The crowd begins to grow in volume as the lights
flicker down and a rattlesnake's rattles fill the arena air. The first
strains of Bad Company begin as a spotlight hits the ring. An 'A8'
symbol begins to fade into view in black lights framed by the spotlight.
The crowd grows louder as another spotlight hits the entryway. After a
moment, Brandi Lynn walks out and stands looking out at the crowd. The
crowd's noise grows even louder at the Lynn. Brandi is wearing her black
'Aces and Eights' windbreaker, open in the front, over her black jeans
with black kneepads over them, black wrestling boots, white football
style shinguards, a black elbow pad on the right arm, and a black sports
top.
She slaps hands with the fans all the way down.
Then, in the middle of the ailse she stops and grabs a beer that has
been offered to her by a fan along the way. She sips some of them and
hands it back. The fan just shakes his head as Brandi favors him with a
smile. Then, beer in hand, she continues to the ring. Once in the ring
she makes a circle and tosses her windbreaker to the attendant at
ringside.
Kenny: Welcome back BRA fans and we have returned with our next match!
Brandi Lynn has just made her entrance. In just a few moments, she will
face Zantara Underworld in what has to be considered a re-match of the
year!
Cari: (rolls eyes) Whatever! The Texan has once again bitten off more
than she can chew. Zantara is going to tear her apart.
Kenny: (tapping on his lap top) Well, my stats say that both women have
a 50/50 chance of winning this match.
Cari: Screw your stats, monkey boy!
Suddenly, the loudspeaker starts with an original, scratchy version of
Irving Berlin's "Cheek to Cheek." The crowd immediately starts to show
their negative feelings and loudly boo. The Irving Berlin song fades
out, and a new tune, "In Jeopardy," by Roger Hodgson, fades in. Zantara
Underworld steps out, dressed in her black suit with purple pin-stripes,
a purple shirt underneath, steel-toed boots, one black, fingerless
glove. She sneers at the fans and the fans increase their negative
sentiment. Zantara strides to ringside, carrying a black guitar case.
Within seconds, she is sitting next to the announcers' table, and has
snatched a microphone.
Zantara: Shut up!....I said shut up, you bunch of morons! I have
something to say
The crowd, naturally, does not listen, and somehow begins to overshadow
the loud music.
Zantara: Listen up and listen good! I am being forced to fight for the
SECOND time in a row, this annoying Texan, Brandi Lynn.
The crowd, much to Zantara's distaste, cheers at the mentioning of
Brandi's name. Zantara grimaces impatiently until the cheering quells.
Zantara: AS I WAS SAYING! The Archangel has once again managed to get
under
my skin. The nerve! Abusing my talents twice in a row! Well let me tell
you idiots something! Soon you will all feel the wrath of Hades as I
pummel Brandi Lynn once more tonight!
Zantara waits until her song is done, talking harshly to Kenny. Brandi
yells for her to enter the ring as Zantara takes her own sweet time.
Kenny: Geez! Did you hear those words from Zantara? What a mouth on
her!?!
Cari: I know. Isn't she great?
As Zantara enters the ring, she and Brandi stare each other down when
Brandi suddenly throws beer in Zantara's face, following it up with a
punch to the jaw, rocking Underworld. The referee immediately calls for
the start of the match.
Kenny: Wow! Did you see that punch? Brandi's already starting off with a
bang!
Brandi continues to attack Zantara with punches to the chest and face,
backing Zantara into a corner. She finally boots Zantara in the stomach
before sending her into the ropes. Zantara rebounds and is immediately
rocked with a lariat from the Texan.
Kenny: Wow! What elevation! Brandi sent Zantara into orbit with that
lariat. Now, she kicks and stomps on the woman from Hades.
Cari: Ha! Zantara is just setting Brandi up for the kill.
Brandi brings Zantara to her feet and immediately sends her back to the
mat with an arm drag. Brandi repeats the move, sending Underworld once
again crashing to the mat. Zantara rubs her arm as Brandi advances upon
her. Suddenly, Zantara surprises her with a quick jab to the throat,
sending Brandi to one knee, gasping for air.
