(The flashing of camera lights and the swivel of the camera explodes onto the scene of the BRA arena, bringing the Monday night show to a fantastic start. The Angeltron comes to life showing scenes of BRA’s most talented ladies - pinning opponents, kissing to the camera, power slamming off the top ropes, posing in provocative clothing, and signing autographs for the fans. The wonderful and impressive images of such characters as Peggy Christian, Brandi Lynn and Missy Jones are offset by the leering and sneering images of Lisa Dream’s arrogant struts, Sandra Blake’s angry attacks, and Yvette Malreaux’s cruel submission move. Monday night is reborn and the fans scream with approval, displaying signs of their favorite girl, carefully drawn and meticulously put together. The camera soaks in the abundantly enthusiastic crowd as the theme music for BRA pumps through the arena. Suddenly, the camera clicks and shows two new faces for the audience, both young and eager. The male, wearing a neatly pressed, beige suit with a black tie and white shirt smiles to the camera. His dark hair is trim and neat, small rounded, wire glasses over his eyes. His features show someone who is reserved and shy, but ready for the night’s activities ahead. Over his ears he wears the headset and in front of him is a black laptop computer. To his left is Cari ‘the Brat’ Tramell, the better known of the two. She wears a white, tight halter top and her lustrous blonde hair cascades down her back and her emerald eyes betray her otherwise innocent features, flashing a hint of malice and contempt. The male is the first to speak, his voice precise and accentless.)

Kenny: Welcome to Monday Night, everyone. I’m Kenny Harbor, along side Cari ‘the Brat’ Tramell and we have one action packed hour ahead tonight!

Cari: (leaning back and taking on a superior air) Pathetic. Simply pathetic. Some of these ladies tonight would not be fit to have been fit to clean my boots. Sadly, the highlight of the evening is the introduction of myself and an individual lacking in anything remotely resembling excitement did it.

Kenny: (as if he did not hear) We have match ups of ‘Ms. BRA’ Tiffany Lane against Missy McKinley; the Hardcore Title is on the line as Skye Soaring Hawk and Sandra Blake try to plow their way through Nina ‘the Goddess’ Larue, in order to take it; Laura Parker defends the tag team belts against ‘Face Off’; and we even have words from Brandi Lynn!

Cari: (rolling her eyes) That is all well and good, but you left out the best part. Lisa Dream takes on Missy Jones. The two of them have had a cold war of their own lasting for weeks. Lisa is the only woman to have held the Celestial Title and Missy Jones is undefeated.

Kenny: (checking his computer) And with Missy’s record at 5-0, I have to point out that nobody has gone more than 5-0. Something has GOTTA break tonight - Missy’s record or the BRA streak!

Cari: (raising an eyebrow and offering a sly smile) There is the possibility that something else could ‘break,’ as well: Missy’s back.

Kenny: (scandalized) Yikes!

Cari: (calmly) With the mood Lisa Dream has been in, Missy is in for a long evening. Find THAT in your charts, pretty boy.

Kenny: (short pause then changing the subject, voice carrying over the roar of the crowd) My sources tell me that Marquise Malreaux booted out Jennifer Christian last week, over her performance at the Pay Per View.

Cari: (with a knowing superiority) Yvette is my kind of lady. She knows what she wants. She takes it. When she sees failure she acts with a surgical precision, cutting quick and deep. Of course, I never had anything to do with stables. I never could trust a girl to do a woman’s job. Clearly, Yvette feels the same way. When you are the best in the federation -

Kenny: (clicking a button on his computer and cutting her off) Not so! Little Alexandra - statistically - is the best in the federation, as well as the Featherweight Titleholder.

Cari: (rolling her eyes) That was a fluke. Little Alexandra is insane. When I dealt with the lunatics, I found that they were too helter skelter to hold on to titles long enough to fully appreciate it.

Kenny: (looking at her) With all your talents and experiences it’s a shame that they kicked you out.

Cari (glaring back) Why don’t I SHOW you some of my talents first-hand, little boy?

Kenny: (not getting the threat) Really? Cool! That would be awesome!

Cari: (disgusted) In any event, folks, we have to take a commercial break. When we return, we start things off with Lisa Dream and Missy Jones finding out who the better woman is. If Lisa Dream can keep her mouth shut for more than I minute, we’ll see the Ninja’s era come to a decisive end.

(As the camera takes one last shot around the arena, the fog begins to roll out from the back, awaiting the forthcoming matches.)