Kenny: Welcome back fans it is me your host Kenny Harbor and along side me is a legend in the sport Cari "the brat" Tramell.
Cari: Well I'm glad that you realize it.
Kenny: Cari look at this crowd!
Another sold out performance by the BRA.
Cari: Well what do you expect? With
a legend like me here the people show up in
droves, Kenny.
(As Cari stands in her chair and starts to
wave to the crowd, arrogantly, the crowd
notices what she is doing and the arena is
filled with boos and hisses.)
Kenny: (Starting to laugh)Well I am
glad that they like you and not me.
Cari: Shut up or I will do something
that they will like.
Kenny: Okay lets get to our next match.
Next we have Tina Dream who is very lovely -
I might say. She will be taking on the
European sensation Gwen 'the Bull' Jeru.
Cari, in your expert opinion what does Gwen
have to do to win this match?
Cari: Well Gwen will have to use some
power moves to make the pretty girl suffer.
And NOBODY knows how to make girls
suffer like I do.
Kenny: And what if Tina was to win?
What has to happen?
Cari: (smirking) Pray that Gwen hurts
herself walking to the ring.
Kenny: Well speaking of Tina I think I
hear her music starting.
(As Sweet Virginia Breeze by Robin
Thompson starts to blare over the PA, as
mutlicolor lights splash across the entrance
way. Tina suddenly appears into the entrance,
wearing a leopardskin bikini and grinning
from ear to ear. Going immediately into a
handstand and walking down the ramp on her
hands, Tina is the picture of grace. With a
laugh, Tina handsprings back to her feet and
goes into a forward somersault landing with
arms outspread. Prancing her way up the aisle
teasing and playing with fans, Tina waves and
blows kisses to the crowd. Bounding back and
forth to share hugs and exchange high fives
with the fans, Tina is clearly a loved child.
Making her way down to ringside Tina reaches
up and grabs the bottom rope, pulling herself
up and slingshoting her through the ropes into
the ring.)
Kenny: That was quite an entrance.
Cari: Yes. At least after she gets beat
she can tell everyone that she had a good
entrance.
( Suddenly Secretaria by Mocedades
plays over the loudspeakers as Gwen Jeru
starts to walk down the catwalk in her
trademark crimson bra, long baggy pants and
red sandals with Gloreu at her side. As the two
walk to the ring Gwen stops at the top and
waves to her fans who cheer at their European
hero. She then flips over the ropes like a true
gymnast that she is.)
Kenny: Well Gwen looks ready.
Cari: Please! I could take both of
them and not break a sweat.
Kenny: Well I am sure you could,
Cari. But let's see who will win this match
and worry about you beating them both later.
Cari: Do NOT make me slap those
glasses off your face.
Kenny: Okay lets get back to the
match. The referee is finished with his
instructions and signals for the bell.
Ding - Ding - Ding
( As soon as the bell rings Gwen
lowers her head and takes off charging across
the ring at Tina. Tina, noticing the sudden
attack, sees that Gwen is getting close and
quickly steps to the side and catches Gwen in a
front face lock.)
Kenny: Tina starting fast has Gwen
in a little bit of trouble.
(As Tina drags Gwen around the ring
and back to the center, she holds her hand up
in the air and then delivers a double knee lift
to the face of Gwen.)
Kenny: Well that double knee lift
has dropped Gwen to the mat.
Cari: Yes, Gwen made a rookie
mistake.
( Tina reaches down and grabs Gwen
by the hair and slowly pulls her to her feet.
Once Tina has Gwen up she holds her hair and
delivers a quick elbow to the gut that doubles
Gwen over in pain.)
Kenny: It sounded like all of the air
left Gwen's lungs after that elbow by Tina.
Cari: Who taught this pretty girl to
be that mean?
( With Gwen doubled over holding her
stomach, Tina reaches down and grabs the
right arm of Gwen and places her in an
armdrag takedown quickly turning it into an
armbar.)
Kenny: Well Tina is placing a lot of
pressure on Gwen's arm.
Cari: Yes but Tina is making a
mistake of wrestling with Gwen. She needs to
be flying around the ring because Gwen will
crush her like a grape if given the chance.
(Tina pulls Gwen up by the arm and
then delivers corkscrew armdrag, following it
up by dropping a leg across of the arm of
Gwen.)
Kenny: Well, Cari, call it a mistake if
you want but Tina is taking to Gwen at the
beginning of the match.
Cari: True but lets see how long it
lasts.
( Tina stands up and raises both of her
arms into the air for the crowd to approve. She
then leans over and pulls Gwen up to where
she is standing on her feet and Tina pulls both
of her arms back and smacks both of Gwen's
ears causing Gwen to grab her head and
double over.)
Kenny: OUCH!
Cari: It looks like that hurt.
(Tina pulls Gwen by the arm and
throws her into the corner where Gwen hits
the turnbuckle and her lower body bounces
out as she slides down to the ground.)
Kenny: Well, Gwen's back hit the
turnbuckle hard and this match continues to be
all Tina Dream.
Cari: Yes but Tina needs to stay
away from Gwen. Gwen has too much power
for the pretty girl.
(Tina slowly walks over and pulls
Gwen up by her hair and drapes Gwen's arms
across the ropes. Tina then delivers about six
chops to the chest of Gwen that causes her to
drop onto the middle turnbuckle.)