Cari: (grins) See. I told you that Zantara was setting that red neck up
for the big beat down!
Zantara grabs Brandi by the hair and unleashes a string of kicks with
those steel-toed boots. But, to Zantara's surprise and dismay, Brandi
blocks each kick with her shin guards.
Kenny: It looks like Brandi came prepared for Zantara's assault with
those shin guards. They're protecting her from Zantara's steel toes.
Cari: Hmmm. Maybe the Texan isn't so stupid after all. (pauses) Nah!
Frustrated, Zantara attempts a punch but Brandi Lynn blocks it and
responds with an elbow to Zantara's face. Brandi's elbow pad collides
with Zantara's face and the woman from Hades falls to the mat, clutching
her face.
Kenny: Whoa! Zantara fell like a ton of bricks!
Cari: I smell a rat and, for once, it isn't Peggy Christian. I think
that elbow pad is loaded.
Brandi drops a few more elbows across Zantara's face before bringing
her to her feet and whipping Underworld into the ropes again. As Zantara
rebounds, she boots Brandi squarely in the face, knocking the Texan for
a loop. Zantara snarls as she roughly yanks Brandi to her feet, by her
hair, and dumps her in the center of the ring with a power bomb, Brandi
arching her back in pain upon impacting with the hard canvas.
Kenny: Uh oh! Looks like Zantara is mad.
Zantara grabs the dazed Brandi and suplexes her back to the mat. Brandi
clutches her back as Zantara delivers a savage, snap kick to that
injured area. She grabs Brandi and brings her to her feet again, lifting
her in body slam position. Suddenly, without warning, Zantara drops
Brandi across her exposed knee, adding more damage to that area. Zantara
covers a downed Brandi as the ref counts
1
2
Brandi manages to lift her shoulder before the three count.
Cari: (nods) Smart move by Zantara. She knows that targeting Brandi's
back will keep the Texan down and out.
Zantara grins as she grabs Brandi by the hair, dragging her to her
feet. Underworld then proceeds to viciously attack Brandi Lynn with a
series of head butts, made even more deadly by the steel plate in
Zantara's head. After several stiff head shots, a dazed Brandi stumbles
to the mat, the fans showing their disgust by booing Zantara. Zantara
arrogantly places a boot across the fallen Brandi's chest and demands
that the ref counts.
1
Brandi kicks out of the pinning situation, holding her aching scalp.
Feeling no mercy, Zantara yanks Brandi by the hair, dragging her to her
feet. She punches Brandi in the face before attacking her with a flying
bulldog, driving Brandi face first into the hard mat. Zantara next drops
an elbow across Brandi's back and rolls her over, covering her for the
pin.
1
2
Again, Brandi manages to kick out.
Kenny: My stats say that, at this rate, Zantara has a 76.3% chance of
winning this match!
Cari: Told you, Monkey Boy. Now, Zantara lifts Brandi to her feet again
and dumps her head into the mat with a piledriver. (winces) That looks
like it smarts.
Zantara piledrives Brandi and then attempts another cover but, once
again, Brandi kicks out before the three count. Zantara argues with the
ref before bringing Brandi to her feet. She whips Brandi to the ropes,
attempting a clothesline, but the Texan ducks the attempt. She rebounds
again and catches Underworld with a flying bulldog of her own. Wasting
no time, Brandi lifts Zantara and delivers a hot shot, driving
Underworld's throat across the top rope.
Brandi: Welcome to hell, Zan. Hope you enjoy your stay!
Brandi covers Zantara, hooking the leg, as the ref counts.
1
2
Zantara kicks out of the pin attempt.
Cari: It's going to take a hell of a lot more than that to take out
Zantara Underworld!
