Vs.
Janus
Kenny: We're back, BRA fans, with tonight's second match. This should
prove to be quite a contest, considering the bad blood between these two
women!
Cari: (smiles) And when there's bad blood, blood is usually spilled. I
can't wait!
Suddenly, the arena goes dark. Suddenly "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath
plays and the right side of the arena is lit up. Janus walks to the ring
with "The Dragon Lady" Sasha behind her. Both wear long sleeve black
velvet shirts and
black leather pants. Janus wears blue and black cowboy boots, while
Sasha's are turquoise and yellow. They walk calmly to the ring. Janus
just stares straight ahead, while Sasha scowls, gestures and otherwise
works the fans. Both ladies enter the ring and take in the hate of the
fans. Sasha struts around the ring, while Janus waits for Alexandria
Parker's arrival. They both wear chain bracelets on their right arms.
Kenny: And there's the vile Janus, a woman hated by many in this fine
promotion. And, from the reaction of the fans, they don't like her too
much either.
Cari: Well, she had better watch out because she's going to have her
hands full with Alexandria Parker!
Kenny: Indeed. and, if my calculations are correct, we're about to be
paid a visit by the Rich Bitch.
And the lights fell down... "Split Personality" by Pink dashes the arena
in an effort to raise the crowd from their stupor. The crowd's reaction
varies, from the lovers of honor who grant her very presence with
hateful jeers and comments, to those out there merely for the eye candy
value, who find what they see now very appeasing. The stage erupts with
gorgeous pyrotechnics; the curtains fluttering open to reveal the
dynamic beauty known to all as Alexandria Parker. Clad in a pink & white
sports bra with matching boots and kicking pads, Her wrestling ensemble
is completed with white, skin tight pants with "Rich Bitch" written up
the side in silver glitter.On her face she wears red and black make-up
giving her the image of two-face. Her tightly curled red hair freely
bounces as she struts her way down the aisle. As the ring announcer
respectfully holds the ropes for Miss Parker, more pyrotechnics explode
as she poses for a quick photograph. Miss. Vanity runs down to ring side
carrying a large mirror.
Kenny: A spectacular entrance by Alexandria Parker. Wait! it looks like
she's conferring with the referee. I wonder what this is about.
Alexandria speaks with the ref, perodically pointing to Sasha. The ref
nods and goes over to Sasha. They have an angry exchange before she
points to the aisle, telling Sasha to leave. Sasha and Janus look to one
another warily and confer before Sasha reluctantly leaves ringside. A
triumphant Alexandria smirks at Janus.
Kenny: What just happened?
Cari: I love it! That Parker is one devious bitch! She pointed out to
the ref that Sasha, while a BRA wrestler, has no manager's license so
has no place at ringside, unlike Miss Vanity. Ha! Ha! Ha! Smart move by
Parker. Separating Janus from her mentor forces Janus to switch her game
plan and puts Alexandria at the advantage. I like this Parker already!
Kenny: I don't know if it was such a good move because now Janus looks
quite pissed. (looking at his lap top) With the amounts of hatred
between these two, I predict that a blood bath is quite likely.
Cari: (smiles) I wouldn't want it any other way
Kenny: The bell rings, calling for the start of the match, and Janus
lunges for Alex. Oh my! Alexandria just caught her with a kick to the
mouth!
As the match begins, Janus lunges at Alexandria but the CEO surprises
her rival with a savate kick to the mouth. Janus clutches her mouth as
Alexandria follows with a flurry of kicks to Janus's stomach, knocking
the scarred woman to her knees. She grabs a handful of Janus's hair and
drags her to her feet.
Alexandria: Your hair is very pretty!
With that, Alexandria yanks on Janus's hair a few times before whipping
her to the ropes. On the rebound, Alexandria surprises her with a
clothesline, rocking Janus.
Cari: Looks like Parker stunned Janus with that clothesline and now she
adds a body slam for good measure.
Alexandria lifts Janus and slams her roughly onto the hard canvas, on
her backside. Janus scowls at Parker as she clutches her back. Alex
smirks as she begins to scrape her boot across Janus's face.
Alexandria: What a pretty face!
Janus screams as she feels the leather boot moving roughly across her
facial features. The ref warns Alexandria and she reluctantly ceases her
actions. She raises and attempts to drag Janus to her feet but the Hit
Squad member surprises her with a low blow. Alexandria's mouth forms an
"O" as she clutches that most sensitive area.
Janus: You should have stayed out of my business!