Kenny: If not for the middle rope
Gwen would be down on her keester again.
Those chops were heard all over the arena.
Cari: Well Tina is lucky that Gwen
is in the ring and not me. I would take her
'pretty girl' face and -
Kenny: Well, lets stay focused on
the action.
( In the ring Tina grabs Gwen and places
her in a side headlock and then takes off
running pulling Gwen along. Once she reaches
the center of the ring she jumps into the air
and delivers a fling bulldog that plants the face
of Gwen right on the mat.)
Kenny: Gwen is not moving as she
is laying face down on the mat.
Cari: Glorue is pounding on the
mat trying to get Gwen's attention and Tina is
wasting time like all pretty girls as she walks
around the ring like she is in a beauty contest
instead of a wrestling match.
(Tina walking around in the ring as
Gwen is still not moving face down on the
mat. Tina stands next to Gwen and kicks her
over on her back and puts to the corner and the
crowd goes crazy.)
Cari: She does not need
permission.
Kenny: She is just telling everyone
what is coming up.
(Tina walks over and climbs to the
top rope, as Gwen is still not moving. Tina
stands on the top rope for a few seconds and
then leaps into the air. Right before Tina
delivers a flying headbutt Gwen manages to
roll out of thew way at the last second and
Tina hits the mat hard with her head.)
Kenny: My gosh I think Tina
knocked herself out with that high flying
move. Tina is laying face first on the mat and
Gwen is right there next to her.
Cari: Well that will teach her to
play to the crowd. This may be the chance that
Gwen was waiting for.
( Both Tina and Gwen are barely
stirring around the mat. Finally both girls start
to get to their feet at the same time.)
Cari: Well this could be the
match. Both girls are hurt and whoever gets
the first move in this time well have the upper
hand.
(Tina is the first one to press the
issue. She reaches out and grabs Gwen by the
arm and throws her into the ropes.)
Kenny: Well it looks like it is
Tina as she throws Gwen into the ropes.
(As Gwen runs into the ropes Tina
prepares to catch Gwen with a backflip. Tina
ducks her head as Gwen comes running at her
and then is decked to the ground as Gwen
catches Tina with a spinning flip kick.)
Kenny: Well that kick has put
Tina on the mat and now for the first time in
the match I think Gwen is about to have things
going her way.
Cari: Well it is about time.
Neither one of these girls impress me.
Kenny: And I am sure that is
very hard to do.
Cari: Keep it up and you will
find out.
(Meanwhile in the ring Gwen has
walked over to where Tina is laying face down
on the mat and has started to kick Tina in the
stomach. With each kick the Tina's body
bounces off of the canvas and falls back down.)
Kenny: My, my, my - look at
Gwen go to town on the midsection of 'the
dream.'
Cari: Kick her once for me,
Gwen.
(Gwen stands over the dazed Tina
Dream and reaches down and pulls her up by
her hair. She bends over and picks the limp
Tina up by placing her over her shoulder and
carries her to the corner of the ring and places
her on the top turnbuckle.)
Kenny: If my computer is
right I think I know what is coming up next.
Cari: Your computer?! Give
me a break!
( With Tina perched on the top
turnbuckle Gwen climbs the ropes so she is
standing on the top rope and reaches down and
pulls Tina up and places her arm behind the
neck of Tina. She then reaches down and grabs
a hand full of Tina's bikini and lifts the Dream
high in the air and delivers a superplex.)
Kenny: What a tremendous
move by Gwen. Tina is laying on her back
staring at the ceiling, I think she's out of it.
Cari: Well, was your
computer right?
( Tina Dream is laying in the
center of the ring looking at the ceiling trying
to figure out what happened. Gwen walks over
showing no mercy for Tina. She pulls Tina up
to where Tina is standing on her own in the
center of the ring but wobbling. Gwen once
again wraps her arms around the waist of Tina
and lifts her in the air.)
Kenny: It is not looking good
for Tina. Gwen now has her in a bearhug in the
center of the ring and she has nowhere to go.
Cari: I would break her back.
Kenny: Ack! I know you
would!
Cari: You're right I would.
( Tina has pain all over her face
as Gwen continues to keep the pressure on.)
Cari: I think Tina is starting to
fade.
(As Gwen leans forward
causing Tina's back to arch and make the
pressure greater the referee walks in and starts
to pay close attention to Tina.)
Kenny: I do not know how
much more of this Tina can take! She looks
like she is fading.
( As soon as the words come out
of the mouth of Kenny, Tina's head slumps to
the side and the referee starts to check her arm.)
Kenny: It drops once.
Kenny: That's two.
Cari: Three! It dropped for the
third time! It's over!
Ding
- Ding - Ding
(As Tina's arm drops for the third time, the referee
calls for the bell. Gwen releases her grip and Tina falls to the ground, out
cold.)
Kenny: Well, all I can say is that those chances Tina
took cost her because she had the match going her way.
Cari: I can say another thing. That is how I defeat
Pretty girls: leave them laying bruised, bloody and broken. Of course, no girl
is truly as pretty as I am. In fact, they used to call me pretty poison a few years back . . .
(As the referee tends to Tina, Gwen is standing in the
corner on the middle turnbuckle waving to the crowd.)
Kenny: Well your winner of this match is Gwen Jeru.
And I must say that this is a shocker.