Brandi approaches the downed Zantara only to be caught with a choke. As
Brandi gasps for air, Zantara wraps her hands around the Texans' throat,
choking her mercilessly. The ref begins to count, forcing Zantara to
break the hold before she is disqualified. Zantara snarls at the ref
before booting Brandi in the stomach, doubling the Texan over. Zantara
lifts Brandi in the air for another power bomb but is shocked as Brandi
flips out of the hold, driving Zantara face first into the mat with a
face buster. Brandi attempts a quick pin but Zantara easily kicks out at
two. Brandi brings her to her feet and stomps on Zantara's knee with
some stiff boots and kicks.
Kenny: Looks like Brandi is targeting the big woman's knees, hoping to
take out her footing. Stats indicate that Brandi's chance for success
have increased by 15.2%.
Cari: Brandi lifts Zantara and drops her with a knee breaker. Zantara is
clutching her knee. That one has to hurt!
Zantara rolls to the mat as Brandi attacks with another barrage of
kicks to the knee. She whips Zantara to the turnbuckles and follows,
attacking Underworld with a flurry of punches, the crowd counting
along.
Crowd: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!
After the last punch, Zantara stumbles to the mat, Brandi covering her
for the win.
1
2
A strong kick out as Zantara lifts her shoulder from the mat. She
slowly rises to her feet only to be caught by a boot to the face from
Brandi. Brandi follows with another shot from her elbow pad, causing
Zantara to grimace in pain.
Kenny: It looks like Zantara is complaining to the ref about that elbow
pad. She's claiming that it's loaded.
Cari: Ha! Told ya! I should know. I've done the loaded, elbow pad
millions of times.
Kenny: The ref seems to be ignoring Zantara's pleas as he is allowing
the match to proceed.
Cari: (scowls) Stupid zebras! I never did like referees!
Brandi brings Zantara to her feet again and raises her fist in the air,
preparing for another round of punches, when Zantara drops her with a
low blow. Brandi slumps to the mat as the fans boo Zantara's tactics.
Underworld ignores the complaints of the ref and drags Brandi to the
corner before choking her throat against the second rope. The fans boo
as Brandi is again assaulted by the vile Zantara. The ref admonishes
Zantara and she quickly releases the choke hold, Brandi gasping for air.
Zantara grabs the dazed Brandi and delivers another lethal, head butt,
dropping her lifeless body to the mat.
Cari: Looks like it's all over. Time to say bye bye to the Texan.
Zantara clamps a face claw on Brandi and lifts her from the mat. With a
twisted smile, Zantara attempts the Hades Hazzard when Brandi suddenly
elbows her in the face, with the elow pad, forcing Zantara to break the
hold.
Kenny: Brandi was playing possum.
cari: Playing possum? I thought those texans liked to eat them.
Brandi, taking advantage of Zantara's stunned state, clamps her in a
face lock and drops her with the Boothill reverse DDT, sending
Underworld's head impacting into the canvas. Brandi covers as the
referee counts.
Kenny: This looks like the end. One...
Cari: No! Kick out, Zantara!
Kenny: two....
Cari: Come on, Underworld!
Kenny: Three!
The ref's hand slaps the mat a third time as Zantara kicks out, seconds
too late. Brandi is announced the winner as the fans rejoice.
Kenny: Brandi Lynn does it again! Another stellar match!
Cari: Bah!
Brandi leaves ringside, slapping hands with the fans. Zantara argues
with the ref a few minutes before stalking from ringside, glaring at a
few fans, heckling her about her defeat. Suddenly, Zantara grabs one of
the fans and drags them over the steel railing, delivering a Hades
Hazzard on the concrete floor! Security and paramedics rush to the scene
as Zantara stands over the bleeding, unconscious fan.
Kenny: Oh my God! Did you see that? That was a disgrace.
Cari: You're right. Zantara should have given him a piledriver as well.
Kenny: You're terrible! Fans, we'll be back soon hopefully with an
update on that poor fan. I hope Arch Angel is watching this. Zantara
deserves some form of punishment for her terrible actions!
The scene fades.
Winner: Brandi Lynn