Janus swiftly scoops Alexandria up and slams her to the mat, returning
the favor. She grabs Alex by her red hair and drags her to her feet,
Miss Vanity protesting to the ref about the illegal hair pull. Janus
whips Alexandria to the ropes and catches her, on the rebound, with a
side walk slam, knocking the wind from the red head. Janus attempts a
quick cover but Alexandria kicks out at one.
Cari: There's still a lot of fight left in Parker. Janus wraps her arms
around Parker's waist and delivers a belly to belly suplex. (winces)
That's got to hurt!
Alexandria yelps as she is raised in the air and suplexed to the mat,
her back again absorbing the impact. Janus begins to kick and stomp on
the prone Alexandria as the ref warns her about the illegal tactics.
Janus turns to the ref and the two begin to argue as Alexandria slowly
gets to her feet. The wily red head sneaks up behind the distracted
Janus and delivers a low blow. Janus slumps to her knees as Alexandria
kicks her in the head, for good measure. The ref warns about
Alexandria's actions but she ignores her. Janus falls to the mat and
Alexandria performs a fast, standing moonsault, hooking the leg as her
body crashes on top of Janus. The ref begins to count but Janus raises
her shoulder at two.
Cari: A near fall for Parker. I think she has this match won. Without
Sasha, Janus seems lost out there.
Alexandria makes it to her feet and grabs Janus by the hair, roughly
shoving her head between her legs. As Parker smirks to the fans, she
lifts Janus and power bombs her onto the canvas. As Janus's body impacts
onto the mat, Miss Vanity leaps onto the ring apron, attracting the
ref's attention. As the ref attends to Miss Vanity, oredering her from
the apron, Alexandria drags her boot across Janus's throat, choking the
woman with that boot. As Janus gags and thrashes wildly, Alexandria adds
insult to injury by slapping her in the face. The ref returns her
attention to the match and Alexandria swiftly ceases her choking.
Cari: (laughs) I love it! Parker is breaking the rules like a champ!
(sniffs) She almost reminds me of me.
Alexandria drags Janus to her feet and grabs her around the waist from
behind. With a grunt, Aex lifts her in the air and sends her smashing
neck first with a release, German suplex. Janus clutches her neck as
Alex drags her to her feet, repeating the move. Janus again lands in a
heap, in the center of the ring. Miss Vanity claps and cheers as
Alexandria signals that she's going to try the move again. As she
approaches Janus, Janus reaches into her boot, swiftly removing a silver
object.
Kenny: Uh oh! Here comes that fork!
Cari: Good! It's time to see some blood!
Janus swings wildly with the fork, scratching Alexandria on the arm,
before she tucks the fork back into her boot. A trickle of blood falls
from the cut as Alexandria quickly complains to the ref.
Kenny: Uh oh! Looks like Alexandria is telling the ref about the fork.
Cari: That's what happens when you use a foreign object that can leave
permanent marks.
Alex shows the ref the cut and the ref, knowing of Janus's reputation,
admonishes her. The ref and Janus argue before she proceeds to search
Janus. The ref finds the fork, in Janus's boot, and threatens her with
disqualification, waving the illegal object in her face. As the two
women argue, Alexandria sneaks up behind Janus and surprises her with a
dragon sleeper, wrapping her arms around Janus's throat. The ref tosses
the fork aside and asks for Janus's submission.
Cari: Alexandria is really on the mark tonight. She not only got rid of
Janus's mentor but her secret weapon as well. This match is hers now.
Kenny: I wouldn't count Janus out, if I were you. She still has a lot of
fight left. In fact, my predictions state that she has a 66.5% chance of
still winning this match.
Janus struggles in the move as Alex applies the lethal submission. The
ref asks for Janus's answer but the scarred woman refuses to submit. As
she feels herself lose consciousness, she quickly lashes out and catches
Parker with a chop to the throat. Alexandria gasps and releases the hold
as the ref again admonishes Janus.
Kenny: Hmm. The ref really seems to dislike Janus. I guess she's upset
about Janus scarring that other female ref, last week. You know, the
referees here do share a sort of comradarie.
Janus rises to her feet and stomps on Parker with those hard, heavy,
cowboy boots.
Janus: Evil is here for you, Parker!
Janus grabs Alex by her hair and tosses her into the nearest corner.
Parker's head hits the turnbuckle and Janus attacks the dazed woman with
a flurry of knife edge chops across the chest.
Crowd: Woooooooooooo!
Cari: The crowd getting into things as Janus brutalizes Alexandria's
chest with those stiff chops!
Parker winces and slumps to the mat as Janus smiles.
Janus: I'm sending you to hell!
