke