Cari: Oh Damn!! Not her again!!

The music 'Bad Company' by Bad Company begins to play as a spotlight hits the ring. After a moment, the symbol 'A8' fades into view inside the spotlight.

Kenny: Brandi seems to be in a talkative mood again.

The crowd's noise seems to increase as the Texan, Brandi Lynn comes out. Brandi is wearing her black sports top, blue jeans with knee pads, black boots, and a Texas Rangers baseball hat. She waves to the crowd as she walks down to the ring.

Kenny: Brandi Lynn is one of the four participants in the elimination match to determine who will move on for the Celestial Title.

Cari: I hope she gets eliminated�permanently!!

Brandi takes a lap around the ring and waves to the crowd as the cheers rein down. She catches a microphone that is tossed to her by an attendant.

Brandi: Howdy!!

Crowd: HOWDY!!!

Brandi pauses as the crowd pops louder. Then the crowd quiets down.

Brandi: Do you ever feel like you were in a Batman movie?

Brandi pauses for reaction as the crowd looks at each other. Those words weren't what they were expecting from the Texan.

Brandi: Two weeks ago, I had a run in with Cosmo McKinley. You know the 'Joker' of the BRA. The 'joke' of the entire medical profession. Hell, physically, he's an anatomical punchline.

The crowd laughs a bit as they sort of see how this going.

Brandi: Then, this last week, I faced the 'Ms. Freeze' of the league, Zany Underwear. She found out that a Hell raisin' Texan sure doesn't fear Hades much.

Crowd pop as Brandi leans against the near ropes with a grin on her face.

Brandi: "Next, the Arch Angel, in her wisdom has me goin' against ol' TWO FACE herself�Janus!"

The crowd pops again, louder this time, with boos at the name of Janus. Brandi takes her time as the crowd quiets down.

Brandi: That's right, Two Face. I'm comin' for you now. It ain't some rookie in your way. It's me. This ain't my first rodeo, Janus. I've seen the flames of Hell and blood that would make the Red River red. Lane�Misty..do yourselves a favor. Stay out of my way. I just want that ugly bitch, Janus, to my�.

Brandi is interrupted as the arena lights go down.

Kenny: What's going on here?

The lightening moves where half the arena is in darkness and the other half is in light. Brandi moves to the left, the lighted side of the ring, and looks disgusted.

Kenny: Brandi looks like she's getting pretty tired of being interrupted. This is the second time in two weeks.

Cari: Hell, now she knows how I feel. This is the second time in two weeks that she's interrupted my life with her drivel.

A form in the shadow side of the ring emerges from between the ropes.

Kenny: Who is that with Brandi?

Cari: I can't tell.

Brandi comes to the edge of the darkside of the ring and yells at the visitor.

Kenny: That looks like Janus!!

Suddenly, the Texan is knocked down by a flash of fire.

Cari and Kenny (both at the same time): OH MY GOD!!

The Texan is lying on her side holding her face as Janus stands over here. The lights in the arena finally come up all the way. Two feet away from the pair is Brandi's Texas Rangers hat burning from the fireball.

Kenny: Can you believe that just happened?

Cari: No, I can't.

Janus walks over to the microphone and picks it up. She stares at the stricken form of the Texan for a moment, then begins to speak.

Janus: Beauty consumed by the fire. Brandi, now you truly know my pain!

Janus drops the microphone and begins to rein punches on the burnt side of the Texan's face.

Kenny: We need help!! Somebody in the back come out here now!!

Cari: Damn, she is cold blooded.

Crowd pops as Callisto and Cammy run down the aisle. Janus sees them and smirks. She then slides through the ropes on the opposite end of the ring than where the Masters cousins come into.

Kenny: Finally, Callisto and Cammy have saved Brandi's life!!

Cari: Janus is just staring at them from outside the ring.

Callisto and Janus stare daggers at each other for several moments as Cammy tends to Brandi. Finally, Janus turns to go back to the dressing rooms. Callisto turns back towards Brandi and looks her over.

Kenny: I don't believe anyone could ever do this!!

Cari: Lynn was playing with fire all week. She got burned�literally.

Kenny: Callisto is waving for the paramedics�This looks very serious.

Cari: Callisto actually has a look of concern on her face. Isn't this the same girl who tried to do to Lynn what Janus just did? Must be jealousy coming out of Callisto.

Kenny: Folks, we are going to commercial now, we'll let you know if there are any further developments on Brandi's condition.

The camera pans away from the paramedics just arriving to the Texas Rangers baseball cap blackened and burned.