Janus grabs Parker by the throat and drags her to the center of the
ring. Janus lifts the red head in suplex position but instead drops her
onto her head with a brain buster. As Janus covers the winded Parker,
the ref counts. The ref slaps the mat a second time when Miss Vanity
leaps onto the ring apron, drawing her attention. The ref again warns
Miss Vanity about her interference as Janus slaps the mat angrily, her
pinning combination disrupted. The scarred woman points at Miss Vanity
as the petite manager gulps nervously.
Kenny: Vanity had better be careful. I'm sure that Janus would have no
problem putting her hands on her, as well.
Janus lifts Alexandria and slams her onto her knee with an atomic drop.
Parker slumps to the mat, in a dazed state.
Cari: If Janus keeps this up, she may win this match, after all!
Janus drops a closed fist to Parker's throat and attempts another cover,
hooking the leg. The ref counts but Alex lifts her shoulder at the two
count. Janus grabs her by the hair and tosses Miss Parker outside of the
ring, the red head landing at the feet of Miss Vanity. Janus quickly
follows, the ref shouting protests.
Cari: Oooh! Things are about to heat up now!
Janus grabs a handful of Alexandria's hair and whips her into the steel
steps, the red head crashing into the metal. As Janus grins, Miss Vanity
leaps onto her back, punching at Janus, but the larger woman snap mares
the valet onto the padded floor. As Vanity lands with a small "thud",
Janus begins to advance upon her. Miss Vanity backs away and looks on in
wide-eyed terror as the scarred woman grins at her sadistically. Finding
herself backed into a corner, Vanity closes her eyes, bracing herself
for whatever tortures Janus has for her, but it never comes. Alexandria
leaps off of the steel steps with a missile drop kick, catching the
distracted Janus in the back of the head. Janus's head hits the ring
apron as Alexandria lands on the padded ground. Alexandria wastes no
time in rolling Janus back into the ring and following, Miss Vanity
breathing a sigh of relief.
Kenny: Wow! Did you see that drop kick? These girls are getting
hardcore!
Cari: I know. Isn't it great?
With a look of utter disgust, Alexandria lifts Janus onto her shoulders
and delivers a Death Valley Driver, driving Janus's head into the mat.
Alexandria quickly raises to her feet and signals to the crowd.
Alexandria lifts Janus on her shoulders again but is surprised as Janus
lashes out with a rake to the eyes. Screaming, Alex drops Janus,
clutching her eyes in the process. Janus uses the opportunity to lash
out with those heavy boots, catching Alex with a lethal low blow. Janus
grabs the doubled over Alex and delivers a sit-out power bomb. The ref
counts but Alexandria kicks out at two.
Cari: I can't believe she had some fight left! I could have sworn that
it was over.
Kenny: (nods) I agree but they keep fighting and fighting. You are
undoubtly seeing two of BRA's finest tonight.
Janus whips Alex to the ropes but is shocked as Parker rebounds and
surprises her with a savate kick to the chest, sending Janus reeling.
Wasting no time, Parker scoops Janus in the air and dumps her onto the
mat with a Michinoku Driver. Miss Vanity claps as Alex slowly mounts the
top turnbuckle. She measures Janus and leaps off with a flying, leg drop
but gasps as she meets hard canvas, Janus having rolled out of the way.
Parker clutches her aching backside as Janus uses this as her moment to
strike. She grabs Parker and sends her crashing again into the mat with
the Faces of Pain, the face first spine buster knocking the remaining
wind out of Parker. Janus weakly covers and the ref counts, her hand
slapping the mat for a third time.
Kenny: Wow! What a match!
Cari: Yeah..I don't impress easy but I gotta admit that those two girls
were pretty okay. Although they still aren't as good as me!
The fans boo as Janus slowly rises to her feet. Suddenly, Miss Vanity
rushes behind her and smashes the mirror atop her head, leaving Janus in
a puddle of broken glass. Blood falls from Janus's head as Alexandria
rises to her feet. Alex and Miss Vanity turn to one another and smile
before the two women attack Janus with kicks and stomps.
Kenny: Hey! The match is over! There's no call for this!
Cari: (smiles) A post match beatdown! I love it!
Kenny: I don't believe those two would do that! The match was over.
There was no need for Alex to attack Janus. I guess she really is a Rich
Bitch!
Cari: Quit your whining, loser. All's fair when it comes to the squared
circle. Parker just wanted to make sure she left her mark. And, from the
look of Janus, it looks like she did! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Alex and Vanity head to the locker rooms as Sasha and a crew of
paramedics tend to a fallen Janus, the scene fading to black.
Winner: Janus