Tina Dream
vs.
Alexandria Parker

Sandra: Hello everyone! Welcome back to the Battling Ring Angels! We have a great match coming to you now!

Garry: The rich and...mmm...leggy Alexandria Parker takes on that no good good for nothing Tina Dream.

Sandra: Anyways...it sounds like our first combatant is ready to rumble!

"Sweet Virginia Breeze" plays over the loud speakers. The crowd pops turning to the back curtain. Tina Dream pushes the curtain back and steps out all smiles. Her silk floral wrap tied at the left hip covers the body the me so desperately want to lay their eyes on. Making her way to the ring, Tina waves to her fans and steps to the rail taking one man's face into her hands. She coos to him making him melt in her hands before running one finger along his chin leaving him behind to go to the ring. She shimmies and dances toward the ring getting more and more cheers as she plays to the crowd. Making her way around the ring, she high-fives a few fans and hugs some others getting smiles upon smiles from everyone. Stepping back to the aisle entrance, Tina unties her wrap and shakes her hips letting the wrap fall to the floor. Her stars and stripes bikini underneath shows off plenty of skin. Some of the men faint and swoon at the sight of the bronze Dream! She turns and climbs the ringsteps draping the wrap over the turnbuckle. Tina puts both hands on the turnbuckle and vaults over it easily landing on her feet! Her smile glistens in the arena lights as Tina Dream blows kisses to everyone.

Garry: God! What a show off! Can't she just come down here and dance around a pole or something?

Sandra: What an entrance!! Tina attracts more and more fans to her side everytime she wrestles.

Garry: Well here comes the true star of this event!

Smoke fills the arena as the lights begin to dim. Murmers start throughout the arena as the crowd looks around confused. Suddendly the entrance ramp explodes with pyros as the curtains part as though a gust of wind has blown through. "She's a Bitch" by Missy Elliot loudly blares as out steps the divine Alexandria Parker. Wearing a gold catsuit, boots, and black kicking pads with "Rich Bitch" written in gold script, she arrogantly saunters down the aisle showing off her lucious legs. A massive amount of whistles are heard as she teases the crowd. The men clutch their hearts and some reach for her trying to at least feel what it would be like to touch Alexandria. Parker enters the ring arching her back seductively under the ropes. She shakes her blood red locks into place before posing on the top rope with her tag title. The referee takes the title from the beauty and Alexandria sizes up her opponent.

Garry: Mm MMMMM! Man Alexandria is hot! We need to invite her down for commentary. She could sit right here on my lap!

Sandra: You pig!!! Can't you just be a good boy and keep all of your legs pointed toward the ground?

Garry: Hey what!? Well anyways the official is in the ring and ready to start this match off.

Slapping her hands together quickly, Tina turns to move to the center of the ring to meet Alexxandria there. Miss Parker pushes her body out of the corner and casually saunters to the center as well. Both women look each other up and down, but it is the laughing from Alexandria that breaks the tension. With a growl, Tina thrusts forward and locks up with the slightly larger Alexandria. They push and shove at each other for what seems like several minutes at least but keep tot he center of the ring. Letting her grip fall loose, Tina slides a headlock onto the Rick Bitch. She wrenches it and Alexandria tries to get an arm up between the torturing limp of Tina Dream. Alex backs into the ropes and pushes on the back of her opponent to get her running into the opposite ropes. Her persistancy gets the best of her as Tina holds onto Miss Parker's hair getting a scream of pain from the Rich Beauty. Using the hairpull, Tina throws Alexandria back into a headlock.

Garry: What was that!? You call that fair Ref!!!?

Sandra: Perhaps a little illegal but a good manuever. Tina is controlling Alexandria at the beginning of this match quite well.

Trying once more, Alexandria backs into the ropes. This time, Tina holds onto the headlock altogether. Leaping into the air she manuevers her arms and twists her body so her hands are on the back of Alex's head. With a crash, Parker's face smashes into the canvass with her head bouncing off the mat a few times before lying still. Quick to take advantage of the moment, Tina slaps on a scissored armbar wrenching the arm at the elbow and shoulder socket.

Garry: Boring!!! Come on do something worth looking at! A little eye candy perhaps...

Sandra: Ugh! You just want Tina to do something that Alexandria could counter on. You hate seeing this talented wrestler winning!

Garry: I won't deny that! She has been a thorn in the wrestling biz ever since she debuted!

Sandra: More like the rose that blossemed... Alexandria gets to her feet holding her strained shoulder. Tina jerks it down once... then twice forcing the screaming Parker down to one knee!

Alexandria fights her way to her feet and crouches forward under the pressure. Tina sets up on her tip-toes to try and put more pressure on, but Parker snags her punishing arm at the wrist and reverses the armbar onto Tina. The Dream shrieks with surprise and steps around Alexandria to get her balance. Raising her arm up, Alexandria slams an elbow into the wrenched arm of Tina Dream forcing her down to her knees. Tina cries out and cradles her arm as Alexandria reaches down grabbing her hair.

Sandra: Quick reversal by Alexandria.

Swinging Tina around to keep her off-balance, the Rich Bitch hooks a headlock onto her opponent. Yanking on Tina's bikini bottem, Alexandria hoists her up into a vertical position. She holds the Dream there for a moment or two before falling back with a brainbuster. The head of Tina Dream bounces off the mat and her body convulses as the tide of this battle has turned against her. Getting to her feet, Alexandria sits there smiling out at the crowd. She kisses out to them once before getting to her feet.

Garry: Oh yeah! That'll teach the little Dream! This is about to become her nightmare!

Sandra: It looks like she could use some help here. Alexandria covers her...1...2...kickout but just barely!

Hoisting Tina to her feet, Alexandria throws a few kicks to the midsection before doing a hard stiff kick to the head! Tina falls backward and onto the mat with a thud. She rolls on the mat as Alexandria grabs her arm and pulls. After she is on her feet, Alexandria pulls Tina into a fireman's carry and holds her on her shoulders.

Garry: This is it! Yes!!! The Bitch Bomb!!!!

Shaking her head as Alex yells out at the crowd, Tina shakes her body and slides off and behind Alexandria. The weight off her shoulders, Alex eyes widen as an arm wraps around her neck into a dragon sleeper. Tina throws her weight back and locks her legs around her opponent's waist.

Sandra: The Perfect Sleeper!!! Alexandria should never have tried for that Bitch Bomb so soon in the match.

Her limbs are flailing! Her body bucks! Her strength is sapped slowly. Her movements slow...more....more...air is so hard to grasp. Suddenly, the world for Alexandria Parker goes black. The official holds her arm up and lets it drop. Once more he does the same...and finally he calls for the bell after the third time. Tina jerks the hold for authority and then stands raising her arms in victory.

Sandra: Well it seems the Shop has bagged another win for themselves.

Garry: NO!!!! This...how...she...the match was...Tina cheated!!! She had to!

Sandra: Right...well we have more exciting matches to come! Stayed tuned after this comercial